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Old 07-10-2013, 05:10 AM   #1021
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Tranny's must be popular in Spokane. Had an acquaintance spend a night in the Spokane jail due to a situation.

He went to watch Evil Knievel jump the snake river, and ended up in a Spokane bar. He thought he was going to get lucky, until he reached under the dress, and found external parts hanging. He landed a punch and was arrested. They must have been overwhelmed with the overflow from the botched Evil jump, so they let him go the next morning and told him to leave town and never come back.
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Old 07-10-2013, 05:48 AM   #1022
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Old 07-11-2013, 06:20 PM   #1023
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Before spending an hour and a half tearing down the non-spraying spray gun, make sure it was plugged into the compressor in the first place.
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Old 07-14-2013, 07:56 AM   #1024
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When the power goes out during severe thunder storms and you get the 15 hp. generator out, be sure to flip the switch to RUN before you pull the starting rope 20 or 30 times......
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:48 AM   #1025
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Tranny's must be popular in Spokane. Had an acquaintance spend a night in the Spokane jail due to a situation.

He went to watch Evil Knievel jump the snake river, and ended up in a Spokane bar. He thought he was going to get lucky, until he reached under the dress, and found external parts hanging. He landed a punch and was arrested. They must have been overwhelmed with the overflow from the botched Evil jump, so they let him go the next morning and told him to leave town and never come back.
He should have commandeered a duece and a half with a big fifty in the back and returned to wreak havoc.
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:25 PM   #1026
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When topping off the windshield fluid on the MIL's car, make sure the gallon jug with the blue fluid is washer fluid, not a gallon jug of blue tire mounting fluid.

NAPA should put a label or something on that stuff!

Not to bad, only about a tablespoon or so before I caught my mistake.
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Old 07-23-2013, 01:41 AM   #1027
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When the power goes out during severe thunder storms and you get the 15 hp. generator out, be sure to flip the switch to RUN before you pull the starting rope 20 or 30 times......
Likewise, when starting a Honda GX small engine (or Honda clone), make sure the fuel valve is actually on. I got the on and off positions confused one day. I almost ordered a carb rebuild kit before I discovered my error.
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:02 PM   #1028
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When topping off the windshield fluid on the MIL's car, make sure the gallon jug with the blue fluid is washer fluid, not a gallon jug of blue tire mounting fluid.

NAPA should put a label or something on that stuff!

Not to bad, only about a tablespoon or so before I caught my mistake.
I did something similar once a long time ago in a former life as a young artillery private.
On our way out for a 5 day gun camp two of us were sent out to the POL shed to fill a bunch of 5 gallon cans with Naptha for the tent catalytic heaters. We were told it was in a 45 gallon drum and there were 2 in the shed, neither marked. It wreaked of diesel fuel, gasoline, oil whatever so we pumped some out of the first barrel and what we could smell of it, smelled gassy so off we went. Pumping away we filled the three jerry cans and headed out. Three hours of convoy away we set up camp, the first night was warm so the heaters weren't needed, second was slightly cooler and the guys filled the heaters and tried to light them. A brief whoosh and the flame would slowly peter out producing no heat. These were old heaters and they quickly gave up on them as it wasn't cold enough to fight them.
When we got home we took the remaining fuel out to dump back in the barrel and noticed in the daylight, outside the stinky shed it looked blue. poured some out and it was windshield washer fluid with just enough alcohol to light up.
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Old 08-06-2013, 08:14 PM   #1029
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When the power goes out during severe thunder storms and you get the 15 hp. generator out, be sure to flip the switch to RUN before you pull the starting rope 20 or 30 times......
Sweating ,swearing and hoping loved ones don't realize in whose hands their comfort lies !
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Old 08-07-2013, 02:52 AM   #1030
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Likewise, when starting a Honda GX small engine (or Honda clone), make sure the fuel valve is actually on. I got the on and off positions confused one day. I almost ordered a carb rebuild kit before I discovered my error.
10 or so years ago during a power outage a neighbor came over and knocked frantically on my door asking me to come help carry buckets of water out of her basement sump. I walked over to see a half dozen neighbors doing just that, dripping dirty water all over her basement and upstairs carpets. Her generator, which none of these bucket carrying geniuses could start, was sitting in her garage. I said I'd rather work on the generator than carry water.

Fuel in the tank. Check. Air filter clean. Check. Pull plug and check for spark. Check. Open drain on bottom of carb. No fuel comes out. Turns out there was a petcock hidden on the bottom of the tank that the owner didn't know about.
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Old 08-07-2013, 03:11 PM   #1031
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Old 08-08-2013, 07:41 AM   #1032
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Petcock.... I got a very good MTD garden tractor/mower for $50.00 because the genius that owned it couldn't figure out why it kept stalling. Took me less than 5 minutes to look in the tank and remove the large bug wing intermittently obstructing the fuel flow.

He even delivered it here before he went out and bought a new one. I told him the next day what the problem was, he wasn't happy at what he lost on that sale.
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Old 08-08-2013, 01:10 PM   #1033
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He even delivered it here before he went out and bought a new one. I told him the next day what the problem was, he wasn't happy at what he lost on that sale.
Dude next door is patching up an early Dakota pickup that he bought "not running" for $200 from the guy across the street who'd let it sit for the last 18 months. One new distributor later and it runs fine. Now he's patching rust holes and prepping it for paint. Guy across the street isn't very happy.
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Old 08-10-2013, 08:28 AM   #1034
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Dude next door is patching up an early Dakota pickup that he bought "not running" for $200 from the guy across the street who'd let it sit for the last 18 months. One new distributor later and it runs fine. Now he's patching rust holes and prepping it for paint. Guy across the street isn't very happy.
German neighbor sold his Chevy 4x4 for less than $500.00 because it had a rusty gas tank. It re-appeared the following week in the village, fuel tank still leaking and bought by someone we both know well for $1,500.00.

I should have bought it.

Eh...got a lead on a semi-trailer full of new motorcycle tires yesterday.But I don't trust that wheeler dealer. Note to self....listen to your instincts.
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Old 08-27-2013, 11:27 PM   #1035
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