Urban assault by the Armpit Crew:

[FONT=&quot]After taking leave of their senses the intrepid armpit crew takes on the quest to find the lost land of Off Roadia in this urban wilderness. Throwing caution to the wind or fearless crew will go anywhere to find this land bravely facing restless natives, toxic muck sucking monsters and occasionally fall over for no apparent reason at all.

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[FONT=&quot]After many miles of rock hard asphalt dodging countless caged beasts our crew reaches the fabled land of Off Roadia. At first appearance a pleasant land of restful beauty and tranquility.

The Armpit Crew







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[FONT=&quot]Entering the dark under belly of the beast.











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[FONT=&quot]Ah ha, the restless natives got him with a poison dart!!! [/FONT]


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Mud sucking toxic monster grabs bike???





God only knows whats in that muck?


Idon't know if this is helping or not.

Fun new angle on riding !

Good to see at least a couple of those spraycan punks has some talent

A little air time was had but no really good jump spots.


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Time for lunch and I think we should all wash our hands.

Good times! Thanks for posting the pics, Mike. Who'da thunk there'd be so much adventurin' in the armpit!

And one more fun spot in Cal City.






And sometimes ones just falls for no reason at all and that's OK!!!


And our thanks go out to the local chop shop for donating this fine rest area.

Great report....thanks.

Remind me to NEVER, ever go through pictures at 3:00 AM after a few brews. I accidentally deleted over half of my shots, unfortunately some of the best ones.

Anyway, I will upload and add some later.

Chicago has some spray can talent, no doubt.

These are from last weeks ride, trying to make the best of the big city.

Dayum. Now that's what I'm talking about ! I love good grafitti art. Do I dare to venture as far as suggesting the race of the artists....

Thinking a white nerd painted Yoda and a black one did the 'sploitation work


Great stuff !

Cool!

I recognized the Wolf Lake Toxic run. But StromBoni's boot... likely added to the corrosive level.

Great report from the "Armpit Crew". I was laughing wile reading this.

8 hours of riding and this is all the pictures I have that aren't close copies of what Mike has already posted.

My man, Merle.



Little Mike.



Strom, right down to the tire, had this poor little girl begging for mercy.



Can't wait until the next time.

LOWRIDER!!

Wow,

Holy crap, from the cockpit, I had no idea that's what I was doing to that bike. I almost feel bad about it now. Should I get some higher rate springs or something?

Nice pics, guys.