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Old 03-02-2008, 05:18 PM   #76
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Maybe someone should start an oil thread so this one can be left to die peacefully in it's sleep.

What oil do Ewan and Charlie use,coz I wanna get the same as them.
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:26 PM   #77
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What oil do Ewan and Charlie use,coz I wanna get the same as them.

That'd be baby oil wouldn't it?
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:48 PM   #78
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as soon as i saw boreman in the thread title i just knew there would be a punch up over whether he's the world's saviour yet again so i ignored this thread till now. gee you guys are getting predictable...

rhino put it perhaps a tad extremely but fact of the matter is that there is one thing worse than listening/watching charlie carry on like a fuckwit then it is watching you guys belabour the point.

anyways, what's charlie done now? and no i don't watch him, once was enough for me.
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:58 PM   #79
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I like these treads , as predictable as they are I enjoy analysing people from the responses they give .... Im sure some are quite serious about it .
Speaking of analysing people, I notice the lunatic has been absent lately have you guys scared him off ??


Why is everyone looking at me?


I didn't do anything!




Honest. I didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove a thing!
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:10 PM   #80
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my (usualy lack of) wit might've been a tad sharp - i was a bit testy last week.

but its far easier to blame you stevie than to look to my own faults.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:11 PM   #81
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and my orifice doesn't belong in your signature...
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:33 PM   #82
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and my orifice doesn't belong in your signature...
That's a rat's arse you stupid old cunt!

Not only are you completely narcissistic, but it appears senility is creeping in...Or is that just natural stupidity


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S2W you handle the truth a little carelessly at times me thinks
Awwww! No I don't

I was only ribbibing the old fart!



I hope he's ok!























Faking sincerity was never my strongpoint!
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:11 PM   #83
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well, fuckyiz, i AM worried about molahs.
and i miss the bastard too.



i'm going to send him a PM. cos i'm the sharing and caring sincere sensitive new age kinda guy ... a regaular potz.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:18 PM   #84
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That's a rat's arse you stupid old cunt!

Not only are you completely narcissistic, but it appears senility is creeping in...Or is that just natural stupidity
tick, tick, tick on all points.

mind you if a rat is a small rodent then wtf is a mouse

shmerel, a bex and a lie down is prescribed - its only a pasing phase
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:25 PM   #85
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i would never break confifdences, you understand, but here's a PM i sent to someone whose innitials are M...L.....S.





shalom aleychem

Hi ........, or shalom, or simcha, or whatever yer real name is!

shmerel here. just thought i'd pop in to borrow a cup of sugar and say hello.

if you're surprised at receiveing my email, think how shocked i am at sending it.

i mean, over the last few months, your shenanigans have grown on me. i would feel safe in saying that all the boys at adv think much the same.

that's not to say we're going to stop laying shit on you. after all, it's just part if the adv fun, and you should continue to flip shit back.

the point is, we miss you, mate. and we're worried about you, if everything is ok.

i hope you haven't taken things too personaly, that woud be wrong. the boys here are harmless fools who mean well.

stevie's in rehab. he has no one to call a stupid old cunt, except his mother in law, Dorito (or was it Doris) who just hangs up on him these days.

and the mouse james, you wrere his only friend on adv.

ozimick is distraught that he won't be ridibg with you in April. i can explain to him that it's too close to pesach if you like. leave it to me, mate.

so, molahs, do come back, with a blast. start a thread if you like.

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Old 03-02-2008, 07:26 PM   #86
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tick, tick, tick on all points.

mind you if a rat is a small rodent then wtf is mouse
A completely narcissistic, senile, stupid old cunt!

I thought we'd already established that!
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:28 PM   #87
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i would HATe to allow my mrs, and the mrs'rs for s2w and mouse, to ever get together.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:32 PM   #88
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A completely narcissistic, senile, stupid old cunt!

I thought we'd already established that!
do you see a sign dangling round my forehead that says I live in either melbourne or nambucca heads and am 51?

you old fogeys have no respect for us youngsters anymore.

now there is a scary thought, you and shmerel a day apart in age

gad, be careful what you wish for....
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:42 PM   #89
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I thought this correspondence should be translated for the benefit of those of you who don't understand the Yiddish mindset and/or speak lawyer!


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i would never break confifdences, you understand, but here's a PM i sent to someone whose innitials are M...L.....S.





shalom aleychem

Hi ........, or shalom, or simcha, or whatever yer real name is!

Hello you complete fucktard!

shmerel here. just thought i'd pop in to borrow a cup of sugar and say hello.

Stick my big lawyers beak in!

if you're surprised at receiveing my email, think how shocked i am at sending it.

No one takes me seriously and my wife constantly refuses me sex and it's against my religion to masturbate this close to Easter

i mean, over the last few months, your shenanigans have grown on me. i would feel safe in saying that all the boys at adv think much the same.

Everyone except S2W who considers you a complete deadshit!

that's not to say we're going to stop laying shit on you. after all, it's just part if the adv fun, and you should continue to flip shit back.

Because...Umm! no reason, we just really like putting shit on you!

the point is, we miss you, mate. and we're worried about you, if everything is ok.

Most of us couldn't give a fuck!

i hope you haven't taken things too personaly, that woud be wrong. the boys here are harmless fools who mean well.

All except S2W who would glady watch you torn to pieces by wild animals whilst eating a kebab and drinking a strawberry milkshake!

stevie's in rehab. he has no one to call a stupid old cunt, except his mother in law, Dorito (or was it Doris) who just hangs up on him these days.

Don't fuck with me you schmuck. There is nothing funny about that freaking harpy...She is pure evil and...opps I've got to watch that, did it again didn't I!

and the mouse james, you wrere his only friend on adv.

That's because mouse is also senile old cunt. he also secretly loves you and aches to take long hot showers with you until the wee hours of the morning!

ozimick is distraught that he won't be ridibg with you in April. i can explain to him that it's too close to pesach if you like. leave it to me, mate.

I'll completely fuck you up for all time!

so, molahs, do come back, with a blast. start a thread if you like.

Fuck off, eat shit and die, and please, please don't come back!

e-gards

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Old 03-02-2008, 07:52 PM   #90
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the stevie dilemma -the more people he calls stupid old cunts the better he feels thus reinforcing the need to call more people...

quitline.
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