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Old 10-24-2011, 06:50 PM   #1456
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Watching Keith...

Take off his riding jacket in front of the windows of a packed diner, well what can I say but WOW!.

The little kids pointed with eyes wide open and the elderly tilted their heads with concern.

One even commented he looked like one of those Wall Street protesters with that big pot leaf on the back of the jacket.

Another thought he was throwing a fit because they didn't serve Quisp cereal anymore. Yes he was one shy of the box tops needed to get one of those cool hats with the propeller. Of course it would be way too small for that mellon!

I gotta give him credit, the dude looked pretty flexible and can probably shed a straitjacket in 60 seconds or less.
It's a hell of a sight however...
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Old 10-24-2011, 06:53 PM   #1457
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Bbf..

I just spit Bud Light all over the computer when I saw that!


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If you want to ride this route sometime Karl let me know. We can take some tools and score that sweet road sign for your garage. I'll even buy lunch. Anytime Karl, just call me.
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Old 10-24-2011, 09:12 PM   #1458
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It's a Canadian rite of passage....

....we are taught as children to shuck our way out of the skin of a freshly killed seal, guts side in.....hence my haste....

I always figured when Big Hore was ready to ride with me he'd give me a sign.....cmon, I had to swing for the fences on that one.....right in my wheelhouse !

If Beige can pick OUT all the looks from the folks in the restaurant, maybe will pick UP a check sometime, some banker.....

...even Big Hore offfered to buy me lunch...but I suppose he will probably end up eating mine....
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Old 10-25-2011, 05:38 PM   #1459
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Kwc...

You already forgot about that steak on the patio the other day didn't you?

Or the cold beers and conversation we shared on the patio..

My feelings are trashed....

I guess you and BBF are BFFs now aren't ya....

If I had known I would be tossed out like the trash I would have roosted you much better than I unknowingly did last Sunday.....
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Old 10-25-2011, 06:03 PM   #1460
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awww........poor wee Beige

You already forgot about that steak on the patio the other day didn't you?

I think that was with your wife....were you there?

Or the cold beers and conversation we shared on the patio..

I remember your wife there....and Bill, were you there?

My feelings are trashed....

Just like a third world country after your bank opens a mine there !!

I guess you and BBF are BFFs now aren't ya....

I suppose, even though I met him once and can't remember what he looked like, I just remember a giant mouth running!

If I had known I would be tossed out like the trash I would have roosted you much better than I unknowingly did last Sunday.....

I'd have roosted you back but you were 5 miles behind us all the time.....likely weeping in your helmet...

You're it !! Now get yoiur ass down here and go hot tubbin' and drink some of my beer you big baby, I was only kidding....
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Old 10-25-2011, 08:58 PM   #1461
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Damn it...

Missed out on an offer of free beer. Must be getting slow in my old age!!

Ordered dirt tricks sprockets and have a new chain already. Need to put them on before this cheapo chain breaks. It stretches a ton each ride now and the rear sprocket is shot. I think colorado was hard on them..

Got to change the oil and filter as well..

Veteran's Day weekend the 12th is looking promising for a ride.....

Lets chat later this week.....
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Old 10-26-2011, 05:58 AM   #1462
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It seems to me Karl might have a crush on BigBore. Hear me out, I have seen this behavior before. Karl despises BigBore but he is secertly attracted to him, so he acts out in this manner.He hates himself for being attracted to BigBore as well. It's like the closeted gay jock who beats up other gays. We need to cut Karl some slack right now, he is a tormented soul.

Either that, or I have heard Karl talks a lot as well. Maybe BigBore can out talk him and he feels threatened. Alpha male status and all.

Or maybe Karl is just a Canadian prick? Like Karl said, he and BigBore barely know each other. It seems to me BigBore has tried to reach out and Karl is not willing to bury the hatchet.
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Old 10-26-2011, 06:39 AM   #1463
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My impression of Big Hore arriving at a ride where he....

