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Old 06-04-2014, 04:24 AM   #27991
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How to pass properly

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Yea I need to order a horn from them so I can honk at people when I come up from behind to pass them on the trails.. Reving the engine and yelling are getting old.
All right, here's the drill, pay close attention so you can get it right. I'm only gonna do this once.

Rev engine twice, beep horn three shorts...then two longs...bounce engine off the rev limiter followed by yelling "GET THE FUK OUTTA THE WAY" twice.

Repeat above series three times, then tag their real wheel once. They will eventually ride way over their abilities which will cause them to crash.

Once they crash, drive your bike up onto their bike and stop, look down at them and yell "I told you to get the fuk outta the way like 17 times, what, are you fuking deaf or just retarded"!?!??

Once you have this mastered...drive down off the bike and person laying under it...go on to win the dual sport class, or you can just go on to be the first one back to staging area, have a beer, grab your trophy, go home.
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:14 AM   #27992
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Yea I need to order a horn from them so I can honk at people when I come up from behind to pass them on the trails.. Reving the engine and yelling are getting old.
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:24 AM   #27993
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All right, here's the drill, pay close attention so you can get it right. I'm only gonna do this once.

Rev engine twice, beep horn three shorts...then two longs...bounce engine off the rev limiter followed by yelling "GET THE FUK OUTTA THE WAY" twice.

Repeat above series three times, then tag their real wheel once. They will eventually ride way over their abilities which will cause them to crash.

Once they crash, drive your bike up onto their bike and stop, look down at them and yell "I told you to get the fuk outta the way like 17 times, what, are you fuking deaf or just retarded"!?!??

Once you have this mastered...drive down off the bike and person laying under it...go on to win the dual sport class, or you can just go on to be the first one back to staging area, have a beer, grab your trophy, go home.

^^ This!


I believe there's an instructional video somewhere that demonstrates all of the above.
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Old 06-04-2014, 08:48 AM   #27994
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Yea I need to order a horn from them so I can honk at people when I come up from behind to pass them on the trails.. Reving the engine and yelling are getting old.
do like I do MM, they get ONE courtesy beep
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Old 06-04-2014, 03:11 PM   #27995
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^^ This!


I believe there's an instructional video somewhere that demonstrates all of the above.
I think you are correct. The instuctional video was produced in the 4th qtr of 2010 if I'm not mistaken.

Might have been made during the Big Dawg??? What a hoot!
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Old 06-04-2014, 05:38 PM   #27996
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Ball gag????
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Old 06-04-2014, 05:42 PM   #27997
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All right, here's the drill, pay close attention so you can get it right. I'm only gonna do this once.

Rev engine twice, beep horn three shorts...then two longs...bounce engine off the rev limiter followed by yelling "GET THE FUK OUTTA THE WAY" twice.

Repeat above series three times, then tag their real wheel once. They will eventually ride way over their abilities which will cause them to crash.

Once they crash, drive your bike up onto their bike and stop, look down at them and yell "I told you to get the fuk outta the way like 17 times, what, are you fuking deaf or just retarded"!?!??

Once you have this mastered...drive down off the bike and person laying under it...go on to win the dual sport class, or you can just go on to be the first one back to staging area, have a beer, grab your trophy, go home.
Classic...
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:42 PM   #27998
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Any ridin going on? Vic?Skid?Gimmee? I have 2 new S12's that need scuffin
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Old 06-04-2014, 11:22 PM   #27999
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Any ridin going on? Vic?Skid?Gimmee? I have 2 new S12's that need scuffin
Mmmm S12's watch out behind!!!!
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:56 AM   #28000
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I WISH! Headed out of town til Sunday with my ball gag to the land of fruits, nuts, slackers, quackers and charlatans...

Yep. District of Columbia.
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:58 AM   #28001
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Any ridin going on? Vic?Skid?Gimmee? I have 2 new S12's that need scuffin
I'm still out waiting on head to be returned.

I may be up for some early street stuff. I believe the summer heat is upon us.
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:11 AM   #28002
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Any ridin going on? Vic?Skid?Gimmee? I have 2 new S12's that need scuffin
I thinking if heading to hard labor creek on Sunday if I can get out.
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:56 AM   #28003
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I WISH! Headed out of town til Sunday with my ball gag to the land of fruits, nuts, slackers, quackers and charlatans...

Yep. District of Columbia.


When u returning? I was thinking about smoky mtns late next week, wifey is unsure......may go solo
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Old 06-05-2014, 09:08 AM   #28004
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Air Force to Begin Training on Blackwater

We've talked about this for a while here. Tonight there will be a public meeting for locals to express their concerns about the military conducting training in Blackwater Rive State Forest.

6PM Tonight at Bagdad Recreation Facility on School Street.

They claim if they "aren't allowed to do this, the local area won't be able to sustain the continued growth of training here".
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Old 06-05-2014, 12:28 PM   #28005
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^^ This!


I believe there's an instructional video somewhere that demonstrates all of the above.

Indeed!

http://youtu.be/Ob2Zqh0ptcM



Fast forward to eleven minutes
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