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Old 06-06-2008, 03:45 AM   #6151
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You do know that I live in Windsor right? I think I've seen two twisty roads around here somewhere!
I suggest you hit a mall parking lot and turn left for about 15 minutes then right for the same... Should help with the strips.

I ride my TKCs til I see the wear bars. That means they're shite in anything wet but it gets more bang for my buck. I put 17,000 k on the last pair and they were pooched. Of course I don't throw the gs around like Uber. Might as well run bagels if I did.
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Old 06-06-2008, 05:21 AM   #6152
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Hey Robbie, was going to come and see ya but now i have my adv rider duty of helping rumrunner out at home so he can ride
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Old 06-06-2008, 05:35 AM   #6153
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Off to NaYork for sum bidness. If someone could drop by and service my wife, errr, I mean my bike while I'm away I could ride on Sunday.... DW
Has this new incarnation of "Ontario Riders" gone all whussy? I can't believe no one has called dibs on RR's wife?

Don't worry, I've got her covered... I mean I've got ya covered... I mean... Nevermind!

Cheers

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Old 06-06-2008, 05:36 AM   #6154
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You guys don't know about my hip-flop past.



Fight the power!

Fixed.
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Old 06-06-2008, 06:20 AM   #6155
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"Hip-flop"?

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Old 06-06-2008, 07:02 AM   #6156
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I'm always lurking, L.

Last fall we stopped at Tapps for lunch. (Soup's not a meal)
Ella's is in Port Carling, across from the Post Office.
Are you meeting at my house?
Who's coming?
What time?
I have some local Ducati riders joining us. They know some great roads in the neighbourhood, and aren't slow, and are too ugly to be posers.

Your guide:

Hey Rob,
Are we doin only ashphalt or some dirt roads too?
Do I bring the SE, or the R1???
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Old 06-06-2008, 07:31 AM   #6157
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Sorry Fin, beat ya on that one. you can take the p.m. shift
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Old 06-06-2008, 07:51 AM   #6158
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"Hip-flop"?

For the hip-flop challenged, I have provided a translation of a popular song below.

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)


Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

Lyrics:

And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:

I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.

Lyrics:

Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin’ ya
I’m clockin’ ya - Versace shades watchin’ ya
Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin

TRANSLATION:

Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.

Lyrics:

First I talk about how I dress and this
And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
Climax that your man can’t make
Call and tell him you’ll be home real late
Let’s sing the break

TRANSLATION:

I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.

Lyrics:

She’s sick of that song on how it’s so long
Thought he worked his until I handled my biz
There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans
Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
Schemin’ - don’t bring your girl ‘round me
True player for real, ask Puff Daddy

TRANSLATION:

Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.

Lyrics:

You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve

TRANSLATION:

Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.

Lyrics:

Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes?
While I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke
Right stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke
Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
Nuthin’ left to do but send her home to you
I’m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?

TRANSLATION:

You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.

Lyrics:

So, what’s it gonna be? Him or me?
We can cruise the world with pearls
Gator boots for girls
The envy of all women, crushed linen
Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in ‘em
The finest women I love with a passion
Ya man’s a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin’

TRANSLATION:

The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.

Lyrics:

High fashion - flyin’ into all states.
Sexin’ me while your man masturbates.
Isn’t this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
Lyrically I’m supposed to represent.
I’m not only the client, I’m the player president

TRANSLATION:

You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o’clock. I’ll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:43 AM   #6159
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The moral malaise around this place is palpable...


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Old 06-06-2008, 08:48 AM   #6160
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For the hip-flop challenged, I have provided a translation of a popular song below......
it's a slow Friday at work eh....
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:05 AM   #6161
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it's a slow Friday at work eh....
Multitasking during a boring conf call...
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:34 AM   #6162
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The moral malaise around this place is palpable...


Wow! No kidding Lornce. And all I meant was to jab at your droppin' the oilhead. Apparently I didn't have enough coffee and think it through.
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:35 AM   #6163
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Multitasking during a boring conf call...

I'm starting to wonder what exactly you do for a living sir... And are they hiring?
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:38 AM   #6164
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I'm starting to wonder what exactly you do for a living sir... And are they hiring?
I'm the Director of Technology Operations for an internet company. I am hiring - looking for senior systems admin, linux expert with j2ee app and oracle experience, nagios and cacti would be a bonus. Located in Mississauga. You interested? I pay good money and would allow advrider access during business hours...
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:59 AM   #6165
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I'm the Director of Technology Operations for an internet company. I am hiring - looking for senior systems admin, linux expert with j2ee app and oracle experience, nagios and cacti would be a bonus. Located in Mississauga. You interested? I pay good money and would allow advrider access during business hours...
You better have a realiable hosting provider, I happen to know a very good one
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