JoMomma Fantasy Football 2012

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Jonnylotto, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto Zipper Club with Clusters

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    Looks like you'll be visiting Toxic Britney.

    Oops, I did it again! :lol3
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  2. Hodag

    Hodag Native

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    i'm back baby
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  3. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto Zipper Club with Clusters

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    Week Five Scoring Recap

    Week Five "Smartest Manager": Lotto's Last Chance .01 (PoB: 2.4)

    Week Five "Most Clueless Manager": RaiderNation .19 PoB: 26.65 (Normally a very good rating)

    Week Five "I Got My Ass Kicked": Zorn to Largent -96 (Total: 123.8)

    Week Five "I pulled my own nose hairs" : KLR Cal Posse -22.25 (Total Points 212.65) Two Week Streak!

    Points Leader: Lotto's Last Chance 1146.35 First Place


    Average Points Scored: 194.62

    Average Points left on bench: 19.81

    Selected Recaps:

    KLR Cal Posse Regret Tracker

    The Philadelphia Eagles Defense has scored below their projection in every game this season after scoring 8.80 points against a projected 25.23 this week.
    It was a season-low 3.40 points for Brandon Lloyd this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 31.8% of a projected point total of 10.68.
    It was a season-low scoring total for Antonio Gates, who had 1.90 points. He had a projected total of 9.10 points and this week was the fourth straight game of underperformance versus his projection.
    Greg Zuerlein scored a season-low 8.00 points, 81.4% of his projected 9.83, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
    Only 6 of the 14 starters on KLR Cal Posse underachieved this week, but they still lost.
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  4. Lencho

    Lencho Been here awhile

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    The mighty RamTheEwes are second to total points, but 5th overall at 2-3 :huh:dunno:kboom:baldy

    P.S. - Doug Martin is still available for a trade :deal
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  5. tkitna

    tkitna "Jim Jordan 2024"

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    Of course I cant log into Yahoo for some reason, but I see that I got my ass kicked yet again, so there's no point. :lol3
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  6. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto Zipper Club with Clusters

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    Week Six

    Week Six "Smartest Manager": Chefs .02 (PoB: 4.1)

    Week Six "Most Clueless Manager": Hodag's Last Placers .341 (PoB: 70.7) Passed Lotto's Last Chance by 1 one-thousandth of a percentage point:lol3

    Week Six "I Got My Ass Kicked": Lotto's Last Chance -89.8 (Total Points: 169.85)

    Week Six "I pulled my own nose hairs" : Chefs -30.85 (Total Points: 176.35) Double Award Winner :clap

    Points Leader: Lotto's Last Chance 1316.20 First Place


    Average Points Scored: 207.15

    Average Points left on bench: 38.49

    Selected Recaps:
    RamTheEwes Smooth Moves

    Aaron Rodgers scored a league-high for the most points this season with 60.10 points.
    With 14.00 points, Shaun Suisham, who RamTheEwes picked up this week, beat his 9.69-point projection by 44.5%.
    The 28.60 points scored by Wes Welker was the fourth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
    Darius Reynaud had 20.00 points, the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    Doug Martin had the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 13.10 points.
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  7. Lencho

    Lencho Been here awhile

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    Rogers saved my butt this week! My other QB got a whopping 3 points.

    P.S. - Doug Martin is still readily avaialbe for a trade!!!
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  8. tkitna

    tkitna "Jim Jordan 2024"

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    I may never win a game. Maybe i'll get a better draft pick next season. :lol3
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  9. CA Stu

    CA Stu Peace and Love

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    I did my best for ya, sorry about Peyton Manning.... :1drink
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  10. Hodag

    Hodag Native

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    lookie who is in 1st place
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  11. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto Zipper Club with Clusters

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    Week Seven

    Week Seven "Smartest Manager": Lotto's Last Chance 0 (PoB: 0) Perfect Score.

    Week Seven "Most Clueless Manager": RaiderNation .25 (PoB: 31)

    Week Seven "I Got My Ass Kicked": RaiderNation -109.55 (Total Points: 119.85) Double Award Winner! I think Koncha took a bye week...:lol3

    Week Seven "I pulled my own nose hairs" : Lotto's Last Chance -25.35 (Total Points: 146.25) Double Award Winner!

    Points Leader: RamTheEwes 1495.00 Fourth Place!

    League Leader: Hodag's Last Placers 1407.35 :freaky


    Average Points Scored: 175.40

    Average Points left on bench: 18.61

    Selected Recaps:

    Game Notes: Lotto's Last Chance vs Purple Helmets

    The margin of victory of 25.35 points was the smallest in the league this week.
    Lotto's Last Chance had 146.25 points, their season-low.
    Lotto's Last Chance got a combined 27.10 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
    Purple Helmet got a combined 21.70 points from their TEs, their highest combined scoring output from the TE position this season.
    The loss was the third in a row for Lotto's Last Chance.
    The draft continues to pay off for Purple Helmet, which got 89.5% of their points from players they drafted.
    Purple Helmet overachieved and improves to 4-1 when doing so, while Lotto's Last Chance fell short of their projection. They are now 0-2 when scoring less than expected.
    Purple Helmet won while scoring the fewest total points of any winning team in the league this week.
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  12. koncha

    koncha .

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    Meh.

    I did take a bye. I haven't looked at my team in 2 weeks. I think.

    I'll do better.
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  13. tkitna

    tkitna "Jim Jordan 2024"

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    Will somebody please forfeit so I can win a game?
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  14. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto Zipper Club with Clusters

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    You've played everybody in the league so I don't know what else I can do for you. :lol3
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  15. tkitna

    tkitna "Jim Jordan 2024"

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    Will you at least buy me a 'Horse's Ass' trophy after the season? :lol3
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  16. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto Zipper Club with Clusters

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    Only if you go winless without cheating. :deal
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  17. tkitna

    tkitna "Jim Jordan 2024"

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    No worries. I'm just as bad at cheating as I am with the lineup.
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  18. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto Zipper Club with Clusters

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    So...


    Do you still want to trade Doug Martin? :lol3
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  19. Jonnylotto

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    Week Eight

    Week Eight "Smartest Manager": Hodag's Last Placers 0 (PoB: 0) Perfect Score.

    Week Eight "Most Clueless Manager": KLR Cal Posse .34 (PoB: 58.25)

    Week Eight "I Got My Ass Kicked": Chefs -102.90 (Total Points: 119.55)

    Week Eight "I pulled my own nose hairs" : KLR Cal Posse -2.7 (Total Points: 169.45) Double Award Winner!

    Points Leader: RamTheEwes 1701.10 Third Place!

    League Leader: Hodag's Last Placers 1629.70


    Average Points Scored: 177.26

    Average Points left on bench: 23.43

    Selected Recaps:

    Hodag's last placers remains unbeaten in two matchups against Chefs and they make a statement this time, with a 222.45 - 119.55 beatdown. The margin was particularly painful, ranking third overall in the league this season. In fact, Hodag's last placers does better than usual against Chefs, with an average margin of victory of 71.35 points when they play. This week, Matthew Stafford led the team, putting up 48.10 points. It was even higher than the 38.25 points Tony Romo got the last time these teams played. Hodag's last placers beat Chefs 197.90 - 158.10 in Week 1 and now averages 210.18 points against them.
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  20. ]I)Money

    ]I)Money D NOT I Supporter

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    :bluduh
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