Aussie Riders Rock

04-26-2002, 08:29 PM

You Aussie riders rock. Tells us about your wildest rides. Don't hold back. I once heard about an Aussie rider that fucked kangaroos.

fish · 04-26-2002, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by Gene Simons I once heard about an Aussie rider that fucked kangaroos.

urban legend. They fuck sheep, like the rest of us. Roos'll fuck you up in a big way, unless you kiss 'em first.

PPiA · 04-27-2002, 03:44 PM

Australians fuck Americans.
Kiwis fuck sheep.
DON'T kiss the red roos first...... BIG mistake.

Rod · 04-28-2002, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by Gene Simons

[QUOTEYou Aussie riders rock. ][/QUOTE]
yep this is very true ..but most of us are too busie ride to type

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Tells us about your wildest rides.

have you heard about "interpol"..yep thats we don't talk much

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I once heard about an Aussie rider that fucked kangaroos.

yep you have got us there most Ozzies have "dick's longer than a roo tail" ....If it is werering a skirt we will "root it" it it hasn't we will put a skirt on it then "root it "

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You Aussie riders rock.

shit mate you are OK with us

yep we will ride rings around most of you state side people...

then we will drink you under the table

"
did I tell you guys that " I was dinkin Di though and through and that " Ozies CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER" than any one esle

Dutchman · 04-28-2002, 03:54 AM

Welcome Gene, to the asylum..................

.............just can't keep your hands to yourself, can ya.....?

Great avatar......used to belong to XtreemLEE......

Rod · 04-28-2002, 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by Dutchman
.............just can't keep your hands to yourself, can ya.....?

Great avatar......used to belong to XtreemLEE......

still does :mad: good point ..Dutchman:eek:
Now gene
pls get a new avatar as IT does belong TO XtrweemLee...OK

XtreemLEE · 04-29-2002, 10:35 AM

I noticed his post is his first, that means he was nuked before. He can use my avatar he wont be around for long.

palouis · 04-29-2002, 05:44 PM

I have to interject before this debate turns nasty ...

Pls excuse my switching to Ozzie for a minute:

"Rod ya drongo, downtryta git'em seppos t'unnertsan th' "anzac'srbloodywelthabestinnaworl". Th'buggazplay rugby like sheilas an they'll nevva unnerstan a good offdrive. 'n their grog tastes like wombatspiss.

God watchaz crikkut, az a tooheys an playz rugby an we orwayz win ORWAYZ! Th'bessthayc'nhopefor is't their chooks don turninna emus an kick their dunnizdown. Strewth maaate y'orta nobedda!"

Now that I've set my compatriot on the right path, let's get back to lying about our riding exploits.

Cheers
Paul

PS We Aussies are so forgiving I have not even mentioned Phar Lap. Bastards! :-)

Rod · 04-29-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by palouis
I have to interject before this debate turns nasty ...

Pls excuse my switching to Ozzie for a minute:

"Rod ya drongo, downtryta git'em seppos t'unnertsan th' "anzac'srbloodywelthabestinnaworl". Th'buggazplay rugby like sheilas an they'll nevva unnerstan a good offdrive. 'n their grog tastes like wombatspiss.

God watchaz crikkut, az a tooheys an playz rugby an we orwayz win ORWAYZ! Th'bessthayc'nhopefor is't their chooks don turninna emus an kick their dunnizdown. Strewth maaate y'orta nobedda!"

Now that I've set my compatriot on the right path, let's get back to lying about our riding exploits.

Cheers
Paul

PS We Aussies are so forgiving I have not even mentioned Phar Lap. Bastards! :-)

Fuck that is funny

fish · 04-29-2002, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by palouis

"Rod ya drongo, downtryta git'em seppos t'unnertsan th' "anzac'srbloodywelthabestinnaworl". Th'buggazplay rugby like sheilas an they'll nevva unnerstan a good offdrive. 'n their grog tastes like wombatspiss.

God watchaz crikkut, az a tooheys an playz rugby an we orwayz win ORWAYZ! Th'bessthayc'nhopefor is't their chooks don turninna emus an kick their dunnizdown. Strewth maaate y'orta nobedda!"

English?

Frank Warner · 04-29-2002, 09:25 PM

English?

Thought you guys talked american!

Gene I'd suggest an altva of Ayres Rock... might help get the message stick across. Needs tobe 70 pixelssquares. Leftthe movingones tothedripsudapress.

