Pee Leak, and other stuff to gripe about

Post 'em all here... Pee Leak, motorcycle thieves, people that don't get outta the way when you're beepin' for awhile, GCS FF's that refuse to be found, 15 minutes, raw chicken and the way it changes you...

Get it all out. Why shouldn't the sandbox have our own head explody thread? Well now we do

I hate it when you're dropping a deuce, you wipe... realize there's still some more coming, and you have to wipe again.

You've got a pee leak problem? Explains why you're always selling your stuff

And why is there NEVER any paper next to the urinals?

and by this time your in the checkout line,happens way to often :huh

Pee Leak, and other stuff to gripe about ....Charter contributor

I hate it when pee leak threads get all infested with chuckleheads.

I hate it when Pee Leak tells me to hold the rope

This thread is a stellar idea, BTW

Okay - screw it. (And thanks Buzz - like Tony said - perfecto!)

Annnnnyway, here I am, and it is time for "Your Local on the 8s" - so I just switched over to TWC on the TV and some stupid weather "movie" is on. FU weather channel. I have movie channels. Same thing has happened to all the other media "outlets" too - over time. Used ta be, you could go to CNN and get news.

Now? Freaking personality desks and bully pulpits. Fox versus the rest of the world - YAWN - go away all you idy-jots. Politics suck.

I wanna see news, not opinions.

Love Nascar - hate that old bastid boggity boogity boogity jackass. Screw you Darrel Waltrip - retire already. Love SCCA and road racing - why the british commentators?

Speaking of which - whats with all the brit and Auzzie stuff voice stuff on the tube anyway. TIRED, not WIRED.

I hate the GD pharmecuitical companies every night on prime news. I don't want to know about any of that crap. I can google it if my doctor tables the subject.

I hate that this fucking forum doesn't spell check for me.

I have never liked my hair - or whats now left of it. At my age tho - I dont give a chit.

I hate the word hate - how's that? If it matters, I prefer dislike. But hate is so easy to use. Easy to say, easy to spell.









How was that, Buzz? Something along what you were proposing with this?

Pete, Good job! I give it an 8

too many spelling errors

I give it 4/10...no use of twatwaffle, cockholster, asshat, dickweed, fuktard, or any other time-honored ADV Offensive Insult Words.

Keep trying

I just learned a couple new words, thanks guys, now to hatch a plan so they can be used just at the right moment.

I hate that it takes me four trips from my house to the truck before I finally remember I need the keys.

so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

her loss

10/10

That's how ya do it

Glad to be of service, sir!

Absolutely!!!! Way good!

I gotta lotta learn!!!

s'matter of fact - ill need tony (or me - if i am feeling lively enough) to copy and paste all that low-brow minutia i wrote and infuse it with twatwaffel adjectives. I might try in a few days. Just wanted to get the dog outta the gate!