Motorcycles are like Women

Sometimes they want to cause some drama. But you just check them out, then have a little come to Jesus meeting with them and explain that you are paid for, and can be replaced. Then take the out and wring the Sh-- out of them and let them know whos boss. Then all is well.

Mary Jane ( R1200GSA) wanted to hint at giving me some issues. The above worked.

You all dont owe me anything for the above advice. Its free

Wanna talk about your castrating relationship with the wife now?

If you have a nice warm camper but make them sleep outside when it's 15 degrees, neither of them will be in the mood to do anything fun in the morning.

I had a motorcycle that caught fire once. But it never was a bitch.

Well then we know who sabotaged it!



We all know they get jealous of the "other" one.

I've broken two belts on mine, and she still needs to be tightened up!

No adjustments, no capacity for modification. Hard wired.

This is NOT going to end well........:eek1




Didn't John Bobbitt say something like this about Lorena?

No one wants to hear you bench racing - unless they were on the ride.

I can ride an ugly one in public and not be embarassed...

you aren't happy until you have a garage full of them?

Motorcycles are not like women.

True, bikes are more predictable.

but only one can run off on its own

My dear late Father once told me "Don't loan your motorcycle or your woman out, because it will come back with a rod stuck in it". Whitey was a wise man.

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So true so true my Ex ran off on her own for an A hole all my bikes still with me
I own you a beer on this quote

Motorcycles are better than women because a motorcycle doesn't follow you around for a week after you ride it.

You know...I occasionally see these very stereotypical posts objectifying and denigrating women ("What bike should I buy for MY woman?") from the occasional white trash, redneck that wanders in here, and I usually just let it go.

However, your reply (along with a few drinks tonight) has inspired me.

To the OP: Woman are not motorcycles or any other objects you fucking dolt. They are people who want to live and ride just like you.

If you made the mistake of being involved with some human that wants to involve themselves in drama more than riding then that's your own god damn fault. The irony here is that the very fact that you posted about said drama leads me to believe you are involved, just as deeply, in the same.

As a father of a daughter, I intend to teach my daughter to be a confident, competent motorcyclist and to avoid people like you at all costs.

My daughter is not a thing, but sadly I will have to teach my daughter that idiots like you will try to make her just that.....nothing more than an object. An object of scorn at that.

So OP, pretty much...:fyyff

Chill pill please....and hurry!

Well said.