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Old 08-28-2005, 04:12 PM   #1471
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My pig. OK with you?

DrAlf's first post. And he hits the ball over the centerfield fence just like Reggie used to.

Did somebody say oilhead GS's aren't dirtbikes? well that ain't no road bike if you ask me. any bike that can run knobbies and get that dirty is earning its stripes.

no banks of PIAA's or overpriced panniers. this bikes had more stuff removed than added on. a great example of an 1150 overacheiving. why drag it out.

DrAlfs silver GS does not suck. it'll hold its own against anything ever made.

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Old 08-28-2005, 04:19 PM   #1472
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Ah well, while we're waiting for the meister....might as well whip mine out



isn't Ireland great? I mean look at the green. green green green. someone pour me a Guiness with some Harp on top of it. great bike Fanum, I like how you covered you bet by sacrificing your cute daughter to ensure I didn't slam the bike.

well it worked, the British Empire strikes back and I have no choice but to give you the "green" light. nice bike, I like that low pipe, kind of looks like an aft photon torpedo cannon or something.

when Irish eyes are smiling!!

Fanums Adventure, like most Adventures, does not suck. God save the Queen.

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Old 08-28-2005, 04:24 PM   #1473
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possibly the worst set of pictures submitted to date. you 've got a long list of bikes and even a 530i.

go buy a freaking decent camera would you?
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Old 08-28-2005, 04:51 PM   #1474
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nothing to really praise or slam you for here, but it is a Black Adventure, and since you managed to match your windshield angle to the rock outcropping, we'll give you the nod.

GForce Junkies bike, does not suck.

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Old 08-28-2005, 05:16 PM   #1475
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Flug, I submitted a pic before and made top 3. Now, I'm gunning for #1. What do you think?


Jim.
well look who's turn it is. the only bike in the thread I'd pay money to ride and he does this to me.

why drag it out. why not...

bless her heart what a nicely matched bike/babe combo we have here.

no excess bullshit, just everything in its proper place, and a really superior rear end.

and she's pretty sharp too.

nice smile. great lines and god damn what a superior posterior.

thanks to DPAS for the lyrics cut and paste (deep purple appreciation society) we can hum along with the following for our dear sweet Nancy:

Knocking at Your Back Door
(Blackmore/Glover/Gillan)

Sweet Lucy was a dancer
But none of us would chance her
Because she was a Samurai
She made electric shadows
Beyond our fingertips
And none of us could reach that high
She came on like a teaser
I had to touch and please her
Enjoy a little paradise
The log was in my pocket
When Lucy met the Rockett
And she never knew the reason why

I can't deny it
With that smile on her face
It's not the kill
It's the thrill of the chase

Feel it coming...
It's knocking at the door
You know it's no good running
It's not against the law
The point of no return...
And now you know the score
And now you're learning
What's knockin' at your back door

Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pantry
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club
Were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to a Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young

I can't deny it
With that smile on her face
It's not the kill
It's the thrill of the chase

changed to:

Sweet Nancy was so fancy,
to get into her pants
you had to be the aristocracy

the advriders that she toyed with, in Colorado
were lacking in diplomacy
so they put her on the hit list
of nachtflug the cunning linguist
a master of many tounges

now she eases gently from that shaft drive to flugs C drive
suddenly she feels so young

I can't deny it
with that bike she does grace,

ohh, what I would pay, to have that ass in my face...

well sue me I said it. it had to be said and I said it. hot damn what a babe.

she got any sisters?

OK. heres the "bottom line"

Rowleys now got the #1 bike in the thread. he probably already did but he just cleared a double hump, or jump, with his most righteous 1100.

he's in the lead, but the checkered flags a long way off. maybe over the horizon.

Let Mike Tyson go paw Razor Ruddick, but I'll be happy just to gaze at that buttock.

nice work Rowley. PM me anything else you may want to share.

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Old 08-28-2005, 06:21 PM   #1476
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Flug,
I figured I'd resubmit my bike, since you turned me down before. I made some changes since the last time:



I bent the cylinders up into a 90-degree V. Then I added a couple more of 'em, figuring, "the more, the merrier." And painted it red. Oh, and I slapped a radiator on it too.
The wire wheels got replaced with cast wheels and some Dunlops. And I got rid of the dumb stock windscreen and added one that goes up and down with the push of a button.
Thanks in advance. I know you'll be totally fair. I throw myself on the mercy of the court. Or whatever this is.
its pretty its red its really quite nice. but sadly for you it still burns the rice.

theres lots of those muslims who read the Koran, and theres lots of things that say made in japan.

but if I want a bike from japan thats real gnarly, I'll go to moroneys and buy me a harley.

riding a jap bike is really quite tacky, unless its a Suzuki and your last name is Lackey.

sorry to do this we had such fun in Lima, but traitors like you get what we gave Hiroshima.

your ST sucks warm saki thru week old cat litter.

suckola. next.
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:10 PM   #1477
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its pretty its red its really quite nice. but sadly for you it still burns the rice.

sorry to do this we had such fun in Lima, but traitors like you get what we gave Hiroshima.

suckola. next.
Nice Poem. Question...weren't Germany and Japan on the same side in the same war?
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:04 PM   #1478
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Oh yeah!!!


And I even like Deep Purple too.
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Old 08-29-2005, 02:25 PM   #1479
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FNG just wanted to know I mine sucks

My daily communter (sucks less gas than anything else in the garage)
Does it suck or not suck?

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Old 08-29-2005, 02:49 PM   #1480
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My daily communter (sucks less gas than anything else in the garage)
Does it suck or not suck?

http://SFDOC.smugmug.com/gallery/768330/1/33963871
Welcome N00b. It takes a brave soul to make their first post in this thread. Your bike may or may not suck, but your inability to post a picture of it does. Use the image tags, not the url ones. See this
thread for remedial training on how to post a pic. In the mean time, gird your loins as I see suckage in your future.

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Old 08-29-2005, 03:12 PM   #1481
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Ready to SUCK

Thanks Mark haven't quite caught up to the 21st Century



The one not listed earlier

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Old 08-29-2005, 06:35 PM   #1482
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OK, Total nooB here. I just picked it up. Judge Away!!!!
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Old 08-29-2005, 06:48 PM   #1483
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OK, Total nooB here. I just picked it up. Judge Away!!!!
I really have to keep up on things to avoid the backlog. This may be the first bike to come thru with the radical and daring forward mounted travel trunk. this alone says so much more than a Helmet Laws Suck sticker that I'm afraid to say anything negative. But I like the 45 degree centerstand. Is it half up or half down? Way out stuff dude. Looks like Tribeless's old pipe or one just like it. I've got 85K on my stocker and still no repack needed so you can thank the previous owner when you pack yours. But I'm liking it. I've seen worse. Not too many of the rare colors make it here, its hard enough to find a mandarin.

yet another brand new member makes it thru the gauntlet. nice work.

GoodTills bike, does not suck.

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Old 08-29-2005, 10:56 PM   #1484
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Arright Knocked Floog, here's mine after I swapped the stock tank for an adventure tank for less than $250, but before I learn to ride it at Jimmy Lewis's class in October. Mebbe Heather will let me get a pic of her on it then, but just in case I don't survive the class I wanted to get your baseline score.

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Old 08-31-2005, 08:35 PM   #1485
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As they say.........if at first you don't succeed, try, try again!

I gotta ride this wave, it's a good one!
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