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Old 12-21-2011, 02:53 PM   #16
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Too long, didnt read. Just tell me where the putas are.


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Old 12-26-2011, 10:58 PM   #17
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Too long, didnt read. Just tell me where the putas are.


Right, like you don't know.

In case anybody is wondering, prostitution is legal in Panama. If you go, there are a few things you should know: the prostitutes in the casinos, and on the streets, are not regulated. They are not legal. It is not a good idea to employ them. The legal ones are easy to find. They work in brothels and out of strip joints. They have a license- it looks like a drivers license. It shows that they've had their weekly "checkup," and, more importantly, that they're not victims of human trafficking. It is totally fine to ask to see it. If they resist, then move along- there are thousands of legal prostitutes. If anything looks, or seems, out of place, then get yourself safe asap. Don't trust taxi drivers who come up to you asking if you want a ride to a brothel. If you want a late-night taxi, have your hotel get you one.

If you are riding a motorcycle, or if you have any self-esteem, you won't need to hire a prostitute. Be nice, be polite, show off how you can be a gentleman, and you will attract attractive women. Seriously. Just be patient. Old-fashioned courtship will get you very, very far.

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Old 12-29-2011, 01:05 PM   #18
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...If you are riding a motorcycle, or if you have any self-esteem, you won't need to hire a prostitute. Be nice, be polite, show off how you can be a gentleman, and you will attract attractive women. Seriously. Just be patient. Old-fashioned courtship will get you very, very far.

Hey! Quit telling the Gringos how to pick up Latinas. Let the Gringos visit the puteros instead.

BTW folks if you are interested in canal history, The Path Between the Seas by David McCollough is pretty good. There's a lot of good info there, new stuff to most Gringos on the French contribution and stuff like that. Even has a few relatives of mine mentioned in the book.
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Old 12-31-2011, 08:26 AM   #19
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You can ride across the canal on the atlantic!

On the Atlantic side of the Canal there is no bridge. When there are no ships transiting they allow traffic to cross.
It is a amazing feeling to be at the center of the Gatun Locks on 2 wheels!


waiting for ship to clear the Gatun Locks





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Old 12-31-2011, 09:02 AM   #20
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Just be patient. Old-fashioned courtship will get you very, very far.

Until they find out you are going to hop back on your bike and ride into the sunset. I must have heard "que lastima" about a thousand times. With some quick thinking I managed to avoid getting slapped in the face though. The putas dont care, they just ask for a tip.
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