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Old 05-09-2013, 07:55 AM   #376
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"Who is crazy now?"

Is that a rhetorical question?


You were lucky when the bikes fell over they didn't leak oil on your manicured lawn.

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Old 05-14-2013, 12:19 PM   #377
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Thank you for taking the time to post your adventures!

I dig your taste in music. Whitey Morgan and the 78s just played here two weeks ago and it was unreal. Love the DAC sticker too.
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Old 05-20-2013, 06:05 AM   #378
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Thank you for taking the time to post your adventures!

I dig your taste in music. Whitey Morgan and the 78s just played here two weeks ago and it was unreal. Love the DAC sticker too.
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Whitey Morgan is a natural Flint Badass and one of the only guys you can see with a natural peddle steel guitar player.

I woke up from a nap this weekend in a decreasing radius turn about to pile into a bunch of bretheren on high buck bikes only to see this.



1200 miles 3 days. average 50.5 mpg

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Old 05-20-2013, 09:35 AM   #379
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I've been worried sick about you,

Vermin: I was terrified that you had gone off on yet another truck-driver-esque tangent. Nice to see you back on the straight and narrow!?!
Live on and proper.
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Old 05-20-2013, 10:23 AM   #380
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Cackification~resistance is futile!

All right, Vermin and Cack are back!!!
Monday just improved!
I have to agree with Shooby, as a fan of Adams, Barry and McManus,
you rank right up there with them!
Looking forward to the endless planning, lies, er, tale spinning and general mayhem of a trip in the making.
PS Are you sure the backyard wasn't the site of some inter-species spooning?
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Old 05-20-2013, 05:51 PM   #381
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Just stumbled upon this, ride on man! Hilarious.....
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Old 05-20-2013, 06:16 PM   #382
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<------ Proud long-time owner of a "Rabid Cack Fan" t-shirt.

Good to see you on the interwebz again, Reverend Vermin.
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Old 05-20-2013, 07:58 PM   #383
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Hi/Low Bars - Cack brilliance

The latest Cackmods are Fab! If you have not yet attempted it, find foil from nearby dumpster, (or backyard) wrap loosely around corn cob (preferably whole) and place in oven/exhaust (Cackiln?) and grill for approximately *preferred doneness miles.

*As an aspiring travel chef, I proudly cooked successfully in this fashion on my truck's exhaust manifolds (truckiln?) along with chili but transitioned to not doing that when the chili shorted out coils, starters, wiring harnesses and stuff after it escaped the can at great velocity due to exceeding preferred doneness miles.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:46 AM   #384
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Say it ain't so!

There is an insidious rumor going around wherein The Verm - packing a holesaw on a cordless drill -
is actually SELLING key-fob-sized PIECES OF CACK to whosoever will!


Has it really come down to this?!?!?!



(And what will be the end result???)


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Old 07-17-2013, 11:10 AM   #385
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Awesome.

This picture was taken just after I had kicked off the front lower radiator cowling. I pray to god no one from the Pacific Coast web site sees this or I will be lynched. The mere breaking off of a tab sends them into a state of apoplexy.

..... Thought no one else would dare use that word, it's one of my faves, along with verisimilitude.
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Old 07-18-2013, 06:17 PM   #386
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I've spoken with my accountant. If I liquidate a few
of my retirement funds, I'll be able to free-up a small
chunk of the filthy lucre required to take possession of
said key fob.

Kindly add my name to the list of admirer/cannibals.

*(please don't drill into the gas tank for my day-glo morsel)*

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Old 07-27-2013, 01:11 PM   #387
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There is an insidious rumor going around wherein The Verm - packing a holesaw on a cordless drill -
is actually SELLING key-fob-sized PIECES OF CACK to whosoever will!
ok ok it is true i will be selling bite size hunks of cack because

"THE END IS DEAR"

I was hanging out with some blokes at a campground in the mountains and layed out my plan to finance my next adventure (which ideally will be cacks last) by selling off cack one piece at a time. I call it the Lyndsey Lohan approach, fame will consume the famous. The more people read my next ride report which will be absolutely epic and on my own terms the faster cacks destruction will come to fruition.

Anyway a most rightgeous dude named otto on a triumph bonneville blurted out that he would give $20 for a hunk, SOLD! He axed me where he could cut his hunk from and i said I dont give a rats ass.

with trembling hands he augered a hole into CaCks quivering flanks. Of course the pilot drill in my antique hole saw bored a hole in the coolant resivwore and brown coolant fell out on the ground





so he took his hunk and ran with glee over to his friends

leaving me to figure out how to keep the rest of the brown crap in the bottle.

i consequently rooted around in the tray of a handy lawn implement and found a big ass screw and turned it into the hole waalaa fixed


Then i went haulin ass up over some pass on a soupy dirt road up near 11,000 ft. and then kicked back on I-70 and blasted home at the speed of light

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Old 07-30-2013, 06:22 AM   #388
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Golly, Verm! Your fans are just falling all over themselves with questions, comments and offers, aren't they?

You would've at least expected some sort of huge emotional outcry - but all I'm hearing is crickets.

Thanks for the update, though. I'm sure a number of us Tree-Hugging Recycler types are pleased to realize that the grocery buggy you sawed up was well past its prime - and in perfect condition to become an appendage of CACK!



(It actually appears to have led a very similar life!)
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Old 07-30-2013, 07:36 AM   #389
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hehehehe

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You would've at least expected some sort of huge emotional outcry - but all I'm hearing is crickets.

Be still my pretties....



Stay tuned for the "Curiosity Killed the Rat" chapter of the Cack Chronicles. Or as I call it the Angina Monologues
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Old 07-30-2013, 12:23 PM   #390
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Are those from angina jollies one woman show?

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