Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Master Chief doesn't fear zombies.

I think that the zombies may have gotten to the broncos.

Or MAYBE the Broncos WERE Zombies!

More likely they were just high, or really bad at football. Either way, congrats 'Hawk fans.

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Anyone who denies the existence of zombies must have missed the Super Bowl. To recap, Seattle beat the crap out of a band of staggering zombies from Colorado.

I thought we had some kind of apocalypse last night! Driving home last night, I saw only 6 cars and one cop car. There is usually at least 50! It was a creepy feeling. Bur, no zombies.

Jesus christ! I wish this thread would die!

That would be apropos.

Or maybe it IS dead and IT'S a zombie!

I bet you don't. You could just unsubscribe so that means you actually wanted to bitch about it.

There is always the whiny bitch factor.

Can't we all just get along?



Speaking of which. After the ZA hits, what's the best bike for inter-urban folks to use to bug out of the city? Super Sherpa? DR350? KLR650?

Personally, I would sacrifice carrying capacity for maneuverability and the extra MPG's.

I just saw a rukus the other day. That little bike would be perfect. fast enough to outrun the dead () and it has to get great mpgs. It could also get around any stranded car left scattered on the highway in ZA situations.
just looked up the mpgs....119!!! wow, my dream bike!

Ahhhh, My MC biased brain had not considered scooters. The ruckus is probably the perfect vehicle to escape the city. Especially, the BIG Ruckus. Big enough to carry some gear, fast enough to get past zombie hordes and small enough and with JUST enough off road capability to run the median/shoulder past all the backed up cars.

So THAT'S why all big ruckus owners want ridiculous amounts of money for those things. They are just holding off the old lady until the ZA hits when they can escape!

anybody said it yet??


go to your local caigslist check out free chit

go to the first item and that is what you have fight the zombies off with

I got a http://hartford.craigslist.org/zip/4319695778.html


I am gonna push that shit out a window and squash a few living dead fuckers

Never heard of that game. For me?



I guess if I had it up high enough it could squish a few.


The bitch of it is that I didn't see a single thing on the first page of the free shit page that would be effective at all against geeks.

I got a limp plumping tool

http://frederick.craigslist.org/zip/4321202384.html



I guess I'd just open up a zombie beauty parlor

they could use it, wow they are UGLY.

My Craigslist weapons are a clamshell bathroom sink/countertop and two lamp fixtures. I think I'm as good as undead.

A sidecar? Really? Great for all those times I really wanted my motorcycle to be wider and less capable, but still not as protective or durable as a car.

A good start. Just needs an airhorn.

Remember: Loud Horns Save Lives