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Old 05-07-2012, 09:02 AM   #5041
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My kit includes the following:
  • Two tin cans and 100 feet of string. Must throw one can off the bike as I go over the side.
  • A flint to light my farts to start a fire
  • A picture of Jim's wife's boobs in case I'm there for a while
  • A box of tissues to wipe my tears away
  • Two cases of beer (I know you were all waiting for that one)
  • One can of invisibility spray just in case a hungry cougar or bear comes by
  • One $500 gift certificate to Happy Endings Massage parlor in Whittier to reward the person who hauls me back up.



















































































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Old 05-07-2012, 11:17 AM   #5042
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:15 PM   #5043
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One $500 gift certificate to Happy Endings Massage parlor in Whittier to reward the person who hauls me back up.
How many happy endings do you get with that, I mean messages. I'm going to follow you around up there
just in case....
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:24 PM   #5044
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How many happy endings do you get with that, I mean messages. I'm going to follow you around up there
just in case....
I think the amount of happy endings you get is related to how long it takes to get there. They charge by the half hour you know.
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:41 PM   #5045
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I think the amount of happy endings you get is related to how long it takes to get there. They charge by the half hour you know.
30 minutes = 60 happy endings.
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:28 PM   #5046
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Thats ALOT of happy endings.......
Now lets talk about riding.....How about a ride this satuerday the 11th? Meet at cooks......9am.....And I want to see theGrinch again and take our little detour near four corners (Jimmy's Trail). I know Swiller and his Dakar are up for it.....Anybody else????
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:35 PM   #5047
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Thats ALOT of happy endings.......
Now lets talk about riding.....How about a ride this satuerday the 11th? Meet at cooks......9am.....And I want to see theGrinch again and take our little detour near four corners (Jimmy's Trail). I know Swiller and his Dakar are up for it.....Anybody else????
Son's last soccer game (I'm the coach) and then post season party afterwards keeps me out. We are 11-0 for the season . Won our last game 9-0.
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:37 PM   #5048
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Bummer Rob.....I enjoyed riding with your crazy ass friday!
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:41 PM   #5049
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oh yes......Good luck on an unbeaten season!
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:19 PM   #5050
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Now lets talk about riding.....How about a ride this satuerday the 11th? Meet at cooks......9am.....And I want to see theGrinch again and take our little detour near four corners (Jimmy's Trail). I know Swiller and his Dakar are up for it.....Anybody else????
Let's do it...



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Old 05-08-2012, 02:40 PM   #5051
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Right on the Grinch.....Swiller wants to try and make it to old camp via Trabuco Creek too. We can discuss all this when we meet at Cooks....
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:53 PM   #5052
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I should be back from Vegas on Friday. If I'm not dead tired Im in. Will let you know for sure one way or the other.
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:56 PM   #5053
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Id love to meet/ride with you Mr Thumbs........I think you may already know Swiller
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:07 PM   #5054
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Id love to meet/ride with you Mr Thumbs........I think you may already know Swiller
Why would you think that?
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:09 PM   #5055
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Just a hunch!
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