The Off5icial 2015 DAKAR pre-event preparation coverage.

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  1. troy safari carpente

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    I think the reflection off the glass might give your F5ness away to someone looking @ it in front of you.
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    For his second Dakar, Xavier De Soultrait's objective is to finish in the Top 15 aboard his Yamaha and he doesn't hesitate in stating his ambition of victory in the future. The French Enduro champion in the Elite category is among the talents to follow during the rally…


    Motorcycle riding is all about balance. On the Dakar, it is precisely the delicate balance between attack and restraint that must be found. Xavier De Soultrait gave it plenty in the patience department in his first participation last year (34th), but now he is well decided to take more chances to join the battle at the top as quickly as possible. “In my first Dakar, the goal was to finish the race and finish in the top 50. That's done, and I certainly learned a lot. But I know that this year I will be better equipped to show what I can do, with the bike that Despres and Pain rode last year. Its top speed is more than 170km/h, where I topped out at 130km/h on my old bike.” For the French rider, the second attempt must be used to position him as a rising contender, capable of contending for the title in the medium term: “I am here to convince and try to be picked up by the factory Yamaha team; I have to finish in the Top 15, because my goal is to win the Dakar. Coma and Despres took four or five years to do it, so if I can get a good result, this will allow me to keep believing.”
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    That's what I'm gonna do during the Dakar.
    Spend a couple weeks on the motorbike touring Mexico.
    Work can f•#%^ off
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    I'm going to say this before Robbie Gordon says something stupid and makes an ass of himself.

    He really has a good shot this year, and I would like to see him win.
    He has plenty of experience by now, too much even. It's safe to assume that car is sorted and he even adopted that crazy method of preparation and planing in advance.
    Peterhansell is on dubious machinery and Robby has proven that he can beat Minis.
    Hopefully he'll find a co-pilot that can stand him, do the job and balance out the loon.

    Now, don't anyone tell him I said this or he'll jump the podium and brake the axle. :freaky
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    Now Deadly... :nonoyou know when you (re)fill the powerade bottles... that you're s'posed to put the used one's to the LEFT of the monitor... :ddog and the right side is for the fresh ones... :bluduh

    You know what can happen if you take a clunk from a used one at 03:00 am one tired morning session, while WPM hunting... now don't you...??!! :eek1
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