The Mexican Titty Bar Tour

LaOutbackTrail · 01-05-2009, 11:12 AM

The plan- Visit every titty bar that we could find. Ride in between.

Got you! Now enjoy the thread!!

LaOutbackTrail · 01-05-2009, 11:34 AM

Two of us planned a trek into Mexico. We just got home yesterday evening and I had over 12GB worth of photos and video to sort and edit. The video... jaja... not even started.

Two of us planned the trek. Three of us went on this adventure. Our stallions were six fifties. Nearly 150 combined horsepower.

We kicked ass on this ride because we are bad mother f*ckers. We did what they told us not to. We camped with coyotes howling outside our tents. We plucked cactus thorns from our boots and tires.

LaOutbackTrail · 01-05-2009, 11:41 AM

We'll have two authors for this ride.... here be me.

LaOutbackTrail · 01-05-2009, 11:48 AM

Here be Richard on his seisciento cincuenta caballo-

oh wait... thats just a friendly Mexican.

Here is Richard.

And Don Quixote himself. Clueless as ever. Slow and steady. He fought off killer cactus windmills with a hunting knife.

soren_dk · 01-05-2009, 11:49 AM

this thread is pointless without the pictures

wide · 01-05-2009, 11:54 AM

Yup Im freezin me chebs off here in Wales, could do with some warming sights

LaOutbackTrail · 01-05-2009, 12:10 PM

Night number one brought us to McAllen,Tx. 10 hours for Jim and I. Richard, although he lives in Houston, drove down from around Kansas City after visiting the in-laws for the holidays. 18 hours in the car for him.

Day two. We run all the way down to the border.

"You SOBs are slowing me down... don't you know your bank can get you the money before hand?!?"

Not too late...

But now it is. LOCK AND LOAD!

Bienvenidos a Mexico!

schismatic · 01-05-2009, 12:18 PM

great title and great start!

have me laughing already.

banjopete · 01-05-2009, 01:35 PM

this could get interesting

jackanory · 01-05-2009, 01:39 PM

This thread definitely has potential.

freeflow · 01-05-2009, 01:42 PM

ok, hoping this went better after your last experience

LaOutbackTrail · 01-05-2009, 03:11 PM

Back from a quick commercial break to go pay the 'lectricity bill.

I'll give some details on getting across the border. GO AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! Make an S-curve so the bullets miss your head.
Thats the bullshit for all the bullshitters sitting at home right now.

The truth for those who are wanting to get going south, do as follows.

I highly recommend getting your vehicle permit online. It only costs about $20 more to do it that way, but should save you a good amount of time.

On the flip side to that, you must still get your tourist permit (visa) which costs $230. That's pesos. But Jim reckoned it was $230 bucks. Poor Don Quixote.

This process may only hold true for the Hidalgo crossing.
1)Go to the Migration counter, give em your passport and they give you form.
2)Fill out paper.
3)Have copies made at next window.
4) Go to Banjercito window and pay your dues.
5) Go back to Migration window and have passport stamped. "Bye-Bye. Vaya con dios!"

Being cute obviously helps you with the process.

Welcome to Mehico.

LaOutbackTrail · 01-05-2009, 03:37 PM

Yes. Welcome to Mexico. The land of drug runners, angry Mexicans who hate Americans. The land of burros and goats on the road sides. Horse and ass drawn buggies holding up traffic. A place of crazy drivers. A place where you can pass cars in a curve, or a line of cars slowing for topes. You can just about do what you like with little restriction. Yes. This is Mexico.

T-I-M. This is Mexico.

Ok, well the first sentence can only possibly true. I have never met so many friendly people in my life. In this state, coming up on a car while blasting down a dirt road only gets you a dirty face and a bit of aggravation. In Mexico, everyone pulled over to let us pass. Most even gave a friendly honk and a definate wave. T-I-M.

Our first day in Mexico was great. The maps dont match the roads worth a crap... so our navigation was left up to richard and his E132 GPS mapset... he'll give you a speil on that later

Has your wife ever wondered where your winter time oranges come from? Give me her number and I will explain in great detail.

We even had a great lunch.

We had no clue exactly what the meat was, but who the hell cares? It was red meat, char broiled to perfection. Add a little lime and a tortilla and its bliss.

Oh yeah. Bring it on, Bitches.

sc-razor · 01-05-2009, 04:00 PM

I'm in

Ilikepivo · 01-05-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HD

Get as close to breaking the no nips rule as you can.

Has there been thought towards a "pay-for-nips" portion of advrider?

This is going to be a great RR!

01-05-2009, 11:12 AM	#1
LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Denton, TX & on the road Oddometer: 4,699	The Mexican Titty Bar Tour The plan- Visit every titty bar that we could find. Ride in between. Got you! Now enjoy the thread!! __________________ The Mexican Titty Bar Tour Mexican Non-Adventure-Adventure. Louisiana Outback Trail XR650L FOR SALE Last edited by LaOutbackTrail : 01-16-2009 at 06:08 PM.

