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Old 04-24-2007, 03:46 AM   #16
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Sorry to interupt...

Please be a careful who you could offend.

This site is worldwide and the Aussie forum gets more than its share of interest. Please Think would you tell this joke to locals in America? France? or at a Gay bar?

...end of announcement...
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:29 AM   #17
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Sorry to interupt...

Please be a careful who you could offend.

This site is worldwide and the Aussie forum gets more than its share of interest. Please Think would you tell this joke to locals in America? France? or at a Gay bar?

...end of announcement...

yup.... ive told my joke in scotland.... in gay bars and around campfires.... altho i havent been to france yet... ill keep the french in mind.

but thanks for the heads up there mate.....
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:44 AM   #18
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Well ok to follow that last post, and seeing that Mothers Days is coming up




There`s an American, an Englishman, and an Australian sitting in a bar disscussing what they got there mothers for Mothers Day.
The Englishman and the Aussie turn to the Yank and ask.
"So what did you get your Mother for Mothers Day?"
Well says the yank(insert yank accent here) I got my mother some dianonds and some pearls. If she doesnt like the diamonds she can have the pearls.

Ok.
So the Yank and the Aussie ask the Pom what he got his mother for Mothers Day.
Well says the Pom(insert accent here) I got my mother some Channel No. 5 and some Estee`Lauder body lotion. If she doesnt like the Channel No. 5, she can always use the body lotions.

Ok.
So the Pom and the Yank ask the Aussie what he got his mother for Mothers Day.
Well say the Aussie(insert accent here) I got my mother a pair of thongs and a Vibrater. If she doesnt like the thongs she can go F@#k herself
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:49 AM   #19
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(Indignant pom)
I could never imagine my mother in a thong....go forth you piratey pervert!

p.s. is Muttha just half a word?
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:00 AM   #20
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Please be a careful who you could offend.

This site is worldwide and the Aussie forum gets more than its share of interest. Please Think would you tell this joke to locals in America? France? or at a Gay bar?

...end of announcement...
Not wanting to offend anyone...

How do you seat four moderators on a bar stool...???


















Turn it upside down...
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:08 AM   #21
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Old 04-24-2007, 07:19 AM   #22
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The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,
looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks
the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in
the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where
the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:





"Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"


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Old 04-24-2007, 08:02 AM   #23
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"What will a bad taste joke about a school get you."
Banned very fast. Stackator & Jolly Rodger both ended up with litle holidays.

Take the hint and drop the bad taste shit.




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Old 04-24-2007, 03:25 PM   #24
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Not wanting to offend anyone...

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Turn it upside down...
Now thats bloody funny
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:47 PM   #25
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From one of the 4 guys sitting on the stool...


Technically the sort of stuff in this thread should be in Jo Momma's, but our hosts give us a fair bit of slack to play around in the Regional forums.

But as I posted before, please think about what you post. This forum is publicly accessible from all over the world.

If you were in a country that just had 31 innocent children shot would you see it as funny?

Please think about what you post, before you post it.
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:55 PM   #26
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Technically the sort of stuff in this thread should be in Jo Momma's, but our hosts give us a fair bit of slack to play around in the Regional forums.

But as I posted before, please think about what you post. This forum is publicly accessible from all over the world.

If you were in a country that just had 31 innocent children shot would you see it as funny?

Please think about what you post, before you post it.
how many "dingo ate my baby jokes were there"?
how many "NASA= need another seven astronauts" jokes were there?

i admit i laughed at a few of the "crikey!!" jokes,
i see jokes as a way for society to ease pain- smoothing the path from grief to legend...
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:51 PM   #27
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Didn't see any shooting kids jokes.
If there were i'd agree.

Most of the gay guys i've worked with (as colleagues, to pre emt the responses) would see the humour.
The marginalised females commented on hate men anyway. Although I worked with a gay woman who once put her arm around my shoulders and, observing some nubile young ladies, said, "Fark me. Check that out".
I felt quite accepted.

I take your point AS
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Old 04-24-2007, 08:52 PM   #28
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Didn't see any shooting kids jokes.
If there were i'd agree....
Twice posted, twice deleted, two bannings.
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:30 PM   #29
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I understand why Stack got the holiday.

How are the lengths of holidays determined ?

Is there a guide for this?

Eg

Less in this iinstance eg naive stupidity (eg Stack [sorry mate]).

and

More for first degree persistent racial nastiness?
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Old 04-24-2007, 11:09 PM   #30
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I understand why Stack got the holiday.

How are the lengths of holidays determined ?

Is there a guide for this?

Eg

Less in this iinstance eg naive stupidity (eg Stack [sorry mate]).

and

More for first degree persistent racial nastiness?
Pretty much it. I try and figure out where the line is amongst ourselves and the other Mods pretty smartly tell me when we have found one of their lines. One day for stupidity to three days for a minor nasty thing. Weeks or more depending on who you piss off how much.

In this case it was my guess at being enough to appease the ones it offended, while not being too hard on Stack for sticking his head up at the wrond time and saying the wrong thing.
Jolly Roger being number 2 got hit a little harder as he had warning of sorts.
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