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Old 05-25-2009, 12:52 PM   #856
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MotoSyberia 2009 Reactivation!

MotoSyberia goes to HELL!

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Old 05-25-2009, 01:06 PM   #857
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So we have a new updated more evil team:

Mirek also known as Man Of Sin (also known as MotoSyberia 2007 destruction machine strong stomak until a Tajik salmonella ice cream got him down)

Mirek has changed. He will not forgive any female or male on his path. He is always slow and accurate in his punishment. He also likes to curse and spit.
He is a good friend of Rihanna.

Favorite color: black
Favorite bend: Morbid Angel





Pawel also known as the Wicked One. *NEW* guy in MotoSyberia team. Travelled a lot on Yamaha TT600RE and Yamaha Tenere before. This guy has been followed by deamons all his life. He must pay for his sins which are unbelivable. He also likes to curse and spit. His thoughts are so disgusting I wanna throw up

Favorite color: black
Favorite bend: KAT



Grzechu also known as the Son of perdition. *NEW* guy in MotoSyberia team. He has been always walking on the good side, travelled a lot on normal means of transport, but has decided to follow the only true and powerfull master, he has decide to choose the dark side. His favorite sin is putting spokes in gorol's (non-silesian-human) wheels. He also likes to curse and spit.

Favorite color: black
Favorite bend: ChristeAgony




And myself Mac also known as the King of the bottomless pit.

I m so bad I wanna throw up. My favorite sin is not returning change to Mum after shopping. I also like to curse and spit.
The only true master the chosen one, lord of the darkness made me do this.
I will be serving him with crual pleasure...and errection.

Favorite color: black
Favorite bend: Obituary




PS: Safran aint going unfortunately; he choosed procreation over recreation;
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Old 05-25-2009, 01:34 PM   #858
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Old 05-25-2009, 02:24 PM   #859
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The Bike

We went to Him for more instructions.
He told us "KTM Adventure too reliable, too good, too heavy! You must ride evil machine!"

The Only One entered to his Evil Doom Machine a really disgusting algorithm with ancountable terrible number of variables. The equation was so disgusting I wanted to throw up.



The Evil Doom Machine was counting and counting for 77 days and exploded. But just before exploding the Evil Doom Machine threw up some magma with a message:

E X C 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0

I knew satan is crazy but no no... He is even more crazy. But then his overwelming crualty embraced us. We immediately fell in love in the idea of riding this evil machine to hell.



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Old 05-25-2009, 04:05 PM   #860
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Magadan, I can see "some" kinde of similarity between Magadan and Cape Town;

Fuck..., I have been trying to get out of this shit-hole (Cape Town) for more than 2 years now, now I know why.

This was posted some years back I know, just have to say I love your style..., riding, ride reporting, pictures the whole lot.
Guys like you are keeping my dream alive.
For now I am only exploring 2 days out of Cape Town, all I can afford, but one good thing about Cape Town is that you do not have to go far for real adventure.









I've been thinking of posting some of these with a ride report but after reading about your epic trip I'll rather shut-up.

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Old 05-25-2009, 08:08 PM   #861
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Dustdevil - adv protocol is not to hijack another RR thread with your own RR.
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Old 05-25-2009, 08:31 PM   #862
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WHERE IS HELL ????
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Old 05-25-2009, 10:06 PM   #863
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Dustdevil - adv protocol is not to hijack another RR thread with your own RR.
Not hijacking, I hope!!!!, only elaborating on the similarities between Cape Town & Magadan.
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Old 05-26-2009, 02:15 AM   #864
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WHERE IS HELL ????
You need to go east east east east east very deep east. When you will start feeling fetor of surful you are almost there or you have been eating some good heavy stuff recently.

There are big and ugly black gates.



OPEN THE GATE! OPEN THE GATE! - shall a person wanting to enter HELL shout;

then its almost there; just need to jump a little bit on the right;

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Old 05-26-2009, 04:30 AM   #865
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:37 AM   #866
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:57 AM   #867
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Omsuchkan and then? Anadyr?
"There is no continuous road connecting Anadyr with Magadan. Some Russian trucks did make it x country to Provideniye on a round-the-world trip a few years back but they had extensive support".
I hope rivers will be low this year...

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Omsuchkan and then? Anadyr?
"There is no continuous road connecting Anadyr with Magadan. Some Russian trucks did make it x country to Provideniye on a round-the-world trip a few years back but they had extensive support".
I hope rivers will be low this year...

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Old 05-26-2009, 08:30 AM   #869
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Old 05-26-2009, 11:53 AM   #870
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Hello to all moto addicted people;

So MotoSyberia Reactivation is about Reactivating MotoSyberia.

We start were we have finished MotoSyberia 2007 and want to continue north east;
So the plan is to have some fun in mudd and then to get from Magadan to Chukotka by land through northern Kamchatka.
We begin where MotoSyberia ended in 2007, so we will tele-transport ourselfs the evil way with all the equipment to Magadan.

The first part of tele-transportation will be organized by Wojtek (from MotoAfryka).
The other part of tele-transportation will be organized by the devil himsel,
because it's a mistery how to soar such a big amount of heavy stuff in the air.




After landing in Magadan we go streight to a Chinees restaurant, where you can eat a really delicious pig in sweet-sour sauce.

To see where is it in the worlds:



From here we will drive to Omsukchan, although it would be better to get a truck, to keep knobes fresh and digest the sweet & sour pig in peace.
Here we have arrived to areas where there is no travelling overland in summer.
Swamps, rivers, cute bears and mosquitos. In winter it's also calm.
All traffic to Chukotka goes thrugh the Kolyma zimnik (winter road) and then through the northern parts of Chukotka.
There are no zimnik's going to Kamchatka this way either.

We will be passing throug 2 villages: Evensk and Kamenskoye.
These villages have contact with the outside world only by sea and by air.
Until 2007 guys from US were building a zimnik from Omsukchan to a gold mine (towards the north-east).
From there it was possible to get to Evensk.

I managed to contact few specialists in this region (hunters, drivers going to Kubaka gold mine in winter)
and any such conversation ends in a sad statement "Malciki, there is no chance you even get to Evensk".
I found a way to deal with this. I dont ask any question about this route and avoid this sensitive topic.
Alleluya and go go go!



Plan minimum: Omsukchan - Evensk

Evensk looks to be so close, that we just must get there.
Even if it means walking there with the bike on the back.

Plan orgasm 1: get to northern Kamchatka (Koriak AO)

The part from Evensk (or Gizhiga) to Kamenskoye looks to be the most difficult of all difficult parts we will cross.
It will be even harder than I can imagine now. How many times harder?
The first person to know this will be my mother through a sat phone.

Plan multiple orgasm: A) get to Chukotka, B) or get to southern Kamchatka

Our main problems during summer 2009 will be:
- swamps (yerk! its so discousting I dont even want to think about this)
- rivers, but I mean RIVERS; we are still thinking about this problem; we have few ideas: Grzesiek will be happy to give his KTM for the Big Water Tests;
- fuel - no metter how I count it's not enough; Grzesiek will be happy to go to Evensk or Kamenskoye by foot and bring some fuel; this boy is very optimistic about this trip;
- food - no metter how I count it's not enough; from all temptations that satan prepared for us, food is the one I love the most; we will have dry food with us and I hope we will catch some fish finally;
- bears - what? go away you hairy monster!
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