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Old 02-23-2006, 09:59 PM   #1
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If I die riding

I want you guys to put a cross where I died and light it on FIRE. Cause i am too hot baby.


how about your deaths?
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Old 02-23-2006, 11:03 PM   #2
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Sink what's left of my bike in concrete for a permanent homage/statue. Stuff me and dress me in my full leathers and put me where I belong.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:38 AM   #3
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I want you guys to put a cross where I died and light it on FIRE. Cause i am too hot baby.


how about your deaths?
Actually, I think we'll put a squid there and light it on fire. Bwhahahaha!
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Old 02-24-2006, 07:15 AM   #4
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Burn me, Bury me, stuff me, mount me on a wall I don't really care.... just fix my bike won't ya?

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Old 02-24-2006, 10:00 AM   #5
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Burn me, Bury me, stuff me, mount me on a wall I don't really care.... just fix my bike won't ya?

My thoughts exactly. Maybe put some fresh oil in the bike, and spoon on some new Anakees.
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:11 AM   #6
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I'd prefer to be buried with a hot supermodel.
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:24 AM   #7
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I don't know you but if you die riding can i have your bike?
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Old 02-24-2006, 01:23 PM   #8
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I want a death by misadventure,
Want to die face down in some d00d's pool!
Don't want to die in my bed lyin' on my dentures,
When I die Jack, it's gonna be real cool!
Courtesy of a misspent youth and too much time spent listening to 98 Rock.
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Old 02-24-2006, 01:54 PM   #9
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If I die Riding, know that I was doing what I love, and It was my time to go. If we live our lives cautiuously; are we really living?
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Old 02-24-2006, 01:59 PM   #10
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Dying while riding is "easy"

It's "almost" dying that's hard...
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:43 PM   #11
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wouldn't one of my happy trails boxes double as an urn to collect the ashes and maybe a few broken bits of bike thrown in for good measure?

live fast, die young, make a wicked mark in the road?
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:11 PM   #12
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If I die riding...Please find it in your hearts to forgive the person who caused the accident. Then kill them and use their parts to bring me back to life.
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Old 02-25-2006, 10:48 AM   #13
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Seriously? Just put a picture of my smiling ass up on a wall and have a party with the insurance money. Donate all of my good body parts to people who need them. Remove all eveidence that I ever existed from jennys life and tell her to get on with hers because I will definitely be going to the movies with some hottie on the other side.

Fuck graves. If everyone were burried in a marked grave, we would eventually have no real estate left right? Burn me and dump me where you will. Don't let jenny do it either. She'll just be crying and crap and save the container and bla bla. Steal me off the shelf while she is drunk at the wake party and this is your approval. Open the urn where you will.

I'd miss you all but hope that you would just ride on and eat pie.
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Old 02-25-2006, 11:18 AM   #14
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Donate all of my good body parts to people who need them. .
Vance, are you like...yer know..."proportionate"...just asking
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Old 02-25-2006, 11:26 AM   #15
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Vance, are you like...yer know..."proportionate"...just asking
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