S.A.D.D. "Scott & Alan's Daily Drivel"

Monday, Monday

That's My Day

Hailey says to me this morning "I hate Mondays"

And you know what

I used to too

But now that I'm unemployed

Monday's Rock

To The Dump To The Dum To The Dump

I went straight to The Swamp this morning after dropping Hailey off at the bus

Jaydee and Sanjoh helped me yesterday

And I discarded roughly 1500 pounds of CRAP from and including that old green shed in the background



The sumbitch was filled with old PVC fittings and I had to convince the peeps at the dump that it was from my residence so there'd be no disposal fee

WTF!

Anyway the reason for finally sheeeeeet canning the shed and its contents is

I bought a hot tub for The Swamp

I've got my list of materials made up for the enclosure and I'm headed to Home DeeePot to pick it up

And yes I will take pics

Nekid babes in Swamp Hot Tub Thread coming soon

Think you could make a huge thing of gumbo in it?

How'd you know that my nick name is Gumbo Jack? :dg

Best Gumbo this side of NOLA

In fact I'm not so sure mine's not mo'betta that what they sell out there

I've got fish stock in the freezer at The Swamp

Is me making Gumbo what it's gonna take to get you to ride this far south?

I'm thinking a ten gallon pot will be plenty big

If not, I'll have my 80 qt on stand-by

I could be persuaded to travel down that way for 10 gallons of gumbo.
My leg is pretty well back together so as long as we are talking after hunting season I'm game.

Are we talking about a new hot tub or a used hot tub???

If it's used, I wanna see pics of all former occupants before I eat gumbo out of the tub.....

NOTHING new, excluding beer ever goes to The Swamp

Those FFs set me on fire



Yet, it was better than painted nails

:fyyff

I had to leave before it got to that point, it was getting to nasty to watch.:eek1

You could get even by posting the pic of Amber in Jasons smug mug.oser

But there's so many goooooood ones





She Looks :huh Like Red Death

Damn that grouper was good

I quit fryin' potatoes when I do grouper

Here's my secret...

Put a bag of Cape Cod chips on a cookie sheet in the oven for about ten minutes before you serve

They beat the sheeeeeeeeet out'a sliced taters cooked in fish grease

I'm thinkin' I only have one bag of saltwater fish left

It's time to go out I suppose

Topdog

When did you want to come down?

The kings are thick right now

Smoked king mackerel is damn fine eats :dg

And fun as sheeeeeet to catch

The grouper will be inshore in about a month after the water gets a little cooler

I can't wait

I loves catchin' grouper

Can you believe this sheeeeeeet?

Rained out in the 6th

They're saying that if the Rays had not scored their second run

The whole series could have been called in favor of the Phillies

What if the Rays had scored two?

Do you suppose they would have stopped the game?

And sent the series back to St. Pete and good playing conditions

No Frickin' Way!

I lost the right lens out of my glasses on the way to bed last night

It's frickin' here somewhere I'm tellin' ya

I can't even read the paper

It's here, right next to the bed

But Where? :eek1

Mother Trucker!

The kings you can have, but the grouper you betta share.

What a bunch of drivel.

Mr Mom, don't you need to clean the house or something?

Clean the trailer @ The Scrub

I'm tellin' ya

I ain't cleanin' the frickin' house

I've got mo' impotent things to do

I just got a call from an out of town contractor that needs to rent my video equipment

I wish he'd just buy the sheeeeeeeet and I'd be done with it

Why yes...

It is

They're good if cooked immediately :dg

They don't freeze for sheeeeeet though

We need Eickey to bring us up a load of button wood

Although blackjack will do just fine smokin' smokers :stoned

Fixt

Can you believe this...

Hailey just told me that she's not allowed to wear a jacket in class unless it's navy blue

The one she has that grey and blue won't suffice

WTF!

It's absolutely rediculous to have her bring home so much sheeeeeet to sell, or for us to purchase. Just anything they can do to generate $$$$$.

I'm thinking they want us to buy a particular school jacket for her to wear in class now

Socialism, here we come