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Old 10-28-2008, 05:57 AM   #16
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Mr Mom, don't you need to clean the house or something?
Clean the trailer @ The Scrub

I'm tellin' ya

I ain't cleanin' the frickin' house

I've got mo' impotent things to do

I just got a call from an out of town contractor that needs to rent my video equipment

I wish he'd just buy the sheeeeeeeet and I'd be done with it
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:01 AM   #17
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What a bunch of drivel.
Why yes...

It is

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The kings you can have, but the grouper you betta share.
They're good if cooked immediately

They don't freeze for sheeeeeet though

We need Eickey to bring us up a load of button wood

Although blackjack will do just fine smokin' smokers
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:12 AM   #18
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I just got a call from an out of town contractor that needs to rent my video equipment HoJo
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:06 PM   #19
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Can you believe this...

Hailey just told me that she's not allowed to wear a jacket in class unless it's navy blue

The one she has that grey and blue won't suffice

WTF!

It's absolutely rediculous to have her bring home so much sheeeeeet to sell, or for us to purchase. Just anything they can do to generate $$$$$.

I'm thinking they want us to buy a particular school jacket for her to wear in class now

Socialism, here we come

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Old 10-28-2008, 03:30 PM   #20
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[quote=Jack Daniel]Can you believe this...

Hailey just told me that she's not allowed to wear a jacket in class unless it's navy blue

The one she has that grey and blue won't suffice

WTF!

It's absolutely rediculous to have her bring home so much sheeeeeet to sell, or for us to purchase. Just anything they can do to generate $$$$$.

I'm thinking they want us to buy a particular school jacket for her to wear in class now

Socialism, here we come

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Well maybe if you didn't send her to that rich, snooty private school …
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:47 PM   #21
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Well maybe if you didn't send her to that rich, snooty private school …
She's not going there anymore

She's attending a socalled "Magnet" school for the arts

But it's a public school, she just had to be accepted

But I ain't sheeeeetin'...

Every other day Hailey brings home some crap they're selling

They even sell food for Chris' sake and I don't mean just candy but prepared meals, WTF!
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:15 AM   #22
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Damn

It's cold this morning

Temps dipped below a 1910 record in Tampa

It's 32 here with frost in October

Global Warming My Ass
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:19 AM   #23
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Jimmy Buffet is supplying us with a FREE concert in Tampa...

To help support our Democratic Nominee

BObamma, BObamma, MoJamma

New Lyrics

You can pick-up your ticket at your voting precinct
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:35 AM   #24
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Mr Mom, don't you need to clean the house or something?
Hank Hill to son Bobby:

"Well of course you're failing Home Ec, you're a guy"

Hank to wife:

"If Bobby learns to cook and clean, what's his motivation to ever get married"?

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Old 10-29-2008, 09:49 AM   #25
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Hank Hill to son Bobby:

"Well of course you're failing Home Ec, you're a guy"

Hank to wife:

"If Bobby learns to cook and clean, what's his motivation to ever get married"?

Ho Jo to JD "Alan wash your feet"

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Old 10-29-2008, 11:54 AM   #26
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JD and the FLEAS! What's up guys?
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:13 PM   #27
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JD and the FLEAS! What's up guys?
I'm taking Hailey to trunk-or-treat at the Baptist Church

She's dressing as a Hobo and we put together her outfit at Goodwill

It's refreshing not to have to shell out $50 or more for her costume this year

So you sold the GSA, huh?

Have you been riding much?

Our next planned campout is in the Apalachicola Nat'l Forest

We'll be eatin' some oysters around a camp fire here soon
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:24 PM   #28
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We went to a Halloween party at a friends house last Sat. I decided to be a zombie. 3 tubes of make-up and 1 tube of fake blood, $4. Got a lot of compliments on it too, whadda ya think?
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:10 PM   #29
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We went to a Halloween party at a friends house last Sat. I decided to be a zombie. 3 tubes of make-up and 1 tube of fake blood, $4. Got a lot of compliments on it too, whadda ya think?
That's pretty good Jerry

If you'd have had some black contacts

You'd give ElPelon a heart attack
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Old 10-29-2008, 07:38 PM   #30
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you still didn't get that mop cut!

Alan, the wahoo's are runnin!!! I'll try for the campout!
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