Warped VIII

Old Crumple Dick!!!

Gillafunk, you ARE an original... but you probably couldn't take a good dose of Sambuka

Chatty fuck, ain't ya?

Too Cool, I just looked and I have 205 posts per day (there's a decimal point in there somewhere)

geez, I have 2.7/day ? thats probably 2 too many.

Isn't Ace coming from the south, not the north?

I like fruty wines, but fruity beers are out for me (unless it's the only thing to drink...)

I'm glad you liked my orange wine. I can only imagine if it was treated like real wine and aged for a while. First time for wine for me. Seems easier to make than beer, but it takes longer to ferment. There might still be time to make something, but I would need a large supply of some kind of fruit this weekend. Maybe oranges, lemons, or presimmons? I'll shake the tree and see what falls out. Anyone in the Sacramento area have an abundance of tree fruit laying around?

No promises...(well, stout is promised...)

We'll see what happens to your post count after being the HDIC for ONE year. Remember, I've been the chatty fuck for TWO years.


Just checked, I'm a 2.9 per day. I gotta work less and ride more.









Good thing there isn't a count for "PUI Posts"

I have no problem with jagermeister, Old Krupnik, SoCo. In my hookah I smoke mint/licorice flavored tobacco. What makes you think I cant handle sambucca?

Now that was just plain mean.

OK. I just read the whole thread. Wow. That was entertaining. You nancies need to start kicking it into overdrive or you will force me to sic msbianca on all of you. Let me tell you, that would be very dangerous right now.

Sadly, the overall response is DAMMIT we're not coming. Due to matters of state (note the afore mentioned msbianca), you all will not be graced with her gourmet abilities. As most of you know we are expecting our little man to arrive in mid February. Yes, as I get older, I will be training my replacement in all things goon oriented such that the preaching of the goon word goes on.

I've been absent from most things lately as I've actually been trying to be a good steward of your tax dollars and working quite a bit. I even had to wear a suit to work a couple days this week as I was almost official. Thus, I'm pretty knackered at the moment after a long and stressful few days (that won't be letting up soon based on some big stuff coming due).

So while you clowns ponder what kind of beer flavored water you'll be downing, I'll go drink a real beer and wish I was there.

If you really loved Gerg, Yetis and crew you would FEDEX a couple of kegs of German beer to Kali. . I might be able to find a USG address to send it too. Let our crazy uncle cover the shipping.

You guys would laugh as German kegs are, well, very, German. There is a compressed tank that comes with them and quite a mechanism for doling out the suds. And actually at the biergartens, there is a line on all the glasses that denotes where the perfect head for the beer is to be.

Therefore, not an option. I might be able to send you some authentic maltaushen if you like, though...

Gotcha to respond to the thread didn't it??

LTS, for the record, Scott called you old first. I think it's a pot-calling-kettle situation, since you're both ancient.

Hey, btw, where's Burns? Has he replied to the thread?

He's broken right now. Skiing accident. He's been typing the same reply (one-handed) for a week now.



And, you're right, I am old.

Ouch!

That was in reference to the Hack.

Gerg

Homie the Clown likely drinks Monster and Vodka.

just saying....

So while you clowns ponder what kind of beer flavored water you'll be downing, I'll go drink a real beer and wish I was there.[/QUOTE]


Beer, why always with the fucking beer?

Fuck it, I'm hanging out with Treadless and Stonewall. They drink tequila and Bourbon