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12-01-2012, 11:07 PM
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Lost but laughing.
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Northside Brisbane, Qld Australia
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Walk on the Wild Side
Philth comes from Bald Knob, up Maleny way Rode a postie from Byron to W.A. Plucked his eyebrows on the way Shaved his legs and then he was a she He said, "Hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side" He said, "Hey Will, take a walk on the wild side" And the postie boys go Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo
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12-01-2012, 11:42 PM
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Road Hog
Joined: Apr 2006
Location: Aussie Land
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12-03-2012, 04:33 AM
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Crazy clutch bangers
Joined: May 2012
Location: Brisvegas
Oddometer: 124
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12-03-2012, 12:02 PM
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Studly Adventurer
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Booroobin Qld Australia
Oddometer: 515
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If I pick up my new DR,
and find my self a matching bra I ride with you blokes I will sure do this time I'll leave the beemer at home just so I make it right through.
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12-06-2012, 02:21 PM
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Yowie Chaser
Joined: May 2008
Location: Kilcoy, in the great South East
Oddometer: 1,551
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With this poem I must confess
That I for one won't be wearing a dress This time of year I can't take a trick So I'll miss out riding with ol' ginger dick You know I'd be there if I were able But alas I'll be at home contemplating my naval You all have a good time I will decree And just a reminder I stand up to pee. Merry Pissmas.
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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger , and then it hit me. Dusty Rhodes screwed with this post 12-06-2012 at 03:33 PM |
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12-07-2012, 09:50 PM
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adventurer
Joined: Nov 2005
Location: VIC. AUSTRALIA
Oddometer: 422
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I be coming from the south to see what its about. Been riding a while but hurt myself on the last trial. Hope it heals so as I can play with You's all day.
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12-07-2012, 09:58 PM
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philth
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: bald knob
Oddometer: 4,695
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ive just hit a little snag
makes me feel like quite a dag cant find no one to milk me cows how about a new plan now? how about we pull a loop thru peachester, beerrwah bellethorpe poop then mary cairncross and mcarthies shuted by then we'll all be pretty rooted those who have not come to harm could camp up on me dairy farm bring utes and eskies, trailers swags while i go milk me scrawny skrags erg i might just pause from ryhming mates so i can com mun i cate cant find anyone to milk me cows what would yas think about pulling a loop from peachester over to woodford for lunch up over bellethorpe, back thru maleny to bald knob have a big bonfire up on the mountain yas could dump your utes or ride up and dump your camping gear sat morn, do the ride then make it back in the arv byo food and grog, or buy it in maleny or landsborogh that arv
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i must not post hairy buttocks philth screwed with this post 12-07-2012 at 10:06 PM |
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12-08-2012, 12:58 AM
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110 POWER
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: goodly satisfactory place, qld
Oddometer: 1,642
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if you build it
they will come bit suss philth wanting all these blokes in dresses up on the knob
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12-08-2012, 01:04 AM
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Lost but laughing.
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Northside Brisbane, Qld Australia
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HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. |
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12-08-2012, 05:07 AM
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Crazy clutch bangers
Joined: May 2012
Location: Brisvegas
Oddometer: 124
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Kato or Bimmer
Ok, so how many km's in this here loop.
Will 60-70km get me there or in the poop 525 hummer love's a drink more than Philth Loads more fun than the 800
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12-08-2012, 08:15 AM
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motomofo
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Brisbanana
Oddometer: 633
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That's cool Phil
don't feel like a dill a bonfire on the bald knob it ain't no bitter pill
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12-08-2012, 06:25 PM
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Kiwi Flyer
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Sunshine Coast
Oddometer: 1,640
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All good to me
To party on the hill hehehe Up on the Knob, looking down on others Just don't tell our Mother's That we did a ride in a dress As it was her Sunday's best
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12-08-2012, 06:28 PM
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philth
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: bald knob
Oddometer: 4,695
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ive got some chairs
the type for foldin if ya want a shower itll have to be golden 50 k leg peachester to woodford refuel out of town 80 k leg back to peachester via bellethorpe
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i must not post hairy buttocks philth screwed with this post 12-08-2012 at 10:54 PM |
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12-09-2012, 12:07 AM
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The Pub
How bout you milk the cows & join us at the pub later Phil.
Not sure what everyone else reckons but the pub has beer & food & you don't have to cart it around. Hard if you only have a bike. Plus the hill is a bit Hilly to get up in a non 4WD vehicle. My 2C worth
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12-09-2012, 02:57 AM
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philth
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: bald knob
Oddometer: 4,695
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sorry folks
kenilworth pub is an awesome destination and im sure you folk are more than capable of finding your way there i cant make it but the offers there as well as a few communal eskies if yas want to pull a loop and start and finish at the same spot at bald knob landsborough pub and iga is 4 ks away
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