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Old 05-06-2013, 06:28 PM   #76
Pedro Navaja
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I'm looking for the RIDE report, not the ship bike and fix tired report......



Donovan Rules.
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Lol hey, dont start your shit, just let me tell the god damn story... there were a few miles between tire fails you cock sucker .

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Lol! This report just got funny.
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Old 05-06-2013, 06:36 PM   #77
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Man, you abused more rubbers per mile than a cheap hooker.

Maybe your fluids were leaking on your rubber instead of in it?
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:43 AM   #78
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There are 2 things I know about Swamp's rides - Oats, 225.

You remove one of those elements, and the whole thing falls apart!

Still, though, you are an inspiration to vertically challenged me. Being 5'4", I can't fit anything with more than a ~32" seat height. It's good to see that those are all you ride!
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:40 PM   #79
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There are 2 things I know about Swamp's rides - Oats, 225.

You remove one of those elements, and the whole thing falls apart!

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Old 05-07-2013, 07:22 PM   #80
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mexistan and central bunghole

Im just going to post a short video this time because its easier. If you guys want to read all about the border crossings or see any of the pictures just go HERE

so... basically....




















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Old 05-08-2013, 06:36 AM   #81
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YES! The first swamp bathroom sink clothes washing!
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Old 05-08-2013, 08:51 AM   #82
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YES! The first swamp bathroom sink clothes washing!

And thank you for filming that part in B&W. Now we only get to guess what wonderful colours were being released into the sink .

Out of Mexistan and into the Bunghole!
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:26 AM   #83
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Swamp, when you visited the Mayan ruin (Tikal), did you just leave your luggage on the bike? Or you have stored it somewhere... and I missed that ? I'm curious.
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Old 05-08-2013, 08:05 PM   #84
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Swamp,

Are those clowns your friends? Hope not. Can you block them, or do you just ignore them? Rest assured, many of us want to read what you have to say. So ride on. Don't pay attention to that. Unfortunately, there is always someone like that in the crowd.
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Old 05-08-2013, 08:21 PM   #85
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Swamp, when you visited the Mayan ruin (Tikal), did you just leave your luggage on the bike? Or you have stored it somewhere... and I missed that ? I'm curious.
i left all my luggage on the bike, left my boots next to my bike with knee guards, elbow guards and gloves stuffed inside. hung my helmet and goggles on the handlebar. i put my sox on the seat of the bike to air out and double as a theft deterrent. carried a back back to the ruins with me. place felt safe. if that is what you are getting to.
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:05 PM   #86
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i left all my luggage on the bike, left my boots next to my bike with knee guards, elbow guards and gloves stuffed inside. hung my helmet and goggles on the handlebar. i put my sox on the seat of the bike to air out and double as a theft deterrent. carried a back back to the ruins with me. place felt safe. if that is what you are getting to.
Thanks for the explanation. Yes, that's what I want to know.
I love the idea of using sock as to keep thief away
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:05 PM   #87
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Swamp,

Are those clowns your friends? Hope not. Can you block them, or do you just ignore them?


thats funny as hell!

yea, if you look at where they are from. they are all from alabama. we all ride bikes together here. the bullshit is a bottomless pit of fairground porta-potty turds with us. for some reason we've only ever been able to communicate by dog-cussing each other.

you know, like this:

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Old 05-09-2013, 04:33 AM   #88
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thats funny as hell!

yea, if you look at where they are from. they are all from alabama. we all ride bikes together here. the bullshit is a bottomless pit of fairground porta-potty turds with us. for some reason we've only ever been able to communicate by dog-cussing each other.

you know, like this:

OK, makes sense now
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Old 05-09-2013, 04:38 AM   #89
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Laugh

SWAMPASS! YOU FUKiN IDIOT!!!!














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Old 05-09-2013, 06:35 PM   #90
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SWAMPASS! YOU FUKiN IDIOT!!!!
Shut up moron.

After several years of lurking, your harassment of Donovan was enough to convince me to join just so I could tell you to shut up, moron.

Dono, any chance you could speed things up a little with the updates? I'm getting old.

oohh, Sorry, never mind...... Take your time with the updates. I'm sure you view your posts as wine. Cheap wine. You know, Thunderbird type stuff. But wine none-the-less.

Geeze, I have become like them.

My first post Sorry for the distraction.

Carry on.



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