Avoiding bird strikes?

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Plaka, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. cb1313

    cb1313 Adventurer

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    Here in Arkansas buzzards and road kill are common. The birds don't want to leave their kill so I slow down and blast the horns.
    I approached about 4 birds and after slowing down and blasting the horn the birds took off...... well sort of....... one of the birds flew around and CRAPPED on me. I always carry water so cleaned myself and continued my ride.

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  2. daveinva

    daveinva Been here awhile

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    Two years ago I was riding around a bend in Seneca Creek Park along the Potomac surprised to discover one of these GIANT beasties standing right in front of me. Brake and swerve, I'm certain I brushed its feathers. It never even moved. :eek1
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  3. the Pheasant

    the Pheasant Been here awhile

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    Excellent.

    Copped a blow to the helmet from a pigeon once in south London as it took off. Even at only 30mph it was a hefty if muffled impact.

    Was attacked by a buzzard a few years back while cycling in wild west Wales. First I knew of the bird was a massive blow to the top of the head as I rode along a dead-straight, quiet lane in the mountains. I thought someone had thrown a piece of wood at me until I spotted the buzzard flying on ahead. Carried on riding and about 30 seconds later received a second, even harder blow to the top of the head, hard enough to make me stop. Lacerated scalp from the talons, plenty of blood...

    The bird was circling above the trees lining the road so I removed my front wheel for use as a shield if needed and walked to the end of the line of trees. When it, presumably, recognised me as a human it flew away. My guess is that it mistook my brown-haired head for a rabbit - the European buzzard's usual prey. I had a job explaining the cause of the injuries to the Spanish locum doctor at the local hospital later.
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  4. Mr_Gone

    Mr_Gone Viking Berserker

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    I know that buzzard!!! He nearly got me the other day on my way to work. Fortunately, he missed and nailed the poor trucker behind me. :D

    If you see 'em... like buzzards or crows on the side of the road, slow down and duck.

    Otherwise, there isn't much you can do to avoid birds. Hiding (cowering, really) behind a huge windscreen usually works for me.
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  5. ragtoplvr

    ragtoplvr Long timer

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    Hit a Robin once with my leg. Damn beak put a hole in my shin.



    Rod

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  6. DepthFinder

    DepthFinder Portly Adventurer

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    I've been told the vultures circle back to their meal immediately after passing, and to watch out if I was the second bike.

    Sure enough, riding on 281, 4 of them were tearing into a coyote. My buddy blast at them sending them scattering into the air, and then circling right back into the path of where I would have been had I not slowed to a crawl.

    They were big enough that one could have dragged it to a ditch if they had the smarts.
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  7. norschweger

    norschweger Been here awhile

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    An incident like this once saved my life! I was young and in love and even though I was too tired and freezing I kept going on through the dark woods of Norway, straaaaaaaiiiiight...boooooring...until I was almost there and relaxed...in front of a bend.Do not know how long my eyes were closed, but I guess one second more and I would have gone straight into the ditch...if there is a god, he must have sent this bird. It hit hard on my chest and I was very awake the rest of the trip...: )
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  8. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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    Stinky bastard hit me almost instantly. Right hand corner with two oncoming trucks, second being the couple that actually stopped, embankment was wooded and just below my shoulder level, just caught a climpse of black and BAM!

    :lol3
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  9. DOGSROOT

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  10. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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  11. jnclem

    jnclem True Airhead

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    Seriously, a lot of these encounters where a bird actually dive-bombs you are territorial, not the bird looking for a meal. No matter what people might say, these birds really aren't stupid. They know you're not a rabbit.
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  12. Plaka

    Plaka Brevis illi vita est

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    All of those were on a black 75/5
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  13. Benesesso

    Benesesso Long timer

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    Back in the stone age (1964-5) I was riding my awful Honda 305 Dream at night near Pensacola, doing ~42 MPH. That's as fast as that POS would go in high gear (4th) unless I laid on the tank.

    No helmet, just goggles of some kind (read KLR cheap). Some kind of bug hit me right between the eyes. Made a very loud CRACK, didn't fall off but wobbled a bunch. Painful crap got in my eyes. Not a fun ending of the ride.
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  14. Montague

    Montague UDF Adventurer

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    Not sure what you can do proactively to avoid birds (other than duck....hee hee) but I have experienced a few heart stopping encounters.

    Many years ago on the back roads of northern New York where forest came right up to the edge of ditch on either side, a very large turkey burst out at about 3 feet and slowly climbing across my path.

    I swerved and ducked and swear I felt his feet scrape my helmet! Turkeys are very big and even more so when closing at 60 mph.

    On another occasion, a friend was in the lead when a ruffed grouse pulled a similar take off. He (the bird) wasn't so luck as his bigger cousin, he hit the fairing square on.

    A literal explosion but when we pulled over, there were feathers stuck in every possible place on the nose of the bike.

    Not enough actual bird left to notice. Grouse are definitely lightly built.
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  15. atomicalex

    atomicalex silly aluminium boxes Super Moderator

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    I haven't hit a bird yet, but I've hit enough large bugs to really not want to hit anything bigger. I took out something cicada-sized last summer with my visor, and damn, that was mess enough.
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  16. Mr_Gone

    Mr_Gone Viking Berserker

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    Grasshoppers, June bugs, and dragonflies really really really hurt. I can only imagine something the size of a cicada would hurt just as much.
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  17. J_White

    J_White should be working

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    Popped over a hill running 60ish, surprised this fellow on side of the road.
    All I had time to do was brace and duck...
    Hit left fork tube, then somehow rolled up and caught left mirror, spinning it
    around, then down my back.
    Chunks of meat all over left boot and pants leg, bird crap down my back.
    Wobbled a bit but kept it under control. Funny part was, about five miles
    down the road stopped at a red light and a really comical pirate dude
    pulled up right beside me on a cruiser. Chrome novelty helmet, loud pipes
    the whole deal. I just looked over at him and nodded, smiled - but know
    he must have been thinking WTF? cause I'm telling you, I REEKED!
    Took a month and several washings to lose that smell.
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  18. jnclem

    jnclem True Airhead

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2012
    Oddometer:
    800
    Location:
    Gunnison, CO.
    What kind of bird is that? Looks big.
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  19. J_White

    J_White should be working

    Joined:
    May 2, 2010
    Oddometer:
    329
    Location:
    NE Mississippi
    Buzzard, yep was a pretty good sized one!
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  20. larryboy

    larryboy Just obey!

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2005
    Oddometer:
    30,814
    Location:
    Nebraska, Flat Earth!
    I almost got clobbered by a turkey on a gravel road doing about 100 mph, hung over the side of the bike so it wouldn't hit me in the head...those things don't fly very good. :eek1

    Caught a quail to the face at 3 AM in Death Valley once. Note to self: Wear goggles at all times.

    Had my goggles on for this one, gravel road down near the CO/NM border doing 'bout 60 mph, caught 3 or 4 of these little birds to the chest, one or two to the shins and a few to the head. :huh


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    Don't get me started about bees. :ddog
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