Stupid questions people ask you when stopped

[kerhonky]

Originally Posted by The Roadie

"How does your ass feel!?" *as they stroke the seat....* Valid question I guess, given I ride on the back of my boyfriends supermoto, and we take 1000+mile trips.. (They don't realize he is stuck in the front at the 6" wide part)

But the more I get asked this, the more I am just gonna say "Just fine, thanks. Hop on the back honey." That's how it should be, am I right?

Good start. There are so many possibilities.

"You tell me," as you turn around and stick out your butt.

"Ask him," as you point to your boyfriend.

"With nerve endings, like every other square inch of skin on my body."