I'll give you a goddam ride report - Page 2

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 04:30 PM

yep.

just regular

ordinary

folks.

yep.

AceRph · 07-05-2003, 04:34 PM

Hey Flug!

Did you have your bike washed twice? Save your receipts. MD Assoc donations are tax deductable. You dedication to duty is becoming legendary. I'm starting to think that the presidency is not enough.

Nachtflug for King of the AdvRiders!!!

P. Urquell · 07-05-2003, 04:35 PM

... by putting money in their bikini string?

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 04:35 PM

yep, real nice girls, no bike too big or too small. bring em on, one and all.

hey my brother just wandered in and said theres food to be had at his house, the heck with these broads I'm outta here.

fuck youuuuuuuuuuu fish!!

Mack · 07-05-2003, 04:41 PM

I bet nachtflug, err, I mean our "king" has had that KTM in his closet all this time. Bet he carried it on his shoulder as he rode to the "Great Wash of 2003," his trusty camera in the other hand, as he went forth to do good in the world.

Rider · 07-05-2003, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Said nachtflug:
but its not all bad. personally I like the recruiting drives, when I get to meet with potential new chapter members and get to know them on a more personal level. hey bmwrider, bet you ain't got this on your smugmug.

You're goddam right I don't, you bastidge.

RockyRaccoon · 07-05-2003, 04:53 PM

Excuse me, Mr. President, did you or did you not have sexual relations with these women?

Gordy · 07-05-2003, 05:07 PM

Those poor, poor, undernourished women. You can almost see their bones!:tongue
Hey.....what's that.....I can almost see mine!
Gordy

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 05:53 PM

nothing like a free meal, escpecially when my sister in law big jennifer's servin it up, cos she always likes to give me a hard time. too bad jenny.

hey who cares about girls in bathing suits, particularly brunettes without breast implants in bathing suits. not me.

hey Advrider Piet Boonstra stopped by, thats him on the right. Hes been to Alaska 5-6 times, and was given the AMA's Rider of the year at Americade this year I heard. Not bad for 76 or so, hes got a book out called Motorcycling Stories=Adventure Touring, and hes been everywhere twice. Good book, Piets good people.

flyingmonkey · 07-05-2003, 06:00 PM

NIIIIICE!!!...you do have leadership qualities.
...so where is this layover located?

FM.

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 06:01 PM

Good idea AceRph.

Hey who the hell cares about Piet Boonstra. Back to the women. If I saw it once I saw it a half a dozen times, they'd get done washing a bike, and the owners wandered off to drool over some limited anniversary special classic custom genuine numbered edition Harley Davidson gas grill. Heres the girls trying to locate the owner to push it to the tent for the blow drying they provide. Gotta love the Harley guys.

Yeah buddy.

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 06:06 PM

Kurt,

I look you right in the eye and I will tell you, I did not have sexual relations with those women.

They turned me down.

Now I need to get back to the job I elected myself to do, and that is running the New England Chapter of Advrider as its president.

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 06:10 PM

there were a few of them Bourgette things there, those $40K sucker bikes. Big deal who cares.

AceRph · 07-05-2003, 06:15 PM

Holy Smokes!

The one on the right looks like she's trying to get away with one of the royal jewels by hiding it in her belly button. I think I saw the other one in the belly button of the tall one. Yep...there it is.

You better watch your jewels, King Nachtflug!

Are those chicks from California? Our bikes are gonna need some washing at the Sierra ride. Bring 'em along.

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 06:22 PM

I'll do my best Ace, may need a maxivan.

You can just hear the Saturday morning fire house chat.

Hey Chief, you want me to go get the Jeep washed.

Na it doesn't need it.

You sure?

Na it doesn't need it.

You sure its kind of dirty.

Na I said its OK.

You sure its kind of dirty?

Jesus H Christ quit bothering me go wash the damn thing if you think its so dirty!

OK Chief.

07-05-2003, 04:34 PM	#17
AceRph Stossel for POTUS Joined: Jan 2003 Location: Where the stupidest people on earth run things Oddometer: 23,762	Hey Flug! Did you have your bike washed twice? Save your receipts. MD Assoc donations are tax deductable. You dedication to duty is becoming legendary. I'm starting to think that the presidency is not enough. Nachtflug for King of the AdvRiders!!! __________________ Equal to all of you of roads and good luck! - krokodil al-kashi “We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer.” —”Extreme Behavior in Aspen,” February 3, 2003

07-05-2003, 04:35 PM	#18
P. Urquell Martini Taste Tester Joined: Oct 2001 Oddometer: 923	Did you tip... ... by putting money in their bikini string?