PS doncha gota strine converter somewheres ! bleeding webs nogood anitit

try
http://www.artistwd.com/joyzine/australia/strine/
or
http://www.outback-guide.de/ozinfo/D...slang_dict.htm
or
www.koalanet.com/australian-slang.html
Ruddy septictanks need ledding by nose.

maybe thell putup a region for OZonly now?

fish · 04-29-2002, 10:42 PM

Perhaps my true thoughts were not conveyed by my earlier missive. Just to be clear, I agree that Ozzie Riders Rock.

Rod · 04-29-2002, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by fish
Perhaps my true thoughts were not conveyed by my earlier missive. Just to be clear, I agree that Ozzie Riders Rock.

it's cool mate,,,,

looks like the Ozzies are starting to gain mumbers I'll have to put a flyer in the pub over hear and get a few more ringin's

fish · 04-29-2002, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Rod

it's cool mate,,,,

looks like the Ozzies are starting to gain mumbers I'll have to put a flyer in the pub over hear and get a few more ringin's

Which is edfuckingzachary why i ain't about to piss y'all off :eek

hey! where's my ":eek"?

Steve in NZ · 04-30-2002, 02:21 AM

shit boring straight roads. YAWN

04-26-2002, 08:29 PM	#1
Gene Simons Guest Oddometer: n/a	Aussie Riders Rock You Aussie riders rock. Tells us about your wildest rides. Don't hold back. I once heard about an Aussie rider that fucked kangaroos.

04-28-2002, 03:54 AM	#5
Dutchman Diskussionsleiter Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, UK Oddometer: 814	Old habits die hard..................... Welcome Gene, to the asylum.................. .............just can't keep your hands to yourself, can ya.....? Great avatar......used to belong to XtreemLEE...... __________________ Ride to Arrive................... DUTCHMAN Dutchblog

04-29-2002, 10:35 AM	#7
XtreemLEE BAMF Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Ida-muthafucken-ho... Oddometer: 1,214	This guys a troll... I noticed his post is his first, that means he was nuked before. He can use my avatar he wont be around for long. __________________ "And the freedom of speech we try to defend goes to the core of one of my very deepest beliefs: the best information is uncovered with open, spirited debate. Better to grow thicker skin than to risk repressing information--just ask John Adams and Thomas Jefferson." Chris Macaskill

04-29-2002, 05:44 PM	#8
palouis His Assholiness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Oddometer: 97	I have to interject before this debate turns nasty ... Pls excuse my switching to Ozzie for a minute: "Rod ya drongo, downtryta git'em seppos t'unnertsan th' "anzac'srbloodywelthabestinnaworl". Th'buggazplay rugby like sheilas an they'll nevva unnerstan a good offdrive. 'n their grog tastes like wombatspiss. God watchaz crikkut, az a tooheys an playz rugby an we orwayz win ORWAYZ! Th'bessthayc'nhopefor is't their chooks don turninna emus an kick their dunnizdown. Strewth maaate y'orta nobedda!" Now that I've set my compatriot on the right path, let's get back to lying about our riding exploits. Cheers Paul PS We Aussies are so forgiving I have not even mentioned Phar Lap. Bastards! :-) __________________ ________________________ Paul 01 Aqua 1150RT __________________________________________________ ______________ Be Like the Twenty-Second Elephant with Heated Value in Space - Bark!

04-29-2002, 09:25 PM	#11
Frank Warner Traveller Joined: Mar 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Oddometer: 6,593	English? Thought you guys talked american! Gene I'd suggest an altva of Ayres Rock... might help get the message stick across. Needs tobe 70 pixelssquares. Leftthe movingones tothedripsudapress. PS doncha gota strine converter somewheres ! bleeding webs nogood anitit try http://www.artistwd.com/joyzine/australia/strine/ or http://www.outback-guide.de/ozinfo/D...slang_dict.htm or www.koalanet.com/australian-slang.html Ruddy septictanks need ledding by nose. maybe thell putup a region for OZonly now? __________________ Regards Frank Warner motorcycles BMW R80 G/S 1981, BMW K11LT 1993, BMW K75 G/S http://www.geocities.com/fwarner_au/

04-27-2002, 03:44 PM	#3
PPiA Pete Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Bungendore, Australia Oddometer: 952	Australians fuck Americans. Kiwis fuck sheep. DON'T kiss the red roos first...... BIG mistake.

04-29-2002, 10:42 PM	#12
fish Banned Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Gold Country Oddometer: 47,709	Perhaps my true thoughts were not conveyed by my earlier missive. Just to be clear, I agree that Ozzie Riders Rock.

04-30-2002, 02:21 AM	#15
Steve in NZ scared/cheap Joined: Aug 2001 Oddometer: 1,003	Oz Firkin Failure shit boring straight roads. YAWN Attached Images __________________ Cheers Steve bike = the purple pig

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