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Old 03-30-2014, 06:56 PM   #11356
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yeah, yeah,

What I wanna know is,,,

how fast the dump bed well fling up,,,,and can he load a cord of wood onto a porch from 20 feet out,,without leaving the seat?
"Ace Firewood Delivery",, fastest firewood,,quickest cords,,kinetic kindling,,just step back out of the way now M'amm,,we'll have yer load dumped in a couple seconds,,just like yer husband does when he,,,,,never mind,
That'll be $120 for a cord of wood, and $600 for hauling and launching,,,I mean,, un-loading,,,, .
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Old 04-01-2014, 01:03 PM   #11357
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The end of my trip sure could have ended better! Last night I untied the bike andpushed it out of the holes in the carrier rack, stopped and clicked into first so I had some brakes before the trailer at the bottom. Rolled it down and over in front of the camry to wash it. Got it all sprayed down and fired it up to dry the motor. Forgot it was in first. High idle jerked it out of my hand and it climbed the front tire and frame up on the hood. Smashed the grill, right headlight, tore a chunk out of the bumper when it slid back down. Momma is pissed. Already spending too much on it now this. Somebody start digging me a 6' deep hole.
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Old 04-01-2014, 01:04 PM   #11358
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Top of that 2 women with obnoxious kids just in the next both. Does it get better?
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Old 04-01-2014, 01:06 PM   #11359
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The end of my trip sure could have ended better! Last night I untied the bike andpushed it out of the holes in the carrier rack, stopped and clicked into first so I had some brakes before the trailer at the bottom. Rolled it down and over in front of the camry to wash it. Got it all sprayed down and fired it up to dry the motor. Forgot it was in first. High idle jerked it out of my hand and it climbed the front tire and frame up on the hood. Smashed the grill, right headlight, tore a chunk out of the bumper when it slid back down. Momma is pissed. Already spending too much on it now this. Somebody start digging me a 6' deep hole.
Oh man! That sucks!
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Old 04-01-2014, 01:14 PM   #11360
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Sorry Man! But I would so love to see that video...complete with soundtrack.....

Maybe you better stand back a ways and toss bits of chocolate her direction for a while.....
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Old 04-01-2014, 01:17 PM   #11361
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Miguel can recount the story of one of our buds loading his DR into his trailer....he was there, I missed it.
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:08 PM   #11362
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Multistradas for the house!

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Old 04-01-2014, 07:45 PM   #11363
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Oh well, she'll get over it at midnight.
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:07 PM   #11364
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Oh well, she'll get over it at midnight.

Only pissed till April 2nd. I get it.
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Old 04-02-2014, 06:33 AM   #11365
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Miguel can recount the story of one of our buds loading his DR into his trailer....he was there, I missed it.
Campfire story number two! Somebody remind me...

We need a campfire ;-D


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Old 04-02-2014, 08:02 AM   #11366
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Campfire story number two! Somebody remind me...

We need a campfire ;-D
I would, but I'll forget

What was campfire story number 1 about again?
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Old 04-02-2014, 08:04 AM   #11367
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Campfire story number two! Somebody remind me...

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We just had one but someone didn't show up.
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Old 04-02-2014, 08:49 AM   #11368
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We just had one but someone didn't show up.
Touché! Kinda hard to argue with the facts - I'm lame...

WTF was story #1? It escapes me. Maybe something about wiring? Ampacity? Induction?

Don't matter, we'll make something up!!


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Old 04-02-2014, 10:57 AM   #11369
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I think it was about people telling me 90% a bunch of stuff I knew and missing the real question.
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Old 04-02-2014, 11:15 AM   #11370
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Number One-est Story Ever!,,has to be "The KTM man" at Wibby's birthday.
I have never laughed so hard in my life,,and Yes, we need a campfire!
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