buddy's trip - post-communistic europe and beyond

[priller]

gentleman,

i have something special for you. none of you know brembo also known as rambo. he's a buddy of mine from a polish mc forum. brembo is also one sob, mother-f-word, moron, mentally challenged and intellectually disabled idiot. we both use to communicate by flashing our middle fingers at each other elsewhere. but he is also a heck of a traveler and i am truly glad and honored he has given me the permission to present you his report. brembo's not an advrider member yet but i hope he'll sign up soon and add some colors and come up with some not even remotely-as-good-as-mine sense of humor.
now, what makes brembo a complete asshat... first and mostly, he's a honda nut . we all know that honda sucks as they don't think we are good enough to ride neither their transalp, africa twin nor varadero. f-word brembo lucky bastard rides at. then, he dared to do a better, more challenging and entertaining trip than i've ever managed. this sucker had not hesitated to copy ideas from my trip report. stupid f-word made them better and looking like they were always his. more than that, he had his own ideas and tricks that i have never thought about. sick, disgusting arse-holic! hold on, it's not over yet. f-word brembo happened to meet one of the most beautiful woman i have ever seen and he didn't ask her to marry him, make no arousal whatsoever, didn't ask her for a nakid picture and what is particularly sickening me, he doesn't want to give me her email. what a fucker...
if you stick around in coming days, you'll see my words proven. although, you will see plenty of cool pictures and some of them are going to be super kewl. pure home run of pretension-free picturesque, if you ask for my humble opinion. refreshing angles and perspectives. you'll visit countries rarely presented here - croatia, bosnia, montenegro, albania to name a few, see pretty nakid women, africa twin pretending to be a submarine. you will have that exotic opportunity to test your polish (hey, there are quite a few polish guys here) which i will translate to some extend (mind that brembo's polish is not really much better than my english ). the report is quite extensive in graphic volume so it's gonna take me few days to complete it but believe me, it's certainly worthy of your time. i'm pretty slow to five-star reports but brembo's one frankly deserves it.
here is a sneak peak preview just to tease you a little bit:



















no, no hot chick. not just yet . buy yourself chips'n'beer and wait till the weekend...

[CA Stu]

[wachs]

yikes

[kejago]

[65bmwr50]

[comes naturally]

[BDKW1]

[GB]

This should be good.. any statues of Lenin, be sure to show!!

[Uzay]

yarrai, great opening, post the pix now!

[priller]

Originally Posted by UZAY

yarrai, great opening, post the pix now!

uzzey, do not tell anybody, but there is going to be something from istambul in the report...

[Uzay]

Originally Posted by yarrai

uzzey, do not tell anybody, but there is going to be something from istambul in the report...

hey yarrai, where are the pix, come on...

[priller]

Originally Posted by brembo

Dzień 2 (1020 km) Słowacja Węgry Chorwacja Bośnia i Hercegovina Czarnogóra
Pobudka o 6:00, zwijanie maneli i o 6:30 stoję za bramą kempingu. Kierunek: Gyor, Szekensfehervar, Mohacs (H), Osijek (HR), Visoko, Sarajevo, Foca (BiH), Niksić i Kotor(CG). Pada deszcz. Wciskam dwa wczorajsze kawałki pizzy miedzy cylindry Afriki i jadymy. Po 70km pizza jest dostatecznie ciepła do konsumpcji, a Afryka dopomina się tankowania. Karmie siebie i Afri. Omijam nudne autostrady węgierskie, tnę bocznymi drogami przez miasta i wsie. Jest wcześnie rano. Na drogach spokój, ruch niewielki. Tnę równo i sparwnie.
Tak dojeżdżam do granicy H – HR. Przelatuje krótki odcinek przez chorwackimi drogi i wsie. Na stacji benzynowej kapuje się, że pękł mi tłumik w motocyklu na dwie części, i mam okopconą jedną stronę motocykla. Szukam jakiegoś warsztatu ze spawarką, ale nigdzie nie mają. Olewam temat i obieram drogę na Sarajevo. Pewny siebie nie włączam GPS, póki co jestem w cywilizacji. Ale mylę drogę i ląduje na małym przejściu tylko dla obywateli HR i BiH. Strażnik za żadną cenę nie chce mnie wpuścić do Bośni. Nadkładam 30km i wracam na drogę na Slavonski/Bosanski Brod. Szybka odprawa i jestem w Bośni i Hercegovinie. Cały czas od rana pada lekki deszcz. Drogi wąskie, masa tirów, trzeba ciągle wyprzedzać by dojechać do mety za dnia. Kieruje się na Visoko. Miejscowość znajdującą się 30km przed Sarejevem. Serbski archeolog odkrył tam górę, wyglądającą jak piramida. Wpisane przeze mnie współrzędne w GPS prowadzą prosto pod obiekt.

day 2 (1,020km) - slovakia, hungary, croatia, bosnia and hercegovina, montenegro.
whatever happens due to take off. take off at camp's gate at 6:30am and then: gyor, szekensfehervar, mohacs (hun), osijek (cro), visoko, sarajevo, foca (bih), niksić i kotor (montenegro). now it's a puzzle. it was raining and brembo squeezed two remaining pizza slices (remember? they must have be quite smelly at that point) between africa's cylinders. than, he says, after 70 kilos slices were hot enough to bite. at the hungarian/hercegovinian border it was noticed that silencer was in two pieces (those honda pieces of shit ) and in smoke all over. no welding shop so they kept riding to sarajevo. an extra 30 kilos must have been logged as brembo didn't bothered to use gps and tried to pass herc/bosnian border in passage for locals only.
narrow roads, passing trucks in rain to get to visoko, 30km before sarajevo. pyramid mountain was discovered there by serbian archeologist. some researches proves the mountain is empty inside. at least this is what they say.





visoko pyramid

Originally Posted by brembo

Wracam z powrotem na drogę. Tuż przed Sarajevem świeżo położona autostrada, chyba jedyna w całej Bośni, choć tylko 25km.
Jestem już za stolicą Bośni. Zwiedzę ją w drodze powrotnej. Jadę dalej. 3cie już tego dnia tankowanie. Wacha na Bałkanach w kosztuje tyle co u nas. Na stacjach benzynowych jem byle co, nawet nie wyłączam grzanych manetek. Zostało mi 90km do granicy z Czarnogórą, i 250km do Kotoru. Paliwa powinno wystarczyć.
Droga od ostatniego tankowania zaczyna biec miedzy kanionami, górami.. pomimo, że nie jest zbyt ciepło i od rana pada, widoki zaczynają mi rekompensować zmęczenie, i trudy jazdy.

on the way to sarajevo, only one 25km of higway in whole bosnia. canyons on the way to montenegro and kator:





mountains over piva river

Originally Posted by brembo

I tak dojeżdżam do Czarnogóry. Coraz bardziej pada, ale widoki coraz ładniejsze. Dobre opony pozwalają na pokonywanie różnorakich przeszkód, i stabilne prowadzenie na nienajlepszych górskich drogach.

in such a scenery he got to montenegro. still raining but tires were fresh. good combo for obstacles, quite stable on secondary mountain roads.









piva river:



tbc...

[priller]

damn, i was typing for an hour about day 1 and then added day 2 by editing insted of quoting...

[JoshTrent]

I spent 2 weeks in Hungary and I loved it! There is so much history.. and the sights are friggin amazing! I can't wait to read.. and see your trip!

[scottr]