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Old 06-24-2013, 07:42 PM   #2656
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All you have to do is ask, and then show up. Magnum did it once, but this might be a good bit more difficult than the last time. My time is limited. Has anybody gotten the Mother?
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Old 06-25-2013, 09:45 AM   #2657
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All you have to do is ask, and then show up. Magnum did it once, but this might be a good bit more difficult than the last time. My time is limited. Has anybody gotten the Mother?
I went and checked for Mom on Sunday morning. I dug around the tree
and bushes, did not find her.

Then it dawned on me. I'm digging on the ground outside a health
clinic where people with problems and issues spit. Where bums that
have to relieve themselves go. Where I wish I had never dug around
under the bushes on my knees.

Time to go hurl.
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:54 AM   #2658
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It starts out innocently enough,.... but sooner or later it ends up with lacerations, bruises, a trip to the local E.R. and the inevitable police report and sheepish grin.
And if done right, all those things will be in the mugshot. Plus, you can
make headlines in The Blotter of Creative Loafing. Or maybe News Of The
Weird...regardless, you'll be famous. Well, Almost Famous. But it was the
name of a movie, so still be proud.
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:28 PM   #2659
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Got 'em.....

First ...... the daughter.

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Bikes are in the background....

Tour guide.

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I can't really explain where it was.....and I didn't grab the gps coordinates.


The Mother was at south fulton health clinic at the corner of McDonough and University.

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I'll get the tag up tomorrow....can't guarantee there won't be any dirt involved.
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:31 PM   #2660
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So it seems as though what ting did in the bushes, was the same as his sex life, nothing.
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:34 PM   #2661
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So it seems as though what ting did in the bushes, was the same as his sex life, nothing.
Offf....burn.
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Old 06-26-2013, 07:59 PM   #2662
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First of all, let me be the first to say, that that is one good looking tour guide. Second, I had a great time riding with Jenna today. She was plotting as we left our beer oasis, and I think I may be a little scared.

I am excited for the continuing saga, although I am leaving town early next week. Oh the possibilities.
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Old 06-26-2013, 08:01 PM   #2663
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So it seems as though what ting did in the bushes, was the same as his sex life, nothing.
Sorry Ting, it was like have a tee ball set up for me.
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:36 AM   #2664
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Sorry Ting, it was like have a tee ball set up for me.

Are you kidding me? That was funny. I'm still laughing about that one.
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:42 PM   #2665
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Epiphany

Hmmm. Over thinking hard at work....

1. At a health clinic.
2. Crawling around in questionable sanitary areas.
3. Nose in the bush.

Bingo.

I'm going by the name Dr. Ting from now on.
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Old 06-27-2013, 04:32 PM   #2666
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No sir, you are but a resident physician, Jenna is the true Dr., she found the rock in the bush, but she may have more experience than you on that.
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:15 PM   #2667
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OK. Wow. The ball is on the tee again. And the head is about to explode.
So many comments, so little time.

A bush in time saves 9? Or a bush in time saves tee time?

If the bush is on T time, does that turn the 69 into a 34 and a half?

If the real doctor leaves things up to the resident physician for the
prep work, does that make the situation end up at a 68?

Since the real doctor and the resident share the same upfront gap,
does that mean we share a practice? (tooth reference, keep up.)

Gaylic reference? Nah. I've never licked one.(check the history, keep up)

Since we both are consumers of the spirits that produces rants
like this one, dost that meaneth that the spirits are with our
practice of all things medical, ethical and aesthetical?

If you're still reading this, is that an indication that a health clinic
may not be sufficient and a deeper probe into the realm of "hmmmm"
may be in order?

All these and other questions will be answered on the next episode of

"Soap".
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Old 06-27-2013, 09:06 PM   #2668
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Ok....not sure what to say about Rite's and Schwing's exhange. So I'll just change the subject.


NEW TAG

West side, OTP, Ben hill region. On a road that is named after a big rock and greenspace. Was gonna take it off road....more, but my idea has now been turned into a nature perserve. WTF?! I'm running out of urban off road areas due to nature preserves!! The "lake" has no name, but it's larger neighbor does. And she has the same name as a "bad" ass pitcher.

The money shot.

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Girls are across the pond at the base of the big rock, don't recommend riding as the path is narrow and there are people fishing.

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They are behind the big rock under some leaves.

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Smaller rock to the right under leaves.



Good size bass in the pond.

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Old 06-27-2013, 11:40 PM   #2669
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Just goofing and having fun within...
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Old 06-28-2013, 05:34 AM   #2670
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Ok....not sure what to say about Rite's and Schwing's exhange. So I'll just change the subject.
Oh that's all a part of our poetry contest. It started with roses are red,
violets are wussy...
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