kenny61 goes racing or another middle aged out of shape guy goes racing thread

You know the more I think about it the more i have to say.. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT FROM TEAM GHETTO RACING???

Hey we got pretty big standards pal.

First time i thought about it,i was sitting in front of Nates 40ft rig with 2 Bergs and a ADV in it,which was parked next to Aarons sprinter with a SE and 550 Berg in it,which was parked next to Scotts Sprinter with a SE in it next to my new truck and trailer with my 400EXC on it.
The collection of KLIM and Arai there was worth more then my first truck.
I thought,,"Hunh,,,Ghetto".




Frans trailer should be brought out back and shot.....:huh
Hope your Tetanus shots are up to date.

So I'm gonna get tossed for bringing down the GDP of TG??

Laugh all you want, but that "rig" will run circles around your empty truck, and get better gas milage.



Wife: who are you writing?

Me: the guys, they're makin fun of my trailer.

Wife: Why, because it's all banged up and has rust on it?

Yes, pretty much.

Oh Sorry, I didnt realize the trailer wsa made out of old TDI's

Atleast my truck doesnt have some other guys bike in it.....:huh


Besides ever since i put the bed and fridge in the van,i hang the bike off the back.

How do you reach the bike?

Just like the dinner plates....





Step ladder.

BMW Milk crate.

My wife does all the kitchen stuff,i dont have to worry bout that.

You?

I can vouch for Fran He's too busy tending the flowers to be doin kitchen stuff

Hey i guess ya gotta use that 4 mounth University of Phoenix Botanist degree.
Don't wanta waste the $39.99 or all the time spent at work doing it online.

All right fellas..I'm goin racing. Be back In a day or three

Have fun,,,smooth is fast,smooth is fast.

Thanks, now I know why I'm so slow....It's 6a, ...I'm goin racin!!!

I got some photos of Leyden Enduro I'll upload later.




Holy cow! I promptly fell off the the second bridge made of pallets and old metal fencing.
....and then threw a chaln trying to get out of knee deep black quicksand.
.....had to wait 30 minutes for tools to slide the rear axle for more slack, there was no getting it on!

Then rode out to proudly collect my DNF trophy!

Had a blast, will do it again just not on a 350lbs bike!

You get a trophy fir that

Hell yeah! Someone's gotta come in Dead Last!!

One needs impeccable timining to achieve a DNF

Fucker...next time Im pushing you if i have too

Next time I'll be on 125cc..…...but I accomplished my goal of entering!




And I was able to warn 2/3 of the riders what happens when you don't pay the bridge Troll!:huh