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Old 12-31-2013, 06:23 AM   #11446
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My wife weighs 600lbs ya know. Needed something w/payload capacity.

I copied that for future blackmail possibilities.
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Old 12-31-2013, 06:42 AM   #11447
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I copied that for future blackmail possibilities.
Yep, Shes a big girl. Once she slipped coming out of the bathtub. She was suctioned to the floor and I could not lift her even while prying w/a spud bar. Long story short, after the paramedics failed attempt w/the jaws of life, we had to call in AAA to tow her across the bathroom floor till she hit the hall carpet transition strip. The break of suction was deafening. Car alarms were going off for at least a 1/4 mile radius.
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Old 12-31-2013, 08:09 AM   #11448
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Digging that hole even deeper!

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Yep, Shes a big girl. Once she slipped coming out of the bathtub. She was suctioned to the floor and I could not lift her even while prying w/a spud bar. Long story short, after the paramedics failed attempt w/the jaws of life, we had to call in AAA to tow her across the bathroom floor till she hit the hall carpet transition strip. The break of suction was deafening. Car alarms were going off for at least a 1/4 mile radius.
Prolly some cute lil thing about 5' nothing and 105 soaking wet!
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:44 AM   #11449
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Prolly some cute lil thing about 5' nothing and 105 soaking wet!
It be nice if she'd get the eff on the bike and go.
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:55 AM   #11450
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Yep, Shes a big girl. Once she slipped coming out of the bathtub. She was suctioned to the floor and I could not lift her even while prying w/a spud bar. Long story short, after the paramedics failed attempt w/the jaws of life, we had to call in AAA to tow her across the bathroom floor till she hit the hall carpet transition strip. The break of suction was deafening. Car alarms were going off for at least a 1/4 mile radius.
Are you drunk??
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Old 12-31-2013, 12:06 PM   #11451
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Are you drunk??
In this kind of situation,,, I figure there's 3 possibilities...
Drunk
High
Or just plain Stoopid.


And more often than not.... a combination of the above!
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Old 12-31-2013, 12:24 PM   #11452
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In this kind of situation,,, I figure there's 3 possibilities...
Drunk
High
Or just plain Stoopid.


And more often than not.... a combination of the above!
I love good beer, but rarely have I ever been intoxicated.

I have taken a toke of friends funny look'n cigarettes and not cared for that shit either.

But this "Stoopid" you speak of........ Where can I get me sum of this. And do the chicks dig it?
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Old 12-31-2013, 01:45 PM   #11453
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But this "Stoopid" you speak of........ Where can I get me sum of this. And do the chicks dig it?
It's ALL OVER the fucking place!!!
Yeah,,, chicks dig it!!!

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Old 01-13-2014, 11:34 AM   #11454
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Old 01-13-2014, 03:46 PM   #11455
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Nice!! About time!!!


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Old 01-13-2014, 03:57 PM   #11456
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Old 01-14-2014, 06:04 AM   #11457
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Nice!! About time!!!
Just the way seems to be when the tag goes to the Burgh in the winter. Was surprised to find no remnants of snow and ice on that side of the state. The little patch at the tag was it. Hopefully it'll move better on this side of the state.

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What, your bike???
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Old 01-14-2014, 08:37 AM   #11458
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Clue?

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Old 01-14-2014, 08:41 AM   #11459
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Jimmy, thats the grab. It was in West Newton.
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Old 01-14-2014, 08:43 AM   #11460
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Clue?
Downtown Milford. Better get started. Bring salt.

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