.....doesn't know half the guys

"Hey, I'm Big Hore. My bike is orange, all you guys have bikes that aren't orange. All your bikes suck and mine do not. Since you guys all have sucky non-orange bikes you must also suck as human beings. Did I tell you I'm a total stud of a rider....well I'm telling you now....look at this fucker, looks like a Jew....what's your name? It has a "berg" in it, clearly a Jew, what do you do for a living Jew?....a banker! There's a shock, you are a Jew thief banker. What about this guy...a Canadian...I'm an American, you....being a non-American must suck. Wow, you are fat too, just like that BMW....did I tell you I went to the BMW shop once...I went in there on an orange bike in orange riding gear and stood in the corner looking at a wall....no salesman immediately ran up to kiss my orange ass...therefore that shop sucks, BMW's suck, and so does everyone that rides them....anyone like me yet? I'm not even going to take my helmet off or shut my bike off, just going to sit here and rev it until you fat, Jew, non-American riders get your asses in gear and ride....when we do ride, I will immediately become bored with your lack of pace and pass you with 3 inches to spare and ride in the ditches a mile ahead....when I get to the restaurant, I will have time to post to ADV about how sucky at riding you all are before you guys even get there"

Yes, you found me out, I want you Big Hore.....



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It seems to me Karl might have a crush on BigBore. Hear me out, I have seen this behavior before. Karl despises BigBore but he is secertly attracted to him, so he acts out in this manner.He hates himself for being attracted to BigBore as well. It's like the closeted gay jock who beats up other gays. We need to cut Karl some slack right now, he is a tormented soul.

Either that, or I have heard Karl talks a lot as well. Maybe BigBore can out talk him and he feels threatened. Alpha male status and all.

Or maybe Karl is just a Canadian prick? Like he said, he and BigBore barely know each other. It seems to me BigBore has tried to reach out and Karl is not willing to bury the hatchet.
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Old 10-26-2011, 10:23 AM   #1464
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It seems to me Karl might have a crush on BigBore. Hear me out, I have seen this behavior before. Karl despises BigBore but he is secertly attracted to him, so he acts out in this manner.He hates himself for being attracted to BigBore as well. It's like the closeted gay jock who beats up other gays. We need to cut Karl some slack right now, he is a tormented soul.

Either that, or I have heard Karl talks a lot as well. Maybe BigBore can out talk him and he feels threatened. Alpha male status and all.

Or maybe Karl is just a Canadian prick? Like Karl said, he and BigBore barely know each other. It seems to me BigBore has tried to reach out and Karl is not willing to bury the hatchet.

Above is why on his list for the weekend it says 'make new friends'.
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Old 10-26-2011, 01:03 PM   #1465
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Nov 12 weekend

Veteran's Day weekend the 12th is looking promising for a ride.....

Ok, but make sure if you book rooms make it so BigHore and I are roomies.....we can link arms and drink champagne and talk about our feelings....I will bring my special Canuck jammies, you remember the ones BH ?....with the trapdoor in back?

Seriously dude, I harbor no ill will....peace out hombre

let's ride BH...I will try and keep up....and thanks for the offer of the Karl sign....we may indeed have to Watergate that....

Hatchet buried (there never really was a hatchet), olive branch offered...hell, I may even have doves fly out of my saddlebags

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Old 10-27-2011, 05:29 AM   #1466
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i think i can take some time off from missing deer with arrows to watch the big hoser and the big hore get it on.

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Old 10-30-2011, 05:53 AM   #1467
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Above is why on his list for the weekend it says 'make new friends'.
And I thought this site was about riding!
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:55 AM   #1468
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.....doesn't know half the guys

"Hey, I'm Big Hore. My bike is orange, all you guys have bikes that aren't orange. All your bikes suck and mine do not. Since you guys all have sucky non-orange bikes you must also suck as human beings. Did I tell you I'm a total stud of a rider....well I'm telling you now....look at this fucker, looks like a Jew....what's your name? It has a "berg" in it, clearly a Jew, what do you do for a living Jew?....a banker! There's a shock, you are a Jew thief banker. What about this guy...a Canadian...I'm an American, you....being a non-American must suck. Wow, you are fat too, just like that BMW....did I tell you I went to the BMW shop once...I went in there on an orange bike in orange riding gear and stood in the corner looking at a wall....no salesman immediately ran up to kiss my orange ass...therefore that shop sucks, BMW's suck, and so does everyone that rides them....anyone like me yet? I'm not even going to take my helmet off or shut my bike off, just going to sit here and rev it until you fat, Jew, non-American riders get your asses in gear and ride....when we do ride, I will immediately become bored with your lack of pace and pass you with 3 inches to spare and ride in the ditches a mile ahead....when I get to the restaurant, I will have time to post to ADV about how sucky at riding you all are before you guys even get there"

Yes, you found me out, I want you Big Hore.....
Let me respond to my name being slandered, then we are good to go Karl. Hatchet buried. But I will need some time to heal emotionally before I am ready to bunk with you. One step at a time.

