Aussie Off Topic Chat Thread

Stop it, you blokes. My therapist says to have only nice thoughts about reindeer...

Now I see why Dave dreams about eatin' Reindeer...!!! :eek1


excuse me for asking, but isn't that venison under the legal weight limit for shooting?

That's disgusting!!!











Black nails

Would you believe such artwork is called Vajazzle? After ripping up the carpet & polishing, now they're redecorating...

I thought it was one of them tatoos what ya' get in buggle gum packets...

You know, rub it on... then scratch 'n sniff...

"When did vaginas get so boring? Do you think a guy ever saw a naked woman and went, ‘No thank you; not sparkly enough?’ " - Whitney Cummings, NBC comedy show “Whitney”.

What do VJ's and BMW have in common;

A. Both are useless in sand.

B. One you ride for pleasure... the other is supposedly a pleasure to ride (coincidently, once again, sand can have play a critical factor on this one ).

C. Both are always in close proximity to an arsehole...

Back sack n crack?

You're not a piece of wood heh Russ.

come in out of the rain dear

I`m wondering if there was any carpet there to rip up.

Errrr Don't go there.

Great choice.
Pic SMH

as morning greets
i leave the sheets
and go to work
with muddy teats
oh muddy teats
and muddy feets
through rain and sleets
my daily treats

I'd have to agree.....don't tell Fongy............oser

Yes, it had to be a sheilla this olympics after the threat.

Too tall. Other than that, agree great choice.
(deep down i'd love to "do it" with a tall chick)

Neil
If you were nose to nose, your toes would be in it, if you were toes to toes your nose would be in it, if you were noes to toes,who knows what would be in it.

Hence the fantasy.

It would either be my nose to her toes, or my toes to her nose. Not both. Either way, either my nose or toes are "in it" as you so eloquently put it.