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Old 06-11-2013, 07:19 AM   #8
mka OP
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Location: Ireland
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arais aris - back again !
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thank you kindly SHOOBY and GLEN2926 for your very kind comments, much appreciated !!
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going along up by the loch i ran into a traffic jam....it took 35 seconds to clear but i passed the time with relative ease anyway !
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got caught with my pants down, so to speak, when traffic moved off and i was holding it in my hands.........the camera, that is !
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i moved off and up and away through tarbet and on north. i wanted to hit fort william - god only knows why, looked good on the map...
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stopped in for some food / coffee in the famous green welly place....
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big deal, that was....not sure why the big noise is about this place........i must have missed the ambience and serenity and vibe completely.....but i guess
i am a very thick F**K at the best of times....!!!
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onwards to check out glencoe...........this place would stir the blood of a four hundred year dead scottish corpse.....now you are talking...real blood, balls and
wild terror here......this place would have everything in spades, of this i was sure...
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but before leaving the ould welly place i spotted this london taxi.....his meter must be running like f**k....!!
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onwards to warrior country...!!
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be gods....she must be cold up there...
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on my way out over the hills and through the glens i came across this rare species, found only above 3,000 feet, he makes a noise resembling a cat being strangled !
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joking aside, it was cool to hear a good bagpiper doing his thing in the great outdoors....!!... hat's off to ye jock...!!
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my firm belief is - if you've got it, flaunt it......!!!
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i think he was from the clan mc donald or burger king, not sure though.
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by now i was near glen etive.....and the scenery was vast and stark and mighty......i could still hear the pipes and they were only gettin louder, i must
be gettin near glencoe...
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this is near gelncoe i think and it was cool but it felt as if i was travelling over lost dreams and hardships and pain from long long ago...i had to stop plenty..
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i had time to reflect some stuff here as up here all there is is you yourself, alone.....and of course i couldnt stay here forever but it would tempt you to..
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it was a wee bit of a pilgrimage for me being here and it did not disappoint in any way....
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up on the ould horse and away now to better thoughts and dreams and not living in previous lives or torments...
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i know what you're thinkin...he's a bit mad that f**k, but you don't know what i'm thinkin, sometimes i don't even know what i'm thinkin....
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wife tells me....i'm not thinkin at all...!!!
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me mood was a bit sombre to be honest but i scooted on up to fort william behind so many f**kin shite drivers, caravans and f**kin mobile home things...!!
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they clog the bleedin arteries of society these f**kin things and as for the stupid asshole pricks in their f**kin toyotas, hondas and such - you are all ARSEHOLES !
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get off the bloody road you morons....!!!!***!!!
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rant slowly receding now...it came on quite sudden like this time...no warning...apologies...!!
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so fort william i approached mildly uptight to say the least....right..i am hungry now.....pull in....place by the loch/sea/water/whatever...

looks ok....crannog.....irish for house built on wooden sticks over the water for security from marauding fairies and such....

so i head in...lots of tourists here, russians....americans....french.....german (i think).....must be good.....menu.....pricey too....definitely must be good....!!


..................IT WAS UTTER CRAP..................PURE DOGDODOO..................PATHETIC................ .YOU ARE A CROWD OF CHANCERS...........!!!!


in other words, not very good at all.....

i ordered salmon and spinach pasta....sounds delightful doesn't it.....hmmmmmmmm...!!

take a good look at it...do you see any spinach, do you ? i f**kin don't, and i was there in front of it for real....!!



and what can you see......yes...f**kin onions.......it was full of f**kin onions...i hate f**kin onions....i really hate them........no bleedin spinach and plate full of
bloody onions.....!!



as you can see i posted the picture twice to be sure to be sure that it was awful...!!! and i am not that fussy really...

i pushed it aside and the cute waitress came over and took it away without a word or look, i wasn't the first it seems....

for dessert i had brownie and ice cream.....the brownie was on its fourth reheat in the microwave, it was almost a fossil and the ice cream, well it was brutal too..

i thought i may as well order some really crappy coffee to wash the whole experience down....and it did......!!!

for your own sake do not go in to this place.........
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