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Old 07-01-2013, 07:27 PM   #17821
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Here's a great example of responsible motorcyclists in Manhattan.
You know what I've decided? Fuck it. NYC doesn't do a goddamn thing for legal riders, so:

Last month I learned that there are FIVE golf courses in New York City. FIVE. But, not a single legal place to ride offroad. I wish those guys in Harlem would take over a golf course and tear the hell out of the green.

Fuck New York City. Fuck the DOT and the Mayor. Fuck the NYPD. Fuck them all.
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Old 07-01-2013, 07:39 PM   #17822
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You know what I've decided? Fuck it. NYC doesn't do a goddamn thing for legal riders, so:

Last month I learned that there are FIVE golf courses in New York City. FIVE. But, not a single legal place to ride offroad. I wish those guys in Harlem would take over a golf course and tear the hell out of the green.

Fuck New York City. Fuck the DOT and the Mayor. Fuck the NYPD. Fuck them all.
Don't forget the Traffic Cops.
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Old 07-01-2013, 07:46 PM   #17823
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Don't forget the Traffic Cops.
Did I say five? My bad. Just looked it up.

Twelve. Not counting driving ranges or miniature golf. Twelve. Fucking. Full. Golf. Courses.

http://www.nycgovparks.org/facilities/golf

How many people play golf?

Fuck all of them.
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Old 07-01-2013, 07:53 PM   #17824
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Did I say five? My bad. Just looked it up.

Twelve. Not counting driving ranges or miniature golf. Twelve. Fucking. Full. Golf. Courses.

http://www.nycgovparks.org/facilities/golf

How many people play golf?

Fuck all of them.
I can say that the Dyker Beach golf course in Brooklyn definately had at least one idiot kid on a Hodaka 100 fuck up some greens.
Not proud, just sayin.
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:26 PM   #17825
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I just had a really, really mean idea.

What would it take to plant the idea in one of these groups of kids, that it would be really awesome to tear up a golf course..?

250 dirt bikes and ATVs could do some righteous work!

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Old 07-01-2013, 08:33 PM   #17826
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I just had a really, really mean idea.

What would it take to plant the idea in one of these groups of kids, that it would be really awesome to tear up a golf course..?

250 dirt bikes and ATVs could do some righteous work!


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Old 07-01-2013, 08:33 PM   #17827
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I can say that the Dyker Beach golf course in Brooklyn definately had at least one idiot kid on a Hodaka 100 fuck up some greens.
Not proud, just sayin.

Pictures, or GTFO!
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:36 PM   #17828
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Long time ago.
Actually it was a Hodaka 100 engine that I grafted to a Mini bike frame, one up four down, IIRC.
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:37 PM   #17829
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I just had a really, really mean idea.

What would it take to plant the idea in one of these groups of kids, that it would be really awesome to tear up a golf course..?

250 dirt bikes and ATVs could do some righteous work!



That just might provoke a police reaction. Maybe.
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:46 PM   #17830
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That just might provoke a police reaction. Maybe.
I wonder if it would help make a case to the Mayor through his golf-playing and course-owning pals that maybe NYC could use and should provide a more suitable outlet for these youngsters' energy and skills? Like a nice moto park perhaps??

Goddamn it if that's all it takes I'll be a Pied Piper in blackface with a plateless KLR and lead 'em there myself if I have to.
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Goddamn it if that's all it takes I'll be a Pied Piper in blackface with a plateless KLR and lead 'em there myself if I have to.

I'll have the camera ready.
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After this engine burned I put the 100 in.
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