Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? - Page 33

DAKEZ · 11-21-2012, 04:59 PM

One Month to go people.... Make it count!

100mpg · 11-21-2012, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DAKEZ

One Month to go people.... Make it count!

so i don't have to get my truck OR bike inspected? awesome.

100mpg · 11-21-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PMC

Ok
Was at Harbor Freight and bought a machete for 5 bucks so I'm 2% prepared assuming I don't get bumped off in the 1st wave

so...I cheaped out and did not buy the SOG or other expensive machetes. I just bought 4 of the 5$ ones!

Christmas gifts.

Storm Shadow · 11-21-2012, 06:54 PM

100mpg · 11-21-2012, 07:03 PM

Harbor freight? got a model number?

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vortexau · 11-22-2012, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Storm Shadow

what are the odds of going into space to avoid zombies?

True, you avoid zombies --- but you end up fighting apes!

Storm Shadow · 11-24-2012, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 100mpg

Harbor freight? got a model number?

i think its 3 separate items you have to build your self, but ask at the service desk and describe what you want, im sure they will help you out

catweasel67 · 11-24-2012, 05:32 AM

I've been watching zombie slaying instructional videos and am now seeking appropriate weapons
LPs
Cricket Bats
Shovels
Ashtrays

Zombies shall fall beneath my mighty weapons! rawr!

100mpg · 11-24-2012, 05:52 AM

That is a great movie. I am now totally prepared. Perfect for zombies. cheaper and quiet(er) then a, a well, every thing.

Yeah I know, bow and arrows are silent, I would like to see you carrying about 1000 rounds of arrows...

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Originally Posted by catweasel67

I've been watching zombie slaying instructional videos and am now seeking appropriate weapons
LPs
Cricket Bats
Shovels
Ashtrays

Zombies shall fall beneath my mighty weapons! rawr!

pretbek · 11-24-2012, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 100mpg

That is a great movie. I am now totally prepared. Perfect for zombies. cheaper and quiet(er) then a, a well, every thing.

Yeah I know, bow and arrows are silent, I would like to see you carrying about 1000 rounds of arrows...

What? You don't reuse most of your bullets? That's sooooo inefficient...

vortexau · 11-25-2012, 08:18 PM

I fear most are missing out on one fact!

Why waste zombies?

Use them as a re-newable resource:

Explaining Zombie Biodiesel (Zombie-diesel) (1800x1800 pixel image)\

To exploit zombies as a power-source on the road, you need to start with something that can contain the whole sequence (zombie-to-fuel usage).

Start with one of these and mount a good size PTO woodchipper on the front hydraulic arms. The intake (of the woodchipper) should face forward and the output stack should be positioned to direct the raw materials towards a good catching funnel behind the cab. This funnel connects to the serial processor tanks in the rear where the bio-mass is refined and converted to Zombie-Diesel.

The refined Zombie-Diesel powers the complete rig. A towed armored caravan can expand limited living space confined to the between-rams cavity just behind the cabin. A covered expanding walkway connects over the top for access to the towed living quarters.

A Zombie-proof ripstop Kevlar cover protects the towed expanded living quarters.

AKDuc · 11-26-2012, 02:56 AM

Prepared? Yep, lots of water, food, fuel, guns, and ammo.

Oh, and a very reliable KLR.

Mad Moto Marko

vortexau · 11-26-2012, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AKDuc

Prepared? Yep, lots of water, food, fuel, guns, and ammo.

Oh, and a very reliable KLR.

Mad Moto Marko

Hmmm? That fuel- (talking of petroleum-sourced mineral variety) you may be requiring something similar to the beseiged isolated mini-refinery shown as a major plot highlight in Mad Max 2:

That required serious defending effort, from all the scum that swarmed about it like bees around honey:

Just trying to use some of the product itself required even more battle.

Nytelyte · 11-26-2012, 07:38 AM

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what happens if a vampire bites a zombie?

We had this convo at length on T-day night (fueled by much red wine).

1. Vampire dies. Depending on which version of vampire you think is accurate, many vampires that drink from dead creatures are then mortal / killed.

2. Nothing. Both are a separate form of undead. Neither can 'Kill' the other (other than the vampire could do the same trauma attack that we can to a zombie)

3. Vombies. (this would hold true if the other direction works too, if a zombie bit a vampire, depending on which version of zombie infection you you believe accurate) They speed up, they can think, they heal, gain much strength..... We'd be screwed. Maybe much akin to what was portrayed in I Am Legend. ONLY positives are that possibly the vombie would be vulnerable to a chest wound as well, rather than headshot/decaps only and a possibility of daylight safety.

DAKEZ · 11-26-2012, 08:49 AM

^^^ THIS needs to be a poll. I vote Vombies.

11-21-2012, 04:59 PM	#481
DAKEZ Beastly Adventurer Joined: Mar 2007 Location: U-gene, OR. Oddometer: 17,983	One Month to go people.... Make it count! __________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." — Dr. Seuss “Watch out for everything bigger than you, they have the "right of weight" Bib

11-24-2012, 05:32 AM	#488
catweasel67 BAN - Born Again Noob Joined: Aug 2009 Location: Vienna, Austria Oddometer: 5,534	I've been watching zombie slaying instructional videos and am now seeking appropriate weapons LPs Cricket Bats Shovels Ashtrays Zombies shall fall beneath my mighty weapons! rawr! __________________ Planning NA 2010 NA 2010 Adriatic Loop August 09 Mandello Guzzi Protest Sept 09 "I've got the key to the gates of paradise...but I've got too many legs!!" Jeff "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." -- Robert E. Howard

11-25-2012, 08:18 PM	#491
vortexau Outside the Pod-bay Joined: Feb 2008 Location: Just off the Warrego, S.E. Queensland Oddometer: 1,431	I fear most are missing out on one fact! Why waste zombies? Use them as a re-newable resource: Explaining Zombie Biodiesel (Zombie-diesel) (1800x1800 pixel image)\ To exploit zombies as a power-source on the road, you need to start with something that can contain the whole sequence (zombie-to-fuel usage). Start with one of these and mount a good size PTO woodchipper on the front hydraulic arms. The intake (of the woodchipper) should face forward and the output stack should be positioned to direct the raw materials towards a good catching funnel behind the cab. This funnel connects to the serial processor tanks in the rear where the bio-mass is refined and converted to Zombie-Diesel. The refined Zombie-Diesel powers the complete rig. A towed armored caravan can expand limited living space confined to the between-rams cavity just behind the cabin. A covered expanding walkway connects over the top for access to the towed living quarters. A Zombie-proof ripstop Kevlar cover protects the towed expanded living quarters. __________________ '77 BMW R100RS with Ural chair '08 Suzuki AN650A Burgman (and trailer)

11-26-2012, 02:56 AM	#492
AKDuc Alaska Born Ducatisti Joined: Apr 2006 Location: Anchorage, Alaska Oddometer: 6,048	Prepared? Yep, lots of water, food, fuel, guns, and ammo. Oh, and a very reliable KLR. Mad Moto Marko __________________ My Ride Reports of Alaska & The Yukon

11-26-2012, 08:49 AM	#495
DAKEZ Beastly Adventurer Joined: Mar 2007 Location: U-gene, OR. Oddometer: 17,983	^^^ THIS needs to be a poll. I vote Vombies. __________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." — Dr. Seuss “Watch out for everything bigger than you, they have the "right of weight" Bib

11-21-2012, 06:54 PM	#484
Storm Shadow Thread Ninja Joined: Jan 2011 Location: Arashikage Clan Oddometer: 1,155

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