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Old 09-25-2014, 11:39 AM   #1
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Illudium Q86 Disruptive Space Modulator

This has been an especially shitty week.

And I have loads of 'em lately.

But this week, and yesterday in particular, were just epic examples of the universe dumping on earwig.



So, this morning I received an unexpected package. Some filthy old cardboard box that looked like it was wrapped by a mentally challenged three year old living in a bucket of axle grease.

It wasn't ticking, so I decided I'd chance it. Besides, if it blew up it would just solve a whole bunch of issues.

I dug through the old plastic bags and rags that protected the contents, when suddenly . . .




. . . I heard the voices of angels singing and a shimmering light burst forth from the detritus . . .























BEHOLD . . . The Illudium Q86 Disruptive Space Modulator:





This is a Peterman original. Lovingly crafted by his filthy, arthritic, old dolphin polishers.

It is AWESOME!

It will never be for sale, and you've looked long enough already.

It is a treasure that will be cherished and displayed for all my friends to lust after.



Secret instructions were also included, so remember to be nice to me. I now hold the power to disrupt time and space . . .





Peter, thanks for turning my week around. I'm speechless. I can't remember a gift I was happier to receive!

Cheers, you grumpy old bastard!
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Old 09-25-2014, 12:00 PM   #2
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You'll shoot your eye out.
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Old 09-25-2014, 12:57 PM   #3
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......BEHOLD . . . The Illudium Q86 Disruptive Space Modulator:

This is a Peterman original.

It is AWESOME!
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Old 09-25-2014, 04:29 PM   #4
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Every time I ride my weedeater powered bicycle I'm thankful for his generosity. His 18 minutes on the lathe turned a daydream of mine into something to ride. Worth far more than the 6 pack I brought him for the work.

That is a work of art. you have been truly blessed.

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Old 09-25-2014, 05:35 PM   #5
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That is a work of art. you have been truly blessed.

+1


You gonna get a spaceman outfit to go along with it?
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Old 09-25-2014, 05:39 PM   #6
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Holy shit. Is that the disrupter with the mackeral scale grips?
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Old 09-25-2014, 05:47 PM   #7
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You gonna get a spaceman outfit to go along with it?
I'm thinking it's a good start to a Buck Rogers costume for Halloween . . .
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Old 09-25-2014, 06:06 PM   #8
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Or this...

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Old 09-25-2014, 06:35 PM   #9
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That is awesome.

And peterman is doubly awesome for making such a great gift for you
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Old 09-25-2014, 09:08 PM   #10
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Or this...

Yup,,that's the ticket,and my inspiration,,,although the one shown there is a different, more modern,model number than Earwigs,

,,,The squarish shaped reframulating quasi-zonal anti-matter generating chamber came on a later issue.,,,,,


Hmmm,,perhaps that's next,,,,
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Old 09-25-2014, 09:16 PM   #11
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,,,The squarish shaped reframulating quasi-zonal anti-matter generating chamber came on a later issue.,,,,,
That^^^!
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Old 09-25-2014, 11:02 PM   #12
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No fooling,,that would be the Q-36 model designation,,a whole different system!
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Old 09-25-2014, 11:19 PM   #13
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Very awesome.
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Old 09-26-2014, 07:09 AM   #14
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Awesome Peterman!

[QUOTE=peterman;25154337]Yup,,that's the ticket,and my inspiration,,,although the one shown there is a different, more modern,model number than Earwigs,

,,,The squarish shaped reframulating quasi-zonal anti-matter generating chamber came on a later issue.,,,,,

Ya but, the newer model is sooo much heavier!
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Old 09-26-2014, 08:29 AM   #15
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No fooling,,that would be the Q-36 model designation,,a whole different system!
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