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Old 03-18-2013, 04:10 PM   #9736
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Russ is a good kid, and just as cocky as I was when I was 20!!
I'll make sure to pack extra water for you!

Bring a few bucks for gas and lunch.......and oh. some oil......
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:16 PM   #9737
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"not looking to pick fights with anyone on here. though ill defend myself to the best of my ability if im being bashed. fuh that noise! ;)"

Hmm. Just an observation, but you've pretty much done the internet equivalent of walking into a biker bar in a pink Tutu and asking if anybody can push in your stool.
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:18 PM   #9738
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Damn Russ 35 lb weight loss??? Get your strength up and make sure you are ready to ride. And yes bring Water. Wanker!!
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:51 PM   #9739
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Russ is a good kid, and just as cocky as I was when I was 20!!
I'll make sure to pack extra water for you!

Bring a few bucks for gas and lunch.......and oh. some oil......
Alright!! least I have someone on my side! Hey about that extra water, i took one of the 5 gasoline bladders off a buddys 4 wheeler, im gonna shove that baby in the back of my backpack and fill er up with nice refreshing spring water. I should be good to last at least until the gas fumes and residue knocks me out.

but really, in all seriousness, I'll bring extra water this time. I learned you can never have too much water on the last ride. and im bringing extra $$ to buy one of those big gnarly burgers with the fried cheese at that small restaurant. those things are like having a lap dance on your taste buds!
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:01 PM   #9740
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Too late for that.
It's a chucklehead pile-on and your gonna have to use your keyboard skills to show those fistfuckers you can't be pushed around.
psh! im way past that point now, in a month or whenever, im gonna give my fingertips a break and let my riding do the talkin! ill surprise everybody how well this crippled can handle a bike!

but hey, if Sanjoh is gonna bark and knock on my bike sayin it will seize up, im gonna bite! Though in case you didn't know i was totally kidding in the first place, I'm just having a good laugh! its you guys who ate big platefuls of "Seriousness" this morning
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:08 PM   #9741
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psh! im way past that point now, in a month or whenever, im gonna give my fingertips a break and let my riding do the talkin! ill surprise everybody how well this crippled can handle a bike!

but hey, if Sanjoh is gonna bark and knock on my bike sayin it will seize up, im gonna bite! Though in case you didn't know i was totally kidding in the first place, I'm just having a good laugh! its you guys who ate big platefuls of "Seriousness" this morning
Don't forget you'll be riding with some "old" Guys....better bring you Game Wanker....lol. Eat your Wheaties....lol

On a serious side...the Pilot jet is super important when you street a Smoker...go a size bigger on the Pilot atleast...When you chop that throttle after a WFO run...bike will run lean & heat seize...it took me 2 hours to learn this on brand new 300 KTM...
Bike looks great...it's a yamaha...it's tough! Remember to lock her up!

Johnny Africa

PS: It's probably past your bedtime....go to bed before we call your Mom & tell her your looking at Porn on the Internet.....Wanker
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:46 PM   #9742
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Don't forget you'll be riding with some "old" Guys....better bring you Game Wanker....lol. Eat your Wheaties....lol

On a serious side...the Pilot jet is super important when you street a Smoker...go a size bigger on the Pilot atleast...When you chop that throttle after a WFO run...bike will run lean & heat seize...it took me 2 hours to learn this on brand new 300 KTM...
Bike looks great...it's a yamaha...it's tough! Remember to lock her up!

Johnny Africa

PS: It's probably past your bedtime....go to bed before we call your Mom & tell her your looking at Porn on the Internet.....Wanker
thanks for the pilot jet tip! It was super hard to start when hot originally. stock size is a 40 and the prev owner put in a 50. surprised the bike would even start at all. it will be getting locked up! im gonna invest in one of those gps tracker devices and hide it under the seat or something like that. if the bike gets stolen, ill know where it is!
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:01 AM   #9743
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power of youth! and im one determined motherfucker! i dont let a broken wrist or broken kneecap weigh me down! its something i have in my DNA called the Y chromosome its a shame you don't have one....
You'll have to do a bit more growing to really fit into your Alpha Male-saying. By the time I was your age I had bought and then sold for a substantial profit my first business. Y chromosome? you'll be hard pressed to find many FF's around here that are lacking in the masculinity department, son.
But to walk around with your ass on your shoulders because you feel the need to try to piss on everyone's leg- well that doesn't go over well in a pool of alpha males Post less and read more. You'll be better off in the long run. I've been around here for awhile now, and the newbies like you never stick around very long. I've seen it time after time.

I'm happy to see that you can also out mechanic the lot of us. Keep up the good work
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:54 AM   #9744
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im dealin with alot here, i just want to come out and ride and have a good time. not looking to pick fights with anyone on here.
The problem here is this isn't High School and you are pretty much a n00b here. You come in talken shit like someone with a small dick trying to be a bigshot.
Tone down your rhertioic and come out and ride some with the asylum. Then you can talk shit once we know you are not a total Dickhead.
Now go get me a fucking beer.

BTW what got you your vacation to banned camp? Maybe that could be a hint?

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Old 03-19-2013, 06:03 AM   #9745
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Now go get me a fucking beer.

I don't think he's old enough.
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:09 AM   #9746
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Hey men!

Poking around and ran into this.... I'd love to come up for a ride and will be checking in to see when you all get out for a day or two

I hope riding a 650L in the sand will be ok

I'm officially old now after hitting the big Five 0....Your gonna have to take it easy on the old guy
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:19 AM   #9747
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I hope riding a 650L in the sand will be ok
Don't sandbag us: we know you had the L up to the Scrub

I'd come out but my kickstand broke.
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Old 03-19-2013, 07:28 AM   #9748
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Are any of you headed to the Beaver at Crawford's in April?
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Old 03-19-2013, 07:32 AM   #9749
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Watt's up Mike?! Long time no see!
What happened to the KTM that you're relegated to the BRP?
We did ONF a couple a weeks ago.....we need some rain bad!!

Sub Zero / Russ has ridden with us before.
He used to have a 650L but while he wasn't looking it upped and walked away.
I believe he has Dr.Z's ability to piss people off and like Eloy, applies it for no other reason than because its fun.

Like I said before, he's a good kid......and he's obviously good at pushing some of your buttons.

Y'all need to "HARDEN THE FUCK UP"!!!!

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Old 03-19-2013, 07:33 AM   #9750
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The problem here is this isn't High School and you are pretty much a n00b here. You come in talken shit like someone with a small dick trying to be a bigshot.
Tone down your rhertioic and come out and ride some with the asylum. Then you can talk shit once we know you are not a total Dickhead.
Now go get me a fucking beer.

BTW what got you your vacation to banned camp? Maybe that could be a hint?

Go get 'em BIG DOG !!!

I think Jay-Dee just put Russ in a sleeper hold....

Come out and ride Russ....
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