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Old 03-25-2010, 06:04 PM   #8086
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NSFW!

We're going to the basement, we're going to the basement...
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:14 PM   #8087
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We're going to the basement, we're going to the basement...
Yeah, I guess I should have posted this in the SMIB thread.
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:15 PM   #8088
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not safe for work

SMIBs are already on GadgetBoy's shit list
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:22 PM   #8089
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:23 PM   #8090
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SMIBs are already on GadgetBoy's shit list

Ahhhh......well atleast I put pasties on them!
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:24 PM   #8091
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eh, one day that may be my or your daughter
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:29 PM   #8092
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True....I can only hope that I'll be successful in teaching her enough self control that she never reaches that point.
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:11 PM   #8093
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Now that's what I'm talking about! Wild times down there,that was spring break? If you go up to Miami it's winter music conference week this week,1000's of DJ's from all over the world and wild parties day and night indoors,outdoors,in clubs,in and by the pool,in hotel lobbies,up on rooftops, by the beach,at bayfront park for Ultrafest etc...Hotels warn families not to come this week.

Thanks XC totally suitable for my work, HBN's picture was the one not suitable for anywhere,what were you thinking that could be someone's grandma!

Does stuff in the regular forums go to the basement for this kind of thing?

Ok we'll post up this kind of thing in toxic Brittany from now on and just leave a note in here where to find it.

No one's monitoring this thread though it would be way too much work and we're usually the behaving so well cats so who would ever suspect.

Ok let's chat it up in here so we move to the next page...before anyone even suspects that we're not talking about dirtbike tires,rukus mods and LD's latest cookies in here.
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:36 PM   #8094
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Maybe I should paint the hose clamp black for them kind of folk who like to look at stuff like that... or not... some regard books as a source of information and some think the covers look cool on the shelf... to each his own. Good you're coming out on scrutinizing my attire... um, how are those estrogen/testosterone levels doing lately? So, now tell me, how'd you like my legs there, big boy?
I have always found you quite fetching.
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:45 PM   #8095
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The Aussies apparently caught the attention of the admin a while ago, and now one of their riding club threads is moved to Inmates.

I'll help by cleaning it up with some wonderful sexy pictures of myself.













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Old 03-25-2010, 10:14 PM   #8096
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And on a semi-motorcycle related note...

David Constantine - The Pathological Neighbor

When Stefan and Lucy Ward moved in next door to biker David Constantine in Lanchester, the couple might have quipped with that unmistakable British wit how they hoped the former Hells Angel wouldn't turn out to be... a neighbor from Hell.

However, the jokes immediately stopped after Constantine launched a two-year long campaign of harassment and terror against the Wards, finally culminating in him framing Stefan for murder, all because Stefan was unable to help him move his motorcycle on a specific day.

With Constantine as their neighbor, being fired at by an air gun or hearing banging on the walls in the early hours of the morning became part of the Wards' daily routine. He made death threats, put up a barbed wire fence around their home when they were out of town, and smashed himself in the face with a frying pan, claiming Stefan attacked him (he then successfully sued Stefan for a thousand pounds).

The grand finale to Constantine's goose-fucking lunacy was getting Stefan arrested for attempted murder by stabbing himself in the chest with a knife and framing his neighbor for the crime. Luckily for Stefan, the police found an impressive collection of knives, axes and firearms at Constantine's house, along with a bunch of hate notebooks directed at the young couple next door. It became clear to the cops that Constantine was a dangerous maniac who should be strapped in a titanium straightjacket and dropped into a volcano, so the charges were dropped.

Meanwhile, Constantine still lives next door to the Wards, most likely plotting his terrible vengeance.
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:14 AM   #8097
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What emergency tools do you keep with you on the bike for changing flats?
I usually keep a few snot strings, but I wonder if they're really much use since I'm not bringing a pump.

I'm always impressed with the guys who are prepared for everything, but at the same time I think carrying too many tools can cause more problems than they fix. Like this guy.
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:15 AM   #8098
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Yeah, I guess I should have posted this in the SMIB thread.
XC, you are more than welcome to spice up the site... you may need a disclaimer though. "Be Aware: all women in this photo are not from here. If you plan to visit SMIB country for a look, you will not be satisfied."

SMIB is not a club but a place and our cheerleader is a dirty clown.
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:15 AM   #8099
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Oh my Skippii...why?
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:21 AM   #8100
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Oh my Skippii...why?
Which one?
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