Dumbass on a ninja!

mikerd400 · 05-02-2006, 10:43 PM

I went to my local shop today to look for a new helmet. I normally ride to Sacramento to go to the BMW dealer, but today I went to the local shop that deals in sportbikes and dirtbikes.

As I was leaving the store, there was a guy out front on his new ninja. He also had his little hottie talking to him. I left the parking lot and was waiting at the stop light in front of the store. This kid on the ninja pulls up next to me. The light turned green and he snapped his throttle, going into a wheelie. However, he kept going and landed on his ass.

I hate dumbasses that don't know how to ride and make the other motorcyclists look bad.

Wufnu · 05-02-2006, 11:31 PM

What are you talking about? That's hilarious. I wish I would have been there.

Next time, take a camcorder. Share it with the world, save it for future generations.

CageFreeGuzziman · 05-02-2006, 11:36 PM

What do you mean, make the rest of us look bad. Can't you wheelie without crashing?

Guzzi rider. I can't fuckin' wheelie.

Dranrab Luap · 05-03-2006, 12:10 AM

I would have thought his little stunt left you looking pretty good in comparison.

Did his flip flops fall off?

100mpg · 05-03-2006, 12:48 AM

What happened to the hottie?

kdude · 05-03-2006, 03:11 AM

When he dropped on his ass you should have grabbed his HOTTIE !

BobFV1 · 05-03-2006, 04:28 AM

Classic noob rider move - he twelved it. That's hilarious.

He will probably end up dead within 6 months. That's not funny.

mistercindy · 05-03-2006, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BobFV1

He will probably end up dead within 6 months. That's not funny.

Maybe not funny. But certainly Darwin at work.

Donkey Hotey · 05-03-2006, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mistercindy

Maybe not funny. But certainly Darwin at work.

No, Darwin's theory is that he wouldn't reproduce. The 'little hottie' was probably already impressed by his big-bad-ninja and was ummm...'nursing his wounds' later that night. Oh he may die all right but the little hottie will carry his genes on for future generations. That's how it works guys.

CageFreeGuzziman · 05-03-2006, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by GregCifu

No, Darwin's theory is that he wouldn't reproduce. The 'little hottie' was probably already impressed by his big-bad-ninja and was ummm...'nursing his wounds' later that night. Oh he may die all right but the little hottie will carry his genes on for future generations. That's how it works guys.

Don't be dissin' SQUID on organ donor bikes. When they crash out for good they haven't had time to pour enough whiskey down thier necks to trash those fresh organs!

The bikes often make great donors too!

05-03-2006, 07:57 AM

Isn't he a dumbass just for being on a Ninja....tack on bad wheelie in front of hottie....multiply x2.

Was the Darwinian donor wearing a helmet?

Barry · 05-03-2006, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Barnard

Did his flip flops fall off?

I almost pissed myself. Flip flops. Hahahahahahahahahaa....

FLIPPETY FLOPPITY FLUE

Barry

bavaria_boy · 05-03-2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry

I almost pissed myself. Flip flops. Hahahahahahahahahaa....

FLIPPETY FLOPPITY FLUE

Barry

That is damn funny, although I always cringe when I see them!

RockinRobin · 05-03-2006, 09:25 AM

MotorMike and myself were down at Roseville Cycle picking up a new pair of goggles. We watched all these kids drooling over the sport bikes, and sure enough we leave and see some kid dump it, with almost no gear.

It's amazing!

CageFreeGuzziman · 05-03-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry

I almost pissed myself. Flip flops. Hahahahahahahahahaa....

FLIPPETY FLOPPITY FLUE

Barry

For a nuther piss-pants laugh, check out the latest RI beachwear on the squids riding down to the shore on Rt 1.

"What? I need to wear a helmet to wheelie on the highway?" Organ donor 2bee

05-02-2006, 10:43 PM	#1
mikerd400 ^OP Beastly Adventurer Joined: Jan 2006 Location: Sacramento Oddometer: 1,801	Dumbass on a ninja! I went to my local shop today to look for a new helmet. I normally ride to Sacramento to go to the BMW dealer, but today I went to the local shop that deals in sportbikes and dirtbikes. As I was leaving the store, there was a guy out front on his new ninja. He also had his little hottie talking to him. I left the parking lot and was waiting at the stop light in front of the store. This kid on the ninja pulls up next to me. The light turned green and he snapped his throttle, going into a wheelie. However, he kept going and landed on his ass. I hate dumbasses that don't know how to ride and make the other motorcyclists look bad. __________________ Mike 2009 BMW R1200GSA 2005 BMW R1200GS (onto motorcycle heaven) 2003 Kawasaki KLR650 1977 Yamaha RD400 1976 Yamaha RD400 *Proud to be* *Riff Raff 2011! Riff Raff 07, 08, 09, and 10!*

05-03-2006, 12:10 AM	#4
Dranrab Luap E-Tarded Joined: Jun 2004 Location: Louisissippi Coast Oddometer: 25,751	I would have thought his little stunt left you looking pretty good in comparison. Did his flip flops fall off? __________________ Marcel Marceau " "

05-03-2006, 03:11 AM	#6
kdude orgasmatron engineer Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada, Cancun Mexico Oddometer: 2,008	When he dropped on his ass you should have grabbed his HOTTIE ! __________________ BMWMOA 122163

05-03-2006, 04:28 AM	#7
BobFV1 Beastly Adventurer Joined: Dec 2005 Oddometer: 23,806	Classic noob rider move - he twelved it. That's hilarious. He will probably end up dead within 6 months. That's not funny. __________________

05-03-2006, 09:25 AM	#14
RockinRobin F'er Girl Joined: Jun 2002 Location: Grass Valley, California Oddometer: 796	MotorMike and myself were down at Roseville Cycle picking up a new pair of goggles. We watched all these kids drooling over the sport bikes, and sure enough we leave and see some kid dump it, with almost no gear. It's amazing! __________________ Burning up tires and fuel.........................catch me if you can ! !

05-02-2006, 11:31 PM	#2
Wufnu Adventurer Joined: Jun 2005 Oddometer: 92	What are you talking about? That's hilarious. I wish I would have been there. Next time, take a camcorder. Share it with the world, save it for future generations.

05-02-2006, 11:36 PM	#3
CageFreeGuzziman Marginal Adventurer Joined: Apr 2006 Location: WMAss Oddometer: 638	What do you mean, make the rest of us look bad. Can't you wheelie without crashing? Guzzi rider. I can't fuckin' wheelie.

05-03-2006, 07:57 AM	#11
GSRoundtheWorld Guest Oddometer: n/a	Isn't he a dumbass just for being on a Ninja....tack on bad wheelie in front of hottie....multiply x2. Was the Darwinian donor wearing a helmet?

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