A Plea For Assistance -- And A Potential Opportunity

Mad Cow?? Yer a zombie! That's the beauty of it.

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I was told that men can't get Mad Cow disease because we are pigs. So I guess we're safe on that count.

I married a mad cow once. . .:huh

You too, huh?

Wife V2.0 has a much better interface and is definitely more user friendly. Still got a couple of bugs though...

I wouldn't get too worried. Rumour has it that Twinkies have a shelf life of around 200 years. So i am sure you will find some sort of a stash on the US mainland. Look in old barns etc. and i am sure you will find. Look for fat people that have not started to thin since the production stoppage. They would be my first targets.

3.0 is near perfect. Good looking, fun to be around, and, bonus, she has a job whereas I don't

I saw some Twinkies in a convenience store today. Wasn't tempted either to taste them, or buy a bunch and commence speculating in them.

Over, finished, kaput, dead, let it go, toss the wrapper in the garbage, done-like-Wonder-bread.

The future biker who chose to endorse the "Twinkie campaign"

To quote Bobby Dylan: 'A mattress balanced on a bottle of wine'.

Wow, you've really packed it on!

If he likes Timmy's he's OK in my book

We got so many, they're being discounted:

Hey I need a 3.0 myself .. she got a sister??

Two of 'em, both happily married.

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