At the request of my employer - Page 2

High Country Herb · 11-02-2012, 07:59 AM

"Yes, Mr. Boss, I'll try to keep both tires down. I generally do that because it's safer to be under power when crossing bumps. Hopefully going slower won't cause me to crash. Does this business carry insurance to cover parking lot hazards?"

Qwik · 11-19-2012, 09:29 PM

Good reply. Problem is He rides as well. When he called me into his office from down the hall all I heard was "Hey Evel Knievel, C'mere" he was crackin up over it.

bajarider1 · 11-20-2012, 10:03 AM

Was he upset that you got air first?

DirtyADV · 11-21-2012, 12:59 PM

Never heard of these "speed bumps" you talk of, you must mean the "fun bumps" placed on road to entertain dual sports bikes forced to endure paved roads!

/Johan

zooomgovroom · 11-21-2012, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyADV

Never heard of these "speed bumps" you talk of, you must mean the "fun bumps" placed on road to entertain dual sports bikes forced to endure paved roads!

/Johan

man Johan...when I think of "fun bumps", they are usually mounted on the chest of a woman!!!

flux_capacitor · 11-22-2012, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DougG60

found a nice set of railroad tracks near me that going the 25mph speed limit you can get a pretty good launch off them. did actually have a police car behind me once but he may not have seen it or didnt care. http://youtu.be/eXOP38l7jHM

There are some RR tracks on Hwy 68 just south of Tellico Plains, TN that I just *HAVE* to get air on every time I cross them. Love it.

The 950 handles it great but I completely bottomed out my 955i Tiger doing it.

jerdog53 · 11-22-2012, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by zooomgovroom

man Johan...when I think of "fun bumps", they are usually mounted on the chest of a woman!!!

You beat me to it!!

SF_Rider · 11-22-2012, 10:38 AM

I read a quote I think on this forum that said something about speed bumps never seem to make me go any faster

Qwik · 11-22-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SF_Rider

I read a quote I think on this forum that said something about speed bumps never seem to make me go any faster

Thats My New Sig Line!

11-19-2012, 09:29 PM	#17
Qwik ^OP Two Wheeled Addict Joined: Apr 2008 Location: Sunnyvale, California Oddometer: 5,284	Good reply. Problem is He rides as well. When he called me into his office from down the hall all I heard was "Hey Evel Knievel, C'mere" he was crackin up over it. __________________ Speed bumps never seem to make me go any faster

11-21-2012, 12:59 PM	#19
DirtyADV Beastly Adventurer Joined: Jan 2007 Location: SWEDEN, Skellefteå Oddometer: 1,447	Never heard of these "speed bumps" you talk of, you must mean the "fun bumps" placed on road to entertain dual sports bikes forced to endure paved roads! /Johan __________________ Have changed name, was previously Dirty950 www.dirtyadv.com (under construction)

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11-02-2012, 07:59 AM	#16
High Country Herb Adventure Connoiseur Joined: Apr 2011 Location: Western Sierras Oddometer: 2,947	"Yes, Mr. Boss, I'll try to keep both tires down. I generally do that because it's safer to be under power when crossing bumps. Hopefully going slower won't cause me to crash. Does this business carry insurance to cover parking lot hazards?"

11-20-2012, 10:03 AM	#18
bajarider1 Adventurer Joined: Mar 2009 Location: Sewickley, PA Oddometer: 15	Was he upset that you got air first?

11-22-2012, 10:38 AM	#23
SF_Rider Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Feb 2011 Oddometer: 443	I read a quote I think on this forum that said something about speed bumps never seem to make me go any faster