The SMIB Thread.......Where fecal (doesn't) matter.

Yeah, we were using communicators and I told him to stay on the gas but it didn't matter. It was hard pack at first and we were good. Then it narrowed and got soft and he crashed. I tried to just pin it but that pig just dug it's nose in and kicked me off as well. So we dug. I tried to pin it again and buried it. Then we tried to walk it and got stuck yet again. Then I got really close to the rocks, walked and then rode it out to the hard pack. But then we had to get back off the beach.......

Crash, dig, drag, etc. I eventually rode it out but we were both smoked afterwards. And of course, it was Africa hot!

On a good note, the ol' 690 worked that sand like a summer job. Larry liked it so much that he's looking for a smaller bike for his stable as we speak.

Betcha Scotty is watching the Cards play the Dodgers.

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3-2 Cards

There is still time for them to F it up.

One more game to go!

Hey Lance.
http://advrider.com/forums/showpost.php?p=22572541&postcount=108

Wow that is awesome. I don't give a sticker unless you attend a SMIB sanctioned event... I.e. I'm there to give it out

good man goose.

F you, Kevin already sent one. Now back to the polka music

Uh Oh, I broke the rules. I sent her a couple that you gave me, hopefully I'll get a pass on this one.

Yea, F you Lance.

Why the digging? When the girl is buried up to her midsection, just roll her onto her side. Yes she will like getting dirty. After all she is a dirty girl. rotate 30 degrees about the head guard and stand her back up. NO DIGGING!


You can thank me later.

Yeah, we did a lot of that too. Laid it over, drug it around, picked it up, tried to turn it around and fell over, picked it up, got going again and tried to just go faster thinking that pig would just float like a butterfly over the sands of time, crashed again, drug it around again, picked it up, repeat, repeat, repeat!

You must look like the Hulk now, gees I'm tired just thinking about it.:eek1

Hulk, no. Unhappy and freaking tired, yes.

I'll just call it SEAL training East. ....

So who's ready to ring the bell?

Wouldn't real SEAL training be that they have to carry the bike through the sand and a fail would be if they got any sand on the bike?

Ha! You may not know that they took away the bell for a while. Too demeaning. They brought it back for my hell week and it's been back ever since. I hope it stays that way. And no, I didn't ring it!

Mary here

I am thinking of running for congrxxx. My platform for will be - I want to be paid a lot of for doing very little and for extending deadlines I am supposed to meet. I want my whole fat salary for the rest of my life for doing as little as possible. I want to be able to spend a ton of money irresponsibly. I want premium health care while other people are dictated to what health care the will have. I will have many perks at tax payers expense. I want to be exempt from furloughs, shutdowns and no cost of living raises for all of government workers except me. I will vote myself a raise each year. This job may be a little difficult because there will be a lot of travel involved. I will be traveling home constantly for too many unearned vacations (recess). I will be doing all of this because I truly care about the American people and what happens to them. Vote for me I want to be a well paid selfish non productive freeloader!

take it to CMS Mary