Sure I got a few orange bikes, but I am no KTM bigot. I don't bleed orange. KTM just makes the bikes that do what I want to do right now. I got a good KTM dealer that helps me out as well. If I had money I would own, Hodakas, Zundapps, Huskys, Husabergs, TMs, GAS GAS, Fantic, Honda, Kawasaki, Yamaha, Betas, Nortons, BSAs and even a BMW or two.

Bege and I are good. I think he is German? Not sure if he is Jewish? Also, did you know not all Jewish folks are bankers and not all bankers are Jewish? I know there is common perception in many parts that the Jewish community dominates banking, and that the top banking guy in America, Ben Bernanke, he is Jewish so I bet that adds to the myth. I will admit I did razz Bege pretty good when we first meet. But bankers aren't exactly American heroes right now, what with TARP one year and record bonuses the next, high unemployment, home foreclosures, and tight credit markets. And I bet Bege would still loan me a big ol pile of money and have me pay him back with an even bigger pile....

I even know a few Southern Baptist bankers back in Oklahoma. Although I do question usury and one claiming to be a Christian, seems hypocritical to me a little.

I don't think I brag about being a great rider, nor do I pick on anyone's abilities, with the exception of Will.I.am. He does seem to go out of his way to seek out and then lie down in the nearest mud hole he can find. And he claims to dislike the mud? As a matter of fact, my skills suck on pavement. I am far from a Kenny Roberts knee dragger type of guy. I don't like road rash.

As far as me being American, yes I am, American Indian to be exact. But you don't see me flying the stars and bars on my riding jacket. I am no nation building/Imperialist/hawkish right winger. I would say if anyone is an ultra nationalist it might be you, not me. If your an American citizen maybe its time to replace that maple leaf with a good ol US of A flag. Last time I checked central IL was not a bastion of socialism/liberalism. Your the one making a point to stand out in the crowd with the Canadian flag. I myself have a few socialist leanings, so I have no issues with Canada. I would dig some decent free health care.

As for your beloved Twin Cities BMW of Savoy, I think the market has spoken and that place went tits up. I did go there a few times. Once to an open house that they invited me to. I arrived in my Dodge mini-van, probably wearing a black Columbia jacket and Old Navy khakis. I guess l should of worn a North Face jacket and Gap khakis and arrived in a BMW 5 Series? I really do not own any KTM orange casual wear, and my riding gear is blue and silver, hey BMW colors... And yes, they failed to greet me or to ever acknowledge my presence. If your truly a BMW fan, I ask is this the representation you want for the brand? But this is a moot argument since they no longer exist. I will have to find a new BMW dealer to ignore me.

Gateway BMW in St Louis, now when I went there they were very nice folks. Showed me all around the place, talked bikes and gear, offered to let me take a bike out. I even bought a riding jacket while I was there. Next time I am in St Louis on business I am going back and taking them up on that offer to test ride something also.

I know for a fact I never called you fat. I myself am not a svelte guy. I live a soft life for the most part. Just ask TheMasterMike. On second thought don't.

Excuse my motorcycle manners, I never knew it was proper protocol to remove ones helmet at each stop. Seems like a lot of work to me. Would an old guy flip-up helmet work?

And one last item, I prefer BigWhore over BigHore.

Thanks Karl, see you on the trail sometime....

Now back to our regular programming.


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Old 10-30-2011, 04:55 PM   #1469
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Oh my....

Mom...Dad.... stop your scarin' me!

You two witty bastards will be quite entertaining at lunch together.

Oh, I am Norwegian and bull headed as hell with a little OCD thrown in.

Happy Halloween!
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Old 10-30-2011, 07:10 PM   #1470
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Dont make me

drive or ride down there.

I will.
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