Wwoyffigns?

Maybe he's a stumper!

Hes the #1 stumper

When a Vino comes on the pipe, you better hold the fuck on.

+1, a Vino is an intimidating piece of machinery...

Only bike capable of highsiding with the throttle pinned

It's that bad azzz

yea u got that rite im gunna ride the world yo just like all u socalled advriders talk about doing but im realy doing it u can laff all u want but im gunna make it hapen. rite now im getin all my sponsorzz together their gunna help make it hapen yo. ive been so bizy preping for my big adventure that i havent had lotz of time 2 get on this lameazz adv board ive got more important thingzz to do. u nogoodnikz havent exzackly been a sorce of inspiration to me except mebbe u inspired me to go have a reallife adventure n leave chumuckla behind for a wile. mebbe a good long wile cuzz i donno wen im coming back. if ever.cuz im already gone n im feeeeeling strong n i will sing this victory song woohoohoo, woohoohoo. hey i like the sound othat mebbe ill rite those wordzz into a song.

oh haha ur so funny laffing at a rider wen hes down u just dont understand how much powa this here vino puts 2 the ground n sometimezz it even catchez me by surprizzze therez a story 2 this pitcher u wanna hear it hear it goez. i had just done me some badazzz modzz to the vino motor and put in a brandnew powerband but i didnt have it adjusted rite but beleeve me itz adjusted rite now n now i do wheeelieezzz merging with interstate trafic u herd rite i sed interstate onrampzz yo. u thot i was hardcore with a bigbore back in the day well i got some nuzzz fer u and ull soon find out itzz true n then ull hafta eat ur lunch all by urself. i just thot that up just now i think ill rite a song n use that littlebit 4 som lyriczzzz. anywayz brace urself 4 some schockking nuzzz da vino iz even more badazz than be4 that may b hard to b leev but if it aint true then im not a vagitarian n im a vagitarian beleev it.

lemme tell u somthing doczee im the original stumpa thatz what they call me here in chumuckla anywayzz. soon ill be worldfamos n ull c my smilin face on the cover of the rollingstone. rollingstone gonna c my picture on the cover rollingstone gonna buy 5 copiezz for my mother gonna c my smiling face on the cover of the rollingstone. hey thatz kinda catchy mebbe ill use it in a song yo. im so badazz i surprizze myself somtimez n i wonder why i even have anythign 2 do with u nogoodnikz.

scribe i can tell rite away ur a truth teller n good 4 u this place coud sure uze some more truthtellerzz. u know like me im a truthteller but theze here nogoodnikz up here in this joint dont like the sound of my truth well thatz 2 bad yo cuz im gonna just keep on giveing it 2 them real strait like n clear az an unmuddied lake. i aint afraid 2 speak truth 2 power yo cuz i am whatever u say i am n if i wuzent why woud i say i am in the adv forumzz every day i am i donno its just the way i am. yepp more lyriczz from a song im riteing.

o haha here we go agin that aint my vino dumdum n not only that but my vino really izz an intimidating piece omachinery u kno it becuzz i roosted u many many timez. im bad bad leroy brown da baddest scooter rider in da whole dam town badder than ol kingkong n meaner than a junkyard dog. thatz from a song i rote about myself yeh some peeps think im vain but thatz just how badazz i am.

yo boy u sound like the voice of experience here are u sure u dont have a vino 2? i mean seriosly.

seriosly.

That's because it highsides, lowsides and then highsides again.

You speak gospel, brutha SDH. We should scoot together some time.

well quit talking n scooter up muddafukkah i mean seriosly.

You rolled into the campsite
Your Vino was roosting rocks
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the Harlem
And the other was on our c*cks
And all our rides dreamed that there was no Vino
There was no Vino, and



I wrote that ten years before I was born cuz I got dat chit on lock.

Quoted for posteriority

Step away from the Pandora

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o yea thatzz real funny hha ha im laffing so hard rite now o stop making me laff like that i cant stop itzz killing me ur just way 2 funny n i cant stop laffing my side hurtzz o it hurtz bad cuzzzz im laffing so hard make it stop pleaz make it stop. realy da only tru part of dat song wuz da part about rolling in2 da campsite roostin rockzz yo. i be rolling dey be hating yo. all da other partz suked.

ur song realy did suk but u gave me an oportunity to share my latest lyricz u want to here it hear it goezz. i wuz rollin in my bad vino wit my helmet off so my hair can blo da girleez on stand by waitin just 2 say hi did i stop no i just rode by kept on pursuin 2 my next stop i wheelied left n headed 2 da next block da block wuz dead yo so i continued 2 chumuckla hiway n county 182 yo. word 2 yur mother.

uve got 2 admit thatz pure badazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz rite their.

I'm in TEARZZZ

Who hung the "scooter time" sign out, is what I wanna know

One last try. If any of youse Chuckleheads are headed west-ish, from Tally to the P'Cola area, and could pick up a KDX (that's light as a feather, really, you'll barely even notice it's on board), there's beer and possibly some money in it for ya. Has to be before Sunday, 11/25.