What's the one that goes something like 'son, you've got 2 heads and only one of them has got brains in it'?
"... do you even look where you are goin'... or just use the point, twist and hope method...?" "... well that was interesting" (if self) / "entertaining" (if someone else). "...yeah... and we'd have bacon and egg sandwhiches too, if we only had some eggs... and bacon... ... and bread of course." "... look at that pelican..."