01-05-2009, 11:34 AM	#2
LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Denton, TX & on the road Oddometer: 4,699	Two of us planned a trek into Mexico. We just got home yesterday evening and I had over 12GB worth of photos and video to sort and edit. The video... jaja... not even started. Two of us planned the trek. Three of us went on this adventure. Our stallions were six fifties. Nearly 150 combined horsepower. We kicked ass on this ride because we are bad mother fckers. We did what they told us not to. We camped with coyotes howling outside our tents. We plucked cactus thorns from our boots and tires. __________________ The Mexican Titty Bar Tour Mexican Non-Adventure-Adventure. Louisiana Outback Trail XR650L FOR SALE*

01-05-2009, 11:41 AM	#3
LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Denton, TX & on the road Oddometer: 4,699	We'll have two authors for this ride.... here be me. __________________ The Mexican Titty Bar Tour Mexican Non-Adventure-Adventure. Louisiana Outback Trail XR650L FOR SALE

01-05-2009, 11:48 AM	#4
LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Denton, TX & on the road Oddometer: 4,699	Here be Richard on his seisciento cincuenta caballo- oh wait... thats just a friendly Mexican. Here is Richard. And Don Quixote himself. Clueless as ever. Slow and steady. He fought off killer cactus windmills with a hunting knife. __________________ The Mexican Titty Bar Tour Mexican Non-Adventure-Adventure. Louisiana Outback Trail XR650L FOR SALE

01-05-2009, 11:49 AM	#5
soren_dk Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Jul 2008 Location: Denmark Oddometer: 313	we need pictures.. this thread is pointless without the pictures __________________ "Not only is there no God, try getting a plumber on the weekend" - Woody Allan

01-05-2009, 11:54 AM	#6
wide Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Aug 2008 Oddometer: 160	Yup Im freezin me chebs off here in Wales, could do with some warming sights

01-05-2009, 12:10 PM	#7
LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Denton, TX & on the road Oddometer: 4,699	Night number one brought us to McAllen,Tx. 10 hours for Jim and I. Richard, although he lives in Houston, drove down from around Kansas City after visiting the in-laws for the holidays. 18 hours in the car for him. Day two. We run all the way down to the border. "You SOBs are slowing me down... don't you know your bank can get you the money before hand?!?" Not too late... But now it is. LOCK AND LOAD! Bienvenidos a Mexico! __________________ The Mexican Titty Bar Tour Mexican Non-Adventure-Adventure. Louisiana Outback Trail XR650L FOR SALE

01-05-2009, 12:18 PM	#8
schismatic Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Jun 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Oddometer: 196	great title and great start! have me laughing already. __________________ My TOP 5 adventure motorcycle DVD's http://www.squidoo.com/TOP-5-Adventure-Motorcycle-DVDs My Top 5 adventure motorcycle Books http://www.squidoo.com/TOP-5-Adventure-Motorcycle-Books "Every production of an artist should be the expression of an adventure of his soul" - William Maugham

01-05-2009, 01:35 PM	#9
banjopete broke, student, lurker Joined: Oct 2007 Location: Edmonton for school, but North Vancouver is home Oddometer: 186	this could get interesting

01-05-2009, 01:39 PM	#10
jackanory I am Jack's wasted life Joined: Jan 2007 Location: Bakersfield, CA Oddometer: 210	This thread definitely has potential.

01-05-2009, 01:42 PM	#11
freeflow . Joined: Dec 2004 Location: GB-Wisconsin Oddometer: 4,302	ok, hoping this went better after your last experience __________________ .

01-05-2009, 03:11 PM	#12
LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Denton, TX & on the road Oddometer: 4,699	Back from a quick commercial break to go pay the 'lectricity bill. I'll give some details on getting across the border. GO AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! Make an S-curve so the bullets miss your head. Thats the bullshit for all the bullshitters sitting at home right now. The truth for those who are wanting to get going south, do as follows. I highly recommend getting your vehicle permit online. It only costs about $20 more to do it that way, but should save you a good amount of time. On the flip side to that, you must still get your tourist permit (visa) which costs $230. That's pesos. But Jim reckoned it was $230 bucks. Poor Don Quixote. This process may only hold true for the Hidalgo crossing. 1)Go to the Migration counter, give em your passport and they give you form. 2)Fill out paper. 3)Have copies made at next window. 4) Go to Banjercito window and pay your dues. 5) Go back to Migration window and have passport stamped. "Bye-Bye. Vaya con dios!" Being cute obviously helps you with the process. Welcome to Mehico. __________________ The Mexican Titty Bar Tour Mexican Non-Adventure-Adventure. Louisiana Outback Trail XR650L FOR SALE

01-05-2009, 03:37 PM	#13
LaOutbackTrail Certified Smartass Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Denton, TX & on the road Oddometer: 4,699	Yes. Welcome to Mexico. The land of drug runners, angry Mexicans who hate Americans. The land of burros and goats on the road sides. Horse and ass drawn buggies holding up traffic. A place of crazy drivers. A place where you can pass cars in a curve, or a line of cars slowing for topes. You can just about do what you like with little restriction. Yes. This is Mexico. T-I-M. This is Mexico. Ok, well the first sentence can only possibly true. I have never met so many friendly people in my life. In this state, coming up on a car while blasting down a dirt road only gets you a dirty face and a bit of aggravation. In Mexico, everyone pulled over to let us pass. Most even gave a friendly honk and a definate wave. T-I-M. Our first day in Mexico was great. The maps dont match the roads worth a crap... so our navigation was left up to richard and his E132 GPS mapset... he'll give you a speil on that later Has your wife ever wondered where your winter time oranges come from? Give me her number and I will explain in great detail. We even had a great lunch. We had no clue exactly what the meat was, but who the hell cares? It was red meat, char broiled to perfection. Add a little lime and a tortilla and its bliss. Oh yeah. Bring it on, Bitches. __________________ The Mexican Titty Bar Tour Mexican Non-Adventure-Adventure. Louisiana Outback Trail XR650L FOR SALE

01-05-2009, 04:00 PM	#14
sc-razor Resident Pyromaniac Joined: May 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Oddometer: 1,691	I'm in __________________ 2007 950 SE-R ATTEND S.L.A.P. 2010 - WHITE ROCK MOUNTAIN, AR. "CLICKY" - DAMN, IS THAT BANJO MUSIC?

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