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Old 02-11-2013, 02:13 PM   #9661
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You could spray your knobs, that way they never clog with mud. Riding through a puddle would be cake, it would move all of the water out of your way, theoretically.
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:20 PM   #9662
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You could spray your knobs, that way they never clog with mud. Riding through a puddle would be cake, it would move all of the water out of your way, theoretically.
You said spray your knobs. He he he he he he.
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:25 PM   #9663
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It could prove useful, if you happened to be stirring the fire with it.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:17 PM   #9664
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It could prove useful, if you happened to be stirring the fire with it.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:26 PM   #9665
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It could prove useful, if you happened to be a Texan stirring the fire with it.

fix't
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:43 AM   #9666
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It could prove useful, if you happened to be stirring the fire with it.

Dude, not even a cowboy from Texas stirs burning embers with his balls. That's just ignant.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:48 AM   #9667
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I dunno, it has to be true, i read it on the internets...


Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:57 PM   #9668
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The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis
Note that he's stirring with the head, not the balls. No one stirs coals with their balls. No one!
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:16 PM   #9669
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:04 PM   #9670
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Chuck Norris' balls do not sag, they dangle.
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:32 AM   #9671
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fix't
Betcha had to google that fix.
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:35 AM   #9672
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Betcha had to google that fix.

Naw, I binged it!
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:51 AM   #9673
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Naw, I binged it!
Off what?
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Old 02-13-2013, 08:02 AM   #9674
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Off what?

'bout fiddy miles
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Old 02-13-2013, 08:03 AM   #9675
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