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Old 04-08-2006, 05:49 PM   #2296
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Does it suck?

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Old 04-08-2006, 06:56 PM   #2297
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I'm going to try to catch up.

This thread now has over 400,000 hits. I can't quite fathom that.

what started as an idle joke while surfing a ride report with GSGirls GS in it has turned into this. so lets start with a hats off to the GSGirl.





thank you.


the bitch has tried several times to get her suckage overturned publicly here in this thread and through PM's and offers of sexual favors at adv gatherings but so far no mas. which is spanish for your bike still sucks the big salami gracie.

if you live in new england to plow snow use a truck.

and gsgirl your bike all this time still does suck.

there is still hope however. as ronald reagan told gorbachev:

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall.

so I implore here in this thread on behalf of all advriders.

GSGirl. free CroMag.

until then your suckwagon reigns as supreme garage queen of the united states of america.

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Old 04-08-2006, 07:02 PM   #2298
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Does it suck?
knobbies with the threads first under the seat exhaust? how many coats of wax does that virgin have on it anyway. you've even got a cover on the gas grill on the porch. heaven forbid it got wet.

nice bike. its low on oil. I'm tempted to give it a suck but as a bigot and a racist I like black adventures.

try linking the pictures I don't have all goddam day to upload them and link them for you.

free pass for frijole. non sucking. next.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:16 PM   #2299
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AND THE WINNER IS...
well here it is the winner of the first post 400,000 hits posting contest.

technically its really not a "gs" picture rather a picture that has a GS in it.

but I like it. I like the guy on the far right observing. ususally the guy in that position is the bikes owner. the license plate shows its a bunch of damn furriners so thats also a good thing as we love here in america when furriners get stuck in the mud.

serves the bastards right.

what with that furriner jackoff bono coming over here telling US how WE should spend OUR tax dollars so HE can sleep easy at night being a do-gooder and not spend HIS money on saving africa or the VATICANS money since WE have nothing better to do and WE don't have any problems here in the USA so HE can tell US what to do. fuck bono and fuck all those guys with big license plates from countries that don't take easy pass. as far as this bike goes my sharpei has spotted a hex head and a forked beak which is the sign of the devil and a GS12 so while dakariste wins the secret prize the bike gets a big suckwagon rating for getting stuck.

question.

how many furriners does it take to pull a GS12 out of a mudhole.

answer.


6. 5 to pull it out and one to blame it on bono.

heres an old Irish limerick.

bon-o and his band called U2 sure do suck.

GS12s in deep mud will most likely get stuck.

whatever. U2 sucks. Vertigo sucks. Nuke africa. that GS12 sucks the big sinkhole.

congratulations.

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Old 04-08-2006, 07:17 PM   #2300
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Hey Dakariste. The winner is the guy on the right watching the others bust their balls trying to get that bike outa the mud

Flug. I fugured you'd say that about my bike. I know it sucks. You will get your gurl, and I can tell you she's hot, and she's my sons GF. She's stronger than you (and me too), and she will be in a pose you could never duplicate. That's all you gonna get until we have a warm day with all of us together for the pic taking session.
promises promises.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:26 PM   #2301
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well that takes care of all the bikes on page 154. were there any others?

I'd also like to thank Falco for being Falco who unfortunately is dead but without him there would no nachtflug or this thread so I owe everything to him.

thank you Falco.

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Old 04-08-2006, 07:30 PM   #2302
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I'd also like to thank everyone who has taken the time to add to this thread and stopping by to view it. I never expected this.

I know I've been remiss lately and thats not right.

you guys (and bitches) take the time to show an interest and I thank everyone for that.

I really need to stay on top of it and my new years resolution is to respond to all new submittals within 24 hours.

new years 2007.

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Old 04-08-2006, 07:36 PM   #2303
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:39 PM   #2304
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I'd also like tho thank all advriders everywhere for being advriders. I know I haven't been a very good advrider lately but I've been really busy fucking off in medal of honor shooting little prick teenagers who have no idea I'm 48 and not 16 but who cares I like it.

but advrider has been my salvation ever since I was released on parole in 2000 and without it I might be on a Ducati or worse a Buell.

advrider rocks.

ride reports rock.

pilfering neat pictures from ride reports rocks.

riding out west rocks.

riding off pavement rocks.

the brand name on the side of the bike matters not.

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Old 04-08-2006, 07:47 PM   #2305
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:50 PM   #2306
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Originally Posted by GSGIRL
Even though my GS sucks, I am still quite proud of the fact that my GS was the one that started it all.

Thanks flug!

Don't get me wrong though, you are still a prick[/I]

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Old 04-08-2006, 07:51 PM   #2307
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:52 PM   #2308
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as the threads first GS12Adventure you took the time to shoot the shaded side of the bike with a dog turd in front of the bike.

why drag it out.

suckwagon.

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Old 04-08-2006, 08:03 PM   #2309
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Do I get bonus points for posting a picture of my bike at the exact location where I stumbled upon you, but only weeks before?
bonus points awarded. last sunday in an attempt to revive the new england chapter of advrider which was ruined by a canadian and in an attempt to dine on a free breakfast I invited Chris Perry and Dlew up to Orange County for a guided tour of these parts. We ended up on 218 over the hudson where GSXX wandered by and small world he was one of us. an advrider from new jersey.

so being the sociable types we told Dlew to beat it and went and had lunch with GSXX.

and how wierd is this. same spot. the scenic hudson valley.



coincidence?

I don't think so. he was spying on us. but his bike is pretty sweet. the last of the mohicans. a white 2006 adventure.

definitely not a suckwagon.

GSXX. your bike does not suck. come on up when you want to go see OCC.

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Old 04-08-2006, 08:04 PM   #2310
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