07-05-2003, 04:41 PM	#20
Mack Gone, but never forgotten. RIP, Mack... Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Austin, Texas USA Native Oregonian Oddometer: 3,797	I bet nachtflug, err, I mean our "king" has had that KTM in his closet all this time. Bet he carried it on his shoulder as he rode to the "Great Wash of 2003," his trusty camera in the other hand, as he went forth to do good in the world. __________________ Ã–sterreichische MotorrÃ¤der und deutsche Autos. Wie wundervoll kann das Leben sein

07-05-2003, 04:53 PM	#22
RockyRaccoon Found:Gideon's Bible Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Collapsed in the Corner Oddometer: 53,650	How many have you bagged? Excuse me, Mr. President, did you or did you not have sexual relations with these women? __________________ It's only a scratch. “It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought.” -- John Kenneth Galbraith

07-05-2003, 06:00 PM	#25
flyingmonkey Breathe...just breathe. Joined: Jun 2003 Location: NYC Oddometer: 448	NIIIIICE!!!...you do have leadership qualities. ...so where is this layover located? FM. __________________ '04 BMW R1150GS Adventure (Sold) '04 H-D Dyna Wide Glide (Somewhere in Czech Rep.) '02 H-D Night Train (Traded) '08 BMW R1200GS (Sold) '07 H-D Dyna Wide Glide (Current Jackhammer)

07-05-2003, 04:30 PM	#16
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,854	yep. just regular ordinary folks. yep.

07-05-2003, 05:07 PM	#23
Gordy Team Listo Joined: Dec 2001 Location: NM Oddometer: 18,298	Those poor, poor, undernourished women. You can almost see their bones!:tongue Hey.....what's that.....I can almost see mine! Gordy

07-05-2003, 05:53 PM	#24
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,854	nothing like a free meal, escpecially when my sister in law big jennifer's servin it up, cos she always likes to give me a hard time. too bad jenny. hey who cares about girls in bathing suits, particularly brunettes without breast implants in bathing suits. not me. hey Advrider Piet Boonstra stopped by, thats him on the right. Hes been to Alaska 5-6 times, and was given the AMA's Rider of the year at Americade this year I heard. Not bad for 76 or so, hes got a book out called Motorcycling Stories=Adventure Touring, and hes been everywhere twice. Good book, Piets good people.

07-05-2003, 06:01 PM	#26
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,854	Good idea AceRph. Hey who the hell cares about Piet Boonstra. Back to the women. If I saw it once I saw it a half a dozen times, they'd get done washing a bike, and the owners wandered off to drool over some limited anniversary special classic custom genuine numbered edition Harley Davidson gas grill. Heres the girls trying to locate the owner to push it to the tent for the blow drying they provide. Gotta love the Harley guys. Yeah buddy.

07-05-2003, 06:06 PM	#27
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,854	Kurt, I look you right in the eye and I will tell you, I did not have sexual relations with those women. They turned me down. Now I need to get back to the job I elected myself to do, and that is running the New England Chapter of Advrider as its president.

07-05-2003, 06:10 PM	#28
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,854	there were a few of them Bourgette things there, those $40K sucker bikes. Big deal who cares.

07-05-2003, 06:15 PM	#29
AceRph Stossel for POTUS Joined: Jan 2003 Location: Where the stupidest people on earth run things Oddometer: 23,762	Holy Smokes! The one on the right looks like she's trying to get away with one of the royal jewels by hiding it in her belly button. I think I saw the other one in the belly button of the tall one. Yep...there it is. You better watch your jewels, King Nachtflug! Are those chicks from California? Our bikes are gonna need some washing at the Sierra ride. Bring 'em along. __________________ Equal to all of you of roads and good luck! - krokodil al-kashi “We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer.” —”Extreme Behavior in Aspen,” February 3, 2003

07-05-2003, 06:22 PM	#30
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,854	I'll do my best Ace, may need a maxivan. You can just hear the Saturday morning fire house chat. Hey Chief, you want me to go get the Jeep washed. Na it doesn't need it. You sure? Na it doesn't need it. You sure its kind of dirty. Na I said its OK. You sure its kind of dirty? Jesus H Christ quit bothering me go wash the damn thing if you think its so dirty! OK Chief.

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