S.A.D.D. "Scott & Alan's Daily Drivel"

And Jeff

I checked the lottery tickets from this past weekend

Not even one frickin' number

Hey I hope that everyone has a great time this coming weekend - be safe, drink hearty, laugh well and live life!!! Cheers to ya'll!!!

Like I told you

I've tried to switch to "caned" beer too

It's really made bringing garbage home from both The Swamp and The Scrub a lot easier

Although like you said...

Bottled Beer Mo'Betta :slurp

I just tried some Steel Reserve on a whim the other day.... Actually tasted OK from a can at warmer than frigid temps. Totally surprised me since I like beer cold and refreshing. At 8.1% alky, this stuff is like drinking wine that tastes like beer. :huh

Anyway, if the invite still stands it looks like my daughter & I will be there for sure, and maybe Beth. She is worried about leaving the hound in someone's care for a day or three. She's still wrestling with the decision. If it's the young'un and me, tent spaces will be it. Beth may want to find a couch or futon space - she says she has camped more than enough in her life.

Today's Letter To Editor:

Subject: Buying Stolen Property
I have had tens of thousand of dollars in metal stolen in the past few years and probably at least that much in the past week. It seems to be a never ending ordeal. And when I notify the Sheriff's Department they don't seem interested unless I know who's doing it. I went by the local scrap yard yesterday to witness an endless supply of metal goods being sold. I have asked the Sherriff's Deputy why his department is letting stolen property be so openly sold. His answer was "How do we know it's stolen"? Well when a $500 pickup truck is bringing in metal that originally cost new more than ten times what the truck is worth then maybe that would be a clue. No one is paying attention to our local thieves. Can't our Sherriffs see all these scrap haulers driving around? Where are they acquiring the scrap on their trucks? I've had somebody driving into my property for the last two weeks so much that the adjoining woods now has what looks like a dirt super highway. Did the Sherriffs notice? No! I was told, "What do you want us to do, set up a stake-out? I thought to myself, why yes. They've been coming in so much while I've been gone that I'd think that maybe you could actually catch them if you would just try. With any luck the recent theives might actually get caught. According to my neighbor they've been there most every day. He could even give a discription of the truck but the story seems to only fall on deaf ears.

A. Daniel​

The County Commission has sent them to clean up your yard.

So why don't we do our own stakeout?

Followed by an old fashioned hanging!!!

Or at least a good old fashioned ass whupping, followed by a trip to jail by the sheriff's office

Fix't!

I'm in! :dg


That should go well with some "caned" beer.

whoa...whoa....I cleaned them, wrapped them in bacon, skewered them and didn't even eat them. I had thought you guys ate them all.

Besides, Jeff - they didn't technically go to waste. Taz & Sas grabbed them out of the lake

I know, that doesn't make you feel better.

See whoever is going tomorrow, tomorrow!
How's the goatee grow doing, Al?

Hey I heard this morning that you was doing your own investigating....to hell with the HCSO!!!! Go Al... dont let 'em up for any kind of air....

Things to do to thieves... Not necessarily in that order..

A little camoflage, a nice quiet .22 with a scope, a little patience = fun at the thieves' expense. Not that I would ever condone that kind of stuff. But I do know someone that might. What are they gonna say, " I was shot at while stealing this stuff?"

Your cops are about as helpful as mine were when my daughter was severely beaten up by known thugs in the neighborhood and constantly threatened. What is their priority among crimes? Donut shop robberies?

To find out call in a donut shop robbery and see what happens....


I did not say that, I was never here....

The letter is in this morning's paper

Maybe it'll generate one of two things...

The Sherriffs might actually keep an eye on the place

Or I doubt it but

Maybe the theives will see it and stay out over the weekend while I'm at The Scrub

This is what the Sherriff's Department did...

After my initial call they put a deputy in my driveway with a radar gun

That'll certainly keep the thieves out

But would it help actually catch them

I think not