MC Throwaway Lines

Discussion in 'Australia' started by BergDonk, Dec 11, 2014.

  1. LeglessOne

    LeglessOne Long timer

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    Couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.
  2. gsd4me

    gsd4me 90% bluff

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    That sounds like a runaway line to me.




    :wink:
  3. PBee

    PBee ...---...

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  4. fayeslane

    fayeslane Rankest of amateurs

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    He's not a bad bloke, but..................
  5. farcall

    farcall Long timer

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    What's the one that goes something like 'son, you've got 2 heads and only one of them has got brains in it'? :ear
  6. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente f5ree sub-zero agent

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    those tires might stick like shit to a blanket...


    ... but this ride ain't no picnic. :wink:
  7. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Long timer

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    Don't try this at home
  8. Tenerrod

    Tenerrod Make it shiny

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  9. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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    Bigger than Ben Hur

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  10. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente f5ree sub-zero agent

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    "... do you even look where you are goin'... or just use the point, twist and hope method...?"

    "... well that was interesting" (if self) / "entertaining" (if someone else).

    "...yeah... and we'd have bacon and egg sandwhiches too, if we only had some eggs... and bacon...
    ... and bread of course." :fpalm

    "... look at that pelican..."
  11. Perthite

    Perthite roo waker upper

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    in the fullness of time...
    or
    at the end of the day...
  12. Lupine128

    Lupine128 That's MR Band Aid!

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    Turn left. No, your other left. ARMY LEFT!
  13. Perthite

    Perthite roo waker upper

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    juicy lucy oops! lefty loosey! :rofl
  14. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Ooohh, that'd be a big call.
  15. Perthite

    Perthite roo waker upper

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    game as Ned Kelly?
  16. Grog

    Grog Old Bastard

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    Your ride is in your helmet!
  17. Grog

    Grog Old Bastard

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    Hummmmm

    There's not much this bloke hasn't pulled on!
  18. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Long timer

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    That's big time faaaaarked
  19. Clancy

    Clancy Long timer

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  20. Lupine128

    Lupine128 That's MR Band Aid!

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    One I use at work when talking to customers
    "The correct engineering term for that is proper fucked"