Bet i made a sport bike blink.

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by whatscooking, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. TrashCan

    TrashCan Scary Jerry

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    :lol3

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  2. PostIt

    PostIt Been here awhile

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    While OP's Monday got worse mine got better.. :rofl

    At least he still has the spirit! Don't give him too much hell!
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  3. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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    Why?

    Did your wife give you a "mouth hug" since you obviously moistened her panties with your awesomeness?

    And now show us wifeys titties........now it is JM compatible. You FF's are slacking.
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  4. baloneyskin daddy

    baloneyskin daddy bikaholic Super Supporter

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    If that was me on a GS I'd have passed them in the median on the grass shootin roostertails at em.:lol3
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  5. sunset_ryder

    sunset_ryder aka "toots"

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    :cry. I don't even have a penis!:cry
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  6. JayhawkGSA

    JayhawkGSA Been here awhile

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    Nice. Like I told my friend who rides a Busa when he asked why I shut it down, "My bike starts to fly at 115."
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  7. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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    Not even one to play with? Poor thing! Truckin Thumper is looking for a date to the prom....:evil
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  8. single

    single Been here awhile

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    I'm positive this is what you looked like to those other sport bikes:

    [​IMG]

    Next time consider you have a wife on the back before letting your ego run wild in front of total strangers. I'm as guilty as the next guy of some playful riding on the streets some of which I regret, but if I have a passenger there are no excuses.
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  9. Bar None

    Bar None Long timer Supporter

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    Get yourself back to JM in the Basement where you belong and don't be coming up here with us normal people.
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  10. BanjoBoy

    BanjoBoy I like pussy

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    You such big studly man, me luv you long time! :evil
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  11. Iwantabikesobad

    Iwantabikesobad Long timer

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    Never with a passenger!!!!!!!!!!
    Would have been way bad getting your ass kicked in front of your lady.
    Aint no shame in giving way. Everyone rides there own ride
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  12. Aussijussi

    Aussijussi Long timer

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    Lot of undies in a knot here, just when i was going to write about the time i came behind two R1's on my orange chook chaser...
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  13. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    Oh, by all means, tell us your super hero story! :lol3
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  14. Wout67

    Wout67 Long timer

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    I think we scared the OP away.

    :lol3
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  15. phoenixdoglover

    phoenixdoglover Where to next?

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  16. road_apple

    road_apple Hit the Trail

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    This thread has taken the perfect line and it is about a riding myth..
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  17. Kafn8td

    Kafn8td Been here awhile

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  18. SilkMoneyLove

    SilkMoneyLove Long timer

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    the passenger slapping your back. is that to mean go faster or knock it off?
    I set up basic hand signals before a ride so we can communicate safely and quickly.
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  19. El Pescador

    El Pescador Been here awhile

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    In before this goes to the basement. Now...how can we turn this into a Harley bashing thread???
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  20. Mr_Gone

    Mr_Gone Viking Berserker

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    How about, "He never would have been able to keep up if he'd been on a PoS Harley!!!" :lol3 I could toss in a couple more expletives if that would